Message to Kim Vo . . .
STOP SMILING so much!!!!!
STOP SMILING so much!!!!!
0 Kudo
SHEAR GENIUS- Watch it with your Wife
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 M1OOO |
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Posts: 366 (07/02/08 5:28 PM) Registered user |
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TimmyTAR |
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Posts: 413 (07/02/08 8:24 PM) Registered user |
I tried to watch the repeat of the show a few minutes ago, but I just can't. Oshun is so annoying, and I'm glad he's gone.
Did anyone like me mistake Dee for a man when the cast bios were first released? "Ah, it's 7 dudes and 5 chicks again this ye--Wait..." |
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lizzo1 |
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Posts: 672 (07/02/08 9:13 PM) Registered user |
What the fuck with the Tabitha showing up late and everybody has to stop shit? Stupid. She's still delusional as ever.
Is it bad that I can't remember who won this? I just remember Tabitha, Ben, and that curly headed guy that Tabitha hated. |
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she314 |
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Posts: 3106 (07/02/08 9:15 PM) Registered user |
I think Anthony won?
And yay for Tabby <3 |
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 louie77 |
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Posts: 15300 (07/02/08 9:21 PM) Registered user |
Nicole <33333
"I'm picking number 10 Beyotches" |
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louie77 |
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Posts: 15302 (07/02/08 9:58 PM) Registered user |
Ugh Parker was robbed, he had no choice about the color.
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OG sofa |
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Posts: 383 (07/02/08 10:03 PM) |
"don't cut my hair".
"don't color my hair". ummm... |
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Gnarl24 |
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Posts: 2064 (07/02/08 10:07 PM) Registered User |
I can't stand the hosts of this show! They are horrible!
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Phuz1 |
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Posts: 2471 (07/02/08 10:23 PM) Registered user |
Oh, goodness. What a bland experience. What's with all the fat hair models?
Poor, sweet, doofy Parker. The chick should have gone home. None of the styles in either of the challenges were memorably good or bad. This week, it was all about the personalities. Which means I won't be discussing any of those Orange County hags. Daniel is a sycophantic mess. He reminds me of Kayne from Project Runway. Without taste. Or filters. And what was with the Andre-like meltdown? Chica needs a Paxil, stat. Charlie pwned Tabs. And I think she LIKED it. Who knew that deep down, she was nothing but a snippy fag.hag? Dee's goony eyes scare me. Is she the love child of former Secretary of Health and Human Services Donna Shalala and a winged monkey?  +  = 
But Dee loses the fright fest to Kim Vo. Poor, bleached-out Twinkie, every time he smiles, three babies die.  
Oh, NO! Stillborn sextuplets! Stop the madness! But forget the nipples! The story of this week was Rene's bulbous package! Somebody's uncut and hanging to the right. Thank GOD for light, tight fabric! Somebody, QUICK, get some screencaps! |
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MrWhiteFolks |
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Posts: 505 (07/02/08 11:09 PM) Registered user |
Ok, just watched the first epi of this (not caught up). Random Musings:
- Kim Vo guy - fuckin a this guy is frightening looking. Jeff Lewis botox times 1,000. Looks like a Gelfling from the Dark Crystal. - Jaclyn Smith - really? This is the best host you can find? - Nekisa - Kim Kardashian has a talent - who knew? Smokin' body though. - Oshun - oh fuckin' a. A reality show has a black guy who talks shit? Shocker. He does look like that little midget dude from Bad Santa. And he can't back up his shit. I'm gonna miss the ridiculous cliches around his name. - Straight Guy - makes sure to let us know he has a wife. He looks like the love child of Mark McGuire and Chad Smith, drummer from RHCP. - Gail - she's hot. - Parker - the gay love child of Christian and David Cook. - Daniel - looks like that little gay dude that was on Top Design. - Jem Model - red head - shit, she was hot on that runway! - Charlie - looks like the comedian Brian Posehn. - Kate Jackson? Awesome! Serena the smart borderline dikey one. Please tell me they're gonna have Farrah's crazy ass on to complete the trifecta. A modern day interpretation of the Farrah- do from the famous massive nipple red bathing suit poster. Shit, that, along with 'The Rachel' may be the most well know hairstyle of the last 50 years! 'Look Who's Got a Farrah Do'..... Apparently Bravo central casting requires every gay contestant to use the phrase 'bitches' about 84,891 times. |
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OG sofa |
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Posts: 385 (07/02/08 11:52 PM) |
Apparently Bravo central casting requires every gay contestant to use the phrase 'bitches' about 84,891 times. actually, charlie said tonight that he had to "keep his shit tight!" which i think is a first for bravo... |
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MrWhiteFolks |
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Posts: 506 (07/03/08 12:00 AM) Registered user |
Will wrote: Dem some fugly bitches.
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willsucks402 |
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Posts: 5629 (07/03/08 12:39 AM) Registered User |
lizzo1 wrote: hate that ugly bitch. Loved the line "She is a bitch without merit" |
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Carboys Desire |
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Posts: 2509 (07/03/08 1:10 AM) Registered user |
Fuck all you Tabatha haterz. SHE RULES!!! I wish someone would drop a hydrogen bomb on Kim Vo's face. Charlie kicked ass tonight. Loved his short 'do and his other 'do too. |
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cginspace |
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Posts: 7293 (07/03/08 1:34 AM) Registered user |
AHA! Thank You! Tabatha must be here in Long Beach. It was Ten Salon, which is listed as one she is trying to bring back to life on her show. She must be
there now, as the sign urged people to be part of the show...
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OG sofa |
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Posts: 388 (07/03/08 1:40 AM) |
carboysdesire wrote:
SHE DOES RULES!!!
in that "i don't know what the fuck i am talking about, but i'm going to run my ignorant, rude, bitch-for-no-reason mouth because i was once on a cable show" kind of way. in that way she rules. and the industry agrees...
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Eggiweg79 |
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Posts: 82 (07/03/08 1:42 AM) Registered user |
I hated this episode. They're told to show their vision yet how are they supposed to when their client won't let them do anything. And Gails chick so
needed her hair cut. It looked so horrible at the ends. All stringy and nasty. I can't believe she actually thought that looked good.
And I would have smacked that one bitch who kept worrying about what was going on with her daughter. I've never watched OC housewives and after spending 10 minutes with them tonight I know I never will. The best part of the episode was Tabitha. She was such a bitch (especially in the short hair challenge) and I loved it. |
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nomii |
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Posts: 4403 (07/03/08 2:11 AM) Registered user |
God i hate those orange country bitches. none of the hairstyles were wow-ful at all due to their cuntiness of not "omg don't touch my hair!"
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cginspace |
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Posts: 7294 (07/03/08 2:20 AM) Registered user |
Sad thing is, that is EXACTLY what hairdressers in OC go through. I have several friends who own salons there and they tell me some STORIES. Oh hi Nomii...
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Posts: 389 (07/03/08 2:36 AM) |
actually, that sounds like a great scenario...
*oc bitch sits in chair* "don't cut my hair, don't color my hair, i like my hair how it is." *ummm...* "can i run a comb through it?" *oc bitch* "yes." *comb, comb, comb* "what do you think?" *oc bitch* "i love it." *sigh* "cool! that'll be $150." |
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