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mlhecky |
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Aww! Look at that! And not even one profane word! That was a beautiful thing. Don't worry, I won't stay forever. I'm not here to piss you
off...just trying to figure some things out.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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SuitSnob + mlhecky = the Liz Taylor and Richard Burton of the 21st century and beyond.
SUITSNOB + MLHECKY ![]()
TRUE LOVE + LUST BODY + SOUL |
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SuitSnob |
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Yeah...I'll admit it...I really want to NAIL mlhecky!!! Does anyone have three nails and a crucifix handy?
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mlhecky |
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Bacalaitos wrote: Bacalaitos, you silly, he edited his message AFTER I wrote that. Suitsnob, you evil genius you. And you wanna "nail" me with three nails...too funny. Well, I AM supposed to take up my cross and follow Him. |
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SuitSnob |
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Stevie B was interviewed on EXTRA tonight...had a big hard-on because Bible-thumping Political Firebrand Srah Cunt Palin mentioned his pathetic ass.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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As much as a dried-up jizz bag that Sarah Pee is, you have to admit: she has quite a decent taste when it comes to husbands...
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SuitSnob |
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Oh hell yes Miss Alley!!! Nothing would make me happier than to have Sarah Republicunt walk in on you and I tag-teaming her hunky hubby. You get him from the
front and I'll play "Sled Dog" with him from behind!!!!
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Miles Edgeworth |
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Wow! Not an image I was hoping for when I opened this thread.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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(Oops, when it comes to Todd Palin, I experienced a double!)
Last Edited By: Miss Alley Shack
10/22/08 10:18 PM.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Knowing upper-class Republican families and their inbred propensity towards sexual perversions, I bet Todd is banging his daughter's friends behind his
wife's back... if she's not already blowing the Black gardener of theirs.
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Sigvold |
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And to think all those plaid button-downs were bought using our tax dollars.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Well, can you blame Todd? He knows very well that, for his own safety, he'd better not wear any suit and tie. You never know when a SuitSnob may be lurking
in the shadows...
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SuitSnob |
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Actually, in this case I would prefer to be the rape-y rather than the rapist. I am pretty confidant that Todd is usually the Top.
Did you know that when Republicunt got the nomination they had to rush Todd into some decent suits for the convention? These hillbillies are SO not ready for Prime Time. ![]()
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SuitSnob |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote: For someone who has been around the block in a Monster Truck you sure have a limited imagination. Have you considered that Todd is the father of Bristol's baby? |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Well, I try not to say things that will scar the kids reading this forum...
Ooh, Todd needs to star in a Falcon movie, like, yesterday. |
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SuitSnob |
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Todd of Finland?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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If you are a size queen, perhaps. I personally prefer a guy who knows how to use it well rather than to merely flaunt it.
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SuitSnob |
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Says the exhibitionist whose labia hangs down between her knees.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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1. Stop peeking up my skirt. Remember, you're a gay man.
2. Your knowledge of female anatomy is definitely lacking in so many ways. |
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SuitSnob |
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No, but I am an expert in ABNORMNAL female anatomy...such as what might happen after years of overuse and stretching while accomodating, say, oh AN ENTIRE
FOOTBALL TEAM at the same time....
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