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Tarek's puffy, curly hair Appreciation Thread
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Posts: 1689 (07/05/08 4:10 AM) |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8183 (07/05/08 11:06 AM) Registered User |
Couldn't you wait until Archuleta hits puberty to lust after him? I am sure the mothers in your neighborhood are relieved that you aren't the Den
Mother anymore, though I wonder how the Weebelos will get thier Fuck an Old Whore merit badge.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1691 (07/05/08 6:49 PM) |
Archuleta's penis is bigger than Wes's.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8186 (07/05/08 8:35 PM) Registered User |
Wes' vocal range is bigger than Archuleta's.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1693 (07/05/08 9:13 PM) |
That is because Wes has his soprano trained and enhanced after months of screaming for help every time you show up at his doorstep wearing nothing but decay
and a leer.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8188 (07/05/08 11:00 PM) Registered User |
That is one of my better tuxedos.
And I just happen to have a shot of you in the evening gown you wore when you were my lovely date that evening: 
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1694 (07/05/08 11:26 PM) |
You're confused. That's not me. That's Derek in his Miss Piggy costume. That nose should be a dead giveaway.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8189 (07/05/08 11:29 PM) Registered User |
No, it's you. You just don't recognise yourself because it was taken twenty years ago before your looks REALLY started to go.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1696 (07/05/08 11:32 PM) |
Considering that I wasn't even born at the time when you were actually capable of dating, all I can say: poor you. Your Alzheimer's disease can be such
a bitch, huh?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8190 (07/05/08 11:40 PM) Registered User |
Yes, but it rots the brain slowly-unlike your acute syphillus.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1697 (07/06/08 2:25 AM) |
Keep convincing yourself that you are more fabulous, darling. I'm sure it helps you sleep easier in your cold and lonely bed...
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1699 (07/06/08 2:42 AM) |
Tarek could take lessons from Archie. I met Archie (don't be jealous, Suity) - worth the humiliating hours of standing in line alongside many ugly little
girls who just couldn't shut up just to have him looking at my chest so shyly. When is Tarek going to embark on his national M&G tour?
Last Edited By: Miss Alley Shack
07/06/08 2:48 AM.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8193 (07/06/08 2:52 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: It IS lonely...my latest Married Closeted Catholic Guy had the NERVE to spend the holiday weekend with the family! I'd better get a call tomorrow (of course only during business hours....) |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1700 (07/06/08 4:53 AM) |
Tell me why you are having an affair with mlhecky again?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8194 (07/06/08 10:44 AM) Registered User |
Well, you know how Bible-Banging Jesus Freaks like to get "nailed"-just like Jesus!!!
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1701 (07/06/08 3:13 PM) |
And you call me a slut? Talk about a shameless lack of self awareness.
At least the Bible-bangers that I like are cute. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8195 (07/06/08 7:21 PM) Registered User |
Get it right, Miss Alley. Archuleta is a Book of Mormon-Banger, NOT a Bible-Banger.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1702 (07/07/08 6:48 AM) |
Well, there was Brother John when I was in seventh grade, Michael W Smith, Amy Grant's husband what's-his-name...
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8196 (07/07/08 11:39 AM) Registered User |
Brother John? How can you possibly remember all the John's you've had?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1703 (07/07/08 4:53 PM) |
I have a good memory.
Unlike you, who assumed that every woman = your mother = hated whore of the millennium. |
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