yo check it im gonna enlighten you a bit on what my life was like before the big brother show. i'm here representin all my mates still livin' in the flat in holborn who don't even got the pounds to buy a burger and some crisps. we got a bum lift so we gotta walk 8 flights of stairs before we can sit down and flip on the telly to watch the bbc and pour ourselves a cup of tea. i just wanna make life better for them and i just hope when this is all over i have enough money to buy them a bowler hat to wear on the tube whilst en route to an oasis concert. that's all i'm trying to do.
cheerio all
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