Kim-cooties Itty bitty bugs with blonde hair extensions and lots of makeup.
I'll buy Cooks music, even if it's crawling with Kim-cooties!
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David Cook asked Kim Caldwell out to dinner
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Posts: 1973 (07/01/08 10:32 PM) Registered User |
Kim-cooties Itty bitty bugs with blonde hair extensions and lots of makeup.
I'll buy Cooks music, even if it's crawling with Kim-cooties! |
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Posts: 145 (07/01/08 10:49 PM) Registered User |
You make Kim cooties sound sort of cute, actually! I'm
at the vision of many little wee insects staggering around under the weight of their implants
and bad weaves
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Posts: 1940 (07/02/08 10:33 AM) Registered user |
Kim-cooties aren't that cute, babies. Especially if they're infecting someone's crotch. Ha!
Look, I rag on Kimberly Caldwell because I think she's trashy, opportunistic, and just plain vacuous, but not buying David's music? Are you kidding me? I'll buy his albums even if he turns into a gigantic Hollywood douchebag who jams his arm with a heroin needle while simultaneously fucking an Olsen twin. As long as he can still bring the monstrous guitar solos and the glory notes from heaven, I am so there. |
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Posts: 238 (07/03/08 1:53 AM) |
Thought i'd post this up here- came across this last night when watching a clay aiken audition clip - kimberly singing "come to my window" -
SHITTEOUSLY bad. the judges liked it - nonsensically.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2c8fkPs8eY
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Posts: 1955 (07/03/08 3:58 PM) Registered user |
And on that same page, there was this "Latest News" article about KC making the first move on Cook: http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/7636
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Posts: 10 (07/03/08 4:22 PM) |
So the truth is out. The dinner date was not the first meeting of the two. What many suspected all along . . .
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Posts: 7171 (07/03/08 4:22 PM) Registered User |
Honestly, as long as she doesn't put a cramp in his musical ability, I could give two shits who he's fucking.
Although, I still think KC is a skank. That cat was out of the bag long before he asked her out. that article is hilarious though. She's a vapid twunt.
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Posts: 11 (07/03/08 4:38 PM) |
In her interview with Reality Shack, she said that if Chris Daughtry ever needed a date, she would like him to become her boyfriend.
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Posts: 1686 (07/03/08 6:36 PM) Registered User |
She knows he's married, doesn't she? (Is he still married? I actually have no idea.
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Posts: 330 (07/03/08 7:01 PM) |
Cook aim higher dammit. Mandy Moore is available, lol...
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Posts: 7179 (07/03/08 7:26 PM) Registered User |
dagny1331 wrote: Yeah, he's still married to that one chick that he was with during Idol.
Unless he's gotten divorced recently...but no he's still married. The scunt is just looking for the next hot piece of ass to try and further her celebrity. She'll move on when the next "it" guy becomes available.
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Posts: 1542 (07/03/08 9:22 PM) Registered User |
Mandy Moore? She fucked Wilmer Valdermerra! ewwwwww
I hope Cook stays with Caldwell. A) it's much more entertaining and B) the people on the scary boards will continue to go ape shit. Always a plus. Oh, God yes. Most entertaining group of crazy fantards since the 'mates.
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Posts: 12 (07/03/08 11:50 PM) |
Regarding Daughtry, yes, still very much married to . . . I think her name is Deanna. Guess KC thought she could break it up???
Springfeverish, the scaries seem to be adopting the attitude that if he is happy, we are happy. |
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Posts: 13890 (07/04/08 12:01 AM) Registered user |
Thought i'd post this up here- came across this last night when watching a clay aiken audition clip - kimberly singing "come to my window" - SHITTEOUSLY bad. the judges liked it - nonsensically. She was in a hideous group, the judges really didn't have much of a choice. Charles Grigsby won the group Kim and Julia were in for goodness sakes. |
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Posts: 7183 (07/04/08 7:56 AM) Registered User |
Which show all the more how bad she sucks!
I can't wait for the first fantard posts about how pissed they are when she shows up on the tour and is a rude bitch to everyone. You KNOW it's gonna happen. |
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Posts: 638 (07/04/08 11:21 AM) |
Aim higher is all too accurate. Mandy Moore is taller than David Cook. Besides, Cuntwell is undoubtedly much wilder in bed (her nickname is very appropriate).
There's also the unfortunate fact that Cook has undoubtedly already gotten cooties (or worse) from Kim C, and he would infect Mandy if they got too close.
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Posts: 1956 (07/04/08 11:44 AM) Registered user |
Mandy Moore comes off as too normal and boring for David Cook. Look, this time last year, Cook was a pudgy, nobody bartender with terrible hair. Then he
comes to Hollywood and lo and behold, a "hot girl" (work with me) who's a pseudo celebrity (work with me) from a past season, is fighting her way
on set and telling security guards to have Cook call her. Cook has likely never had the "hot girl" in his whole life. He's been cooped up for
months in the AI prison. He's a 25 year old hetero. Of course he's going to fuck her! As 8trackmind says, the girl's probably a magician
in bed. Is she using him to further her fame? Duh, is the Pope Catholic? YES. Once Cook's stardom begins to fade, they will break up and KC will move on
to the next hot male reality star, because that is her track record. But until then, the girl is going to hang on to Cook with bloody fingernails because
she's not stupid. And Cook will let her, because he's horny.
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Posts: 7187 (07/04/08 11:55 AM) Registered User |
That's when we all join forces and whoop her ass.
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