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I Love Money
Megan



I didn't watch Beauty and the Geek and I never really gave a shit about her on Rock of Love. The latter being because I was so obsessed with Ambre that everyone else just kind of blurred together. But Megan is clearly the best contestant on ILM. She's a fierce, hilarious diva who wears scandalous bathing suits to eliminations and just don't care. Plus she has a retarded dog <3

The Mole
Paul



Meh to this show. I mean, it's good, don't get me wrong. But after years of hearing people on Sucks 'jaculate all over it, it's a pretty big letdown. Better than Survivor or TAR? Bitches plz. Paul and Nicole are the only two really colorful castmembers though, and they're both in final 4 so *golf clap* I guess.

Project Runway 5
Stella



Stellaownage. First of all, her weirdass pigtails/inch-thick eyemakeup thing she does all her confessionals is the best DR look since Jay's Bjork getup. But she's also one of the few who really has a personality that has been shown, and it's laffos. She thinks 23-year-olds wear diapers, she thinks being booted off Project Runway makes you the "jackass of the nation," and she drinks barley grass shit that she hates. Oh yeah, and she loves leathah. I'm getting terrible early boot vibes from her sadly, but hopefully she can make the finals and save the season <3

Big Brother 10
Dan/Renny *omg shocking tie*



So yeah, it's just a tad early in the season for me to pick my official favo. The tie will eventually be broken by either

1. A colorful morph on the part of either contestant, or
2. Whichever one lasts longer

I hated Dan at first like any sane person would, because his entire bio was basically "I'M A DOUCHEBAG." And I'm quite sure he is in fact a douchebag, but he's also one of the best people in the house. So whatevs. And he probably played it up a LOT to ensure he was cast, because saying "I'm a fucktard" to the BB casting crew is equivilent to pretending to be dating when in Amazing Race casting.

As for Renny, she's a colorful loudmouthed menopausal hag who wears goofy outfits. So that's that.

Her husband's leathah, her kids came out of her -- leathah...