My girlfriend told me she has leprosy!!

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El Bingo Gringo	My girlfriend told me she has leprosy!!	Lead	[-]
Posts: 1082 (07/01/08 9:05 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I started dating this gal a while ago. When we had sex for the first time, she said that condoms irritated her because of her vulva size and asked me if i had any STD's. She said that she didn't have any either and that she had been amputated after her last child was born (she's divorced). Flash forward a month later when we've been having a lot of unprotected sex, she tells he that she has leprosy!!! She said that she's had it for about 25 years and hasn't had an outbreak in 3 years and that she can't infect me unless she has an outbreak. I called her a diseased fuck and stormed out of her place. Haven't called her since. well... I did ask her what do you call a leper's penalty in football she knew it was an illegal hand-off
smokeitgood		#1	[-]
Posts: 5433 (07/01/08 9:06 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	this means she gossiped about someone. maybe she was telling everyone about your small penis? you might want to do some investigative reporting to find out if this is the case because if she did, you might not be getting another gf for awhile and might have to move to another country.
Omar Bongo		#2	[-]
Posts: 3 (07/01/08 9:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This is a common problem in my country.
El Bingo Gringo		#3	[-]
Posts: 1089 (07/01/08 10:03 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What country is that? ouch!
TequilaVaquero		#4	[-]
Posts: 1665 (07/02/08 9:56 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	What did the Leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
LES2002		#5	[-]
Posts: 895 (07/02/08 10:29 AM) I need a hobby Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Did you hear about the leper hockey game? There was a face-off at center ice.
WiscBadger95		#6	[-]
Posts: 11535 (07/02/08 11:04 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	So a leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, says, "Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back." .
Monsieur Muggles		#7	[-]
Posts: 4186 (07/02/08 11:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	THIS IS A LAME THREAD STARTED BY A LAME POSTER.
El Bingo Gringo		#8	[-]
Posts: 1092 (07/03/08 6:47 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	nope not lame possibly leprous Are yo illitrate?
BoNer tHe CLowN		#9	[-]
Posts: 25 (07/03/08 6:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This thread is falling apart.

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