COMING INTO THE HOME STRETCH...IT'S HOUSEMATE TEN!
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Hi, I'm pinoyako, and I am soooo excited to go on Big Lulzie!!!
PINOYAKO
I make friends really really really easily so I can't wait to meet a dozen new ones!!
*pino dances about enthusiastically*
I'm doing this for the Philippines, woooo pinoyownage!
*pino runs around holding a giant Filipino flag*
I am happy and enthusiastic and I know you'll love me and my housemates will love me and it will just be the best time ever! YAY!
LADIES AND GENTS IT'S PINOYAKO!
*pino hops out of an armored truck*PINO SAYS THAT HE HAS NEVER MET SOMEONE...WHO DOESN'T LIKE HIM. GUESS WE'LL BE PUTTING THAT TO
THE TEST!
PINO WANTS TO WIN BIG LULZIE TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT FILIPINOS CAN SUCCEED IN LIFE WITHOUT HAVING COMICALLY BAD GRAMMAR.
*pino gets to the top and jumps up and down for the cheering crowd as the door opens*
AND PINOYAKO IS IN!

















