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 Jakob Speed |
Hello Neighborly neighbors... |
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Posts: 1604 (07/02/08 1:52 PM) Registered User |
STOP FUCKING OFFERING ME CRAPPY FOOD WITH MACARONI, AND DESERTS WITH JELLO IN THEM - WHEN YOU AND MY WIFE FORCE ME TO PRETEND TO BE SEMI-SOCIAL, AND STOP BY.
OR I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE GAWD DAMN FACE WHEN YOU SLEEP Thank yew, thank yew verrry much. |
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Posts: 9651 (07/02/08 1:53 PM) |
Can I interest you in a LV70 NIGHT ELF HUNTER with Standard Flying Skill?
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BoNer tHe CLowN |
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Posts: 19 (07/02/08 1:53 PM) |
Why is your wife living with the neighbors?
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Posts: 9652 (07/02/08 1:54 PM) |
Must be a Canadian thing.
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 1605 (07/02/08 1:55 PM) Registered User |
THE WIFE (WHO STILL LIVES WITH ME) ACCEPTS THESE INVITATIONS. NOT.ME.
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Posts: 9653 (07/02/08 1:56 PM) |
Aw, well that's very neighborly of her. You should have some Jell-O.
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 1606 (07/02/08 1:57 PM) Registered User |
Macaroni, savory, sausage, garlic, sage and tomato.
OOH I EXPECT THAT'LL WIN ON TOP CHEF! |
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Posts: 50 (07/02/08 1:57 PM) |
Wow...I guess Slip ain't the only old fag that turned cranky...
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 13635 (07/02/08 1:57 PM) Registered user |
I always think of that jello mold from Christmas Vacation with the cat food in it when I think of jello desserts.
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Ipswich Ripper |
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Posts: 884 (07/02/08 1:59 PM) Registered user |
This is why I only bring the deceased to my flat, mate.
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Buggles73 |
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Posts: 26481 (07/02/08 2:01 PM) Registered user |
Maybe they wanna fuck.
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 1607 (07/02/08 2:02 PM) Registered User |
The cat would have at least enjoyed that JELLO more, mine had fricken melted marshmallow swirls in it. Seriously. I never heard of melted marshmallow swirled
jello.
MUST BE WHAT THEY NOW SERVE IN FINE DINING ESTABLISHMENTS EVERYWHERE! Before we went in the husband said, Sarah is a great cook. |
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Posts: 20 (07/02/08 2:02 PM) |
Does your wifes ass shake like jello? Buggles may be on to something, it could be there way of sending a code.
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 1608 (07/02/08 2:04 PM) Registered User |
boney white girl's ass dude.
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 13636 (07/02/08 2:04 PM) Registered user |
some family member makes some grody jello cream marshmallow shit every year at thanksgiving and everyone oohs over it. it's disgusting.
my mother, however, makes an awesome jello with mandarin oranges that is deeeeelightful. |
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 1609 (07/02/08 2:06 PM) Registered User |
pie123452001 might like to steal your mom.
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BoNer tHe CLowN |
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Posts: 21 (07/02/08 2:10 PM) |
Take a shit and put into a jello dish and send it to them. Mean while I'll come up with a way for you to let your neighbors know that you no longer want to
deal with this issue.
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Posts: 886 (07/02/08 2:13 PM) Registered user |
Jitensha wrote: I never had a decent homemade meal. Me whore mum worked the docks at odd hours getting her naughty bits fondled by Yanks on shoreleave, so I had to make due with what was left in our flat. You'd be surprised what can be made of cigarette butts, used condoms, cat droppings and a stale pint of Guinness. |
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Jitensha |
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Posts: 13637 (07/02/08 2:17 PM) Registered user |
used condoms are always a bit squishy for my tastes.
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Posts: 586 (07/02/08 2:43 PM) |
what color jello?
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Jakob Speed |
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Posts: 1612 (07/02/08 2:51 PM) Registered User |
lime green
ick. cherry, watermelon or orange would have been better... slightly |
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