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youfist		#21	[-]
Posts: 35 (07/03/08 10:14 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	this back-and-forth jabbering reminds me of a story.. I had to go to the airport about 10 years ago to pick up 2 tickets to Pittsburgh. Well there was a big breasted woman with barely any clothing on in front of me. We were staring... When I say 'we' I meant all of JFK airport. My turn was up..I calmly walked up to the counter (with the buxom beauty still fresh on all of our minds) and asked for '2 pickets to titsburgh' good times.
dmb154678		#22	[-]
Posts: 29796 (07/03/08 10:18 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	the great, ate ate ate state, ate ate ate of illinois, oi oi oi in the usa.
Shag		#23	[-]
Posts: 5700 (07/03/08 10:20 AM) Still OT Forum Dominator Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There are no new thread ideas, only new levels of dipshittery.
star jumper		#24	[-]
Posts: 34631 (07/03/08 10:20 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	dmb154678 wrote: the great, ate ate ate state, ate ate ate of illinois, oi oi oi in the usa. You're such a dork.
youfist		#25	[-]
Posts: 38 (07/03/08 10:22 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shag wrote: There are no new thread ideas, only new levels of dipshittery. is that like 'wordsmithery'
dmb154678		#26	[-]
Posts: 29798 (07/03/08 10:26 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	star jumper wrote: dmb154678 wrote: the great, ate ate ate state, ate ate ate of illinois, oi oi oi in the usa. You're such a dork. i post in OT, therefore, i am. a dork.
star jumper		#27	[-]
Posts: 34632 (07/03/08 10:27 AM) I'm an ugly Yeti King Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
kinghouseplant		#28	[-]
Posts: 4459 (07/03/08 10:28 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite
StaredownSally		#29	[-]
Posts: 625 (07/03/08 10:31 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	or douchebaggery
Penelope McBagpipe		#30	[-]
Posts: 3260 (07/03/08 10:38 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Isn't Indiana where all that flooding just happened? Or was that India or someplace. I wasn't really paying attention.
Gnarl24		#31	[-]
Posts: 2073 (07/03/08 10:48 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wisconsin.
dmb154678		#32	[-]
Posts: 29799 (07/03/08 10:50 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	star jumper wrote: make me a sammich
glazerboy		#33	[-]
Posts: 2612 (07/03/08 10:53 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	youfist wrote: this back-and-forth jabbering reminds me of a story.. I had to go to the airport about 10 years ago to pick up 2 tickets to Pittsburgh. Well there was a big breasted woman with barely any clothing on in front of me. We were staring... When I say 'we' I meant all of JFK airport. My turn was up..I calmly walked up to the counter (with the buxom beauty still fresh on all of our minds) and asked for '2 pickets to titsburgh' good times. After trying this several times with the same embarrassing result, I looked around the terminal to see if there was anyone who could buy my ticket for me. I spotted a priest and thought "surely he can buy my ticket without embarrassing himself." I approached the priest and explained my predicament. He said he understood and would be glad to buy my ticket for me. The priest went to the counter and asked the big-breasted ticket agent for "2 tickets to Pittsburgh." She responded "Certainly, Father. And how would you like your change?" And the priest said "In nipples and dimes."
youfist		#34	[-]
Posts: 40 (07/03/08 10:55 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Penelope McBagpipe wrote: Isn't Indiana where all that flooding just happened? Or was that India or someplace. I wasn't really paying attention. India is where you call to ask for help with your computer or your credi card. Indiana is where you go to die a slow death. got it?
youfist		#35	[-]
Posts: 41 (07/03/08 10:57 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	glazerboy wrote: youfist wrote: this back-and-forth jabbering reminds me of a story.. I had to go to the airport about 10 years ago to pick up 2 tickets to Pittsburgh. Well there was a big breasted woman with barely any clothing on in front of me. We were staring... When I say 'we' I meant all of JFK airport. My turn was up..I calmly walked up to the counter (with the buxom beauty still fresh on all of our minds) and asked for '2 pickets to titsburgh' good times. After trying this several times with the same embarrassing result, I looked around the terminal to see if there was anyone who could buy my ticket for me. I spotted a priest and thought "surely he can buy my ticket without embarrassing himself." I approached the priest and explained my predicament. He said he understood and would be glad to buy my ticket for me. The priest went to the counter and asked the big-breasted ticket agent for "2 tickets to Pittsburgh." She responded "Certainly, Father. And how would you like your change?" And the priest said "In nipples and dimes." HAHAHAHA well done mate!
Hezbolowme		#36	[-]
Posts: 316 (07/03/08 10:59 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ah ain't no flatlander!
WiscBadger95		#37	[-]
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Antithesys		#38	[-]
Posts: 22460 (07/03/08 11:17 AM) Gadabout Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	StatelyWayneManor wrote: "I come from Kansas. I only work in outer space." -Captain James Tiberius Kirk from Star Trek IV Was this just baiting to get some dorky Trekkie to shout "KIRK WAS FROM IOWA, STOOPID!!!" ?
pretzeldential		#39	[-]
Posts: 2578 (07/03/08 11:19 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD NERD
youfist		#40	[-]
Posts: 46 (07/03/08 11:43 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	like I said...midwestern twang 'round here

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