Something for Derek to masturbate to on the cold and lonely lights when his obesity had hampered any chance of him having indiscriminate anal sex with
strangers.
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I want DEREK to fill me up wiv his cum
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 SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8176 (07/03/08 11:10 PM) Registered User |
Mmmm...warm, moist, greasy, full of all sort of toxic chemicals and preservatives and oozing with "secret sauce"...just like your stinky old twat.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1687 (07/04/08 11:15 AM) |
Poor Derek. He wants me so bad but he can never have me so he had to settle for so much less.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8181 (07/05/08 1:58 AM) Registered User |
Um...you mean like, oh um...a MAN?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1688 (07/05/08 4:09 AM) |
No. A wad of tissue.
Could be worse - he might have to settle for you. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8182 (07/05/08 11:04 AM) Registered User |
Oh please...one of my famous BJ's and he'll have an orgasm where he'll cum, sweat, spit, cry and bleed all at the same time. And unlike an
encounter with you, he won't have to go to the clinic for a shot afterwards.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1690 (07/05/08 6:47 PM) |
And unlike an encounter with you, he won't have to go to the clinic for a shot afterwards.That is because he'd be dead by the time you're done. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8185 (07/05/08 8:34 PM) Registered User |
Yes, my passion has led quite a few men to cardiac arrest...several fatally. You just make them get itchy pubes.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1692 (07/05/08 9:11 PM) |
Yes, my passion has led quite a few men to cardiac arrest...several fatally.Yup, who wouldn't have a cardiac arrest when they see you looking this? Death by heart attack would be a mercy compared to having their penises caught in your maw. 
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8187 (07/05/08 10:58 PM) Registered User |
Well, who wouldn't get all hot from seeing this picture of you massaging your ovaries?
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1695 (07/05/08 11:30 PM) |
1. That's not where a woman's ovaries should be. Just because you're homo doesn't mean you should be ignorant of these things.
2. Stop cheating and searching "SuitSnob's+mother" on Google to get these pictures. Repeat after me: Miss Alley Shack is not SuitSnob's mother... |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8191 (07/05/08 11:42 PM) Registered User |
It's easy to get you two confused, as you both were fucking men all over America back in the 60s.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1698 (07/06/08 2:26 AM) |
I give up.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8192 (07/06/08 2:50 AM) Registered User |
You are good at giving it up, according to the men's bathroom wall (Yes I do use the men's rooom, but of course I sit down to pee like a proper homo).
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1705 (07/07/08 5:04 PM) |
Don't you think scribbling profane lies about girls you can't have on bathroom walls is so beneath you? You should have outgrown such behavior after
junior high.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8199 (07/07/08 6:50 PM) Registered User |
Oh, says the old whore who is lusting after junior high school-looking David Archuleta.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1706 (07/08/08 6:34 AM) |
Please don't blaspheme my higher feelings for David "Angels Brought Him Here" Archuleta with a concept as base as "lust", thank you
very much.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8201 (07/08/08 10:52 AM) Registered User |
Hopefully you won't get cut by his halo as he goes down on you.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1709 (07/08/08 11:06 AM) |
You seem unnaturally obsessed with the idea of Archie going down on me. Hankering for movie rights, you pervert?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8204 (07/08/08 10:25 PM) Registered User |
They already made a movie about a boy going into your vagina and it is coming out on Friday:
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- In Memory, 9/11/01
