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goner1		#21	[-]
Posts: 5098 (07/01/08 3:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Mockings and beatings are so under-rated these days. The key is just to stick with this treatment and it WILL work.
DYATH		#22	[-]
Posts: 404 (07/01/08 3:59 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	survivorjb2003 wrote: I wet my bed until I was around 12 or so, but I had nerve damage so I couldn't really help it. Once it healed itself I was fine. My doctor actually did hypnosis on me to make me stop and wake up at night and that actually helped too. I would wake up every 2-3 hours and go. Once I regained nerve function though I only had to get up once a night or so, sometimes not at all. So some kids can't do it for that reason. Yeah right, "nerve damage". Did "nerve damage" cause your Dad to knife your Mom, break the knife, find another knife, then knife her to death?
youfist		#23	[-]
Posts: 11 (07/01/08 4:04 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	i WAS PLAYING ON LINE POKER (pokerstars) and I had the winner...the nut flush...all in's all around... I had it locked up. a huge hand and on the button. Problem... I had explosive diahrea. I actually tried-like a mere rookie- to squeeze out a 'sbd' (silent but deadly) fart to ease some pressure... and that resulted in a rather powerful burst of brown water. I literally pee'd out of my ass. I won the hand and my $50 ($5. buy in) but had to explain to the wife why I was steam cleaning the computer chair. wht this has to do with bed wetters, incontinence or nocturnal emissions is well...irrelevant.
r		#24	[-]
Posts: 3344 (07/01/08 4:12 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	survivorjb2003 wrote: lol, not brain damage you dumb Canuck, nerve damage. This nerve story sounds thin. Perhaps your parent(s) just made it up as a cover to protect you from the real truth. Also... you need to find a guy who knows general stuff about ot because I am not canadian.
youfist		#25	[-]
Posts: 12 (07/01/08 4:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I thought I gave myself nerve damage on my purple helmet once. I just found out the joy of masturbation (circa age 14) and I had just given myself a full frontal assault. I had this strange feeling...a stingy sensation... then I realized it was just some soap from the shower that got down the ol' piss pickle. Taking a shower NEVER was the same. a 2 minute chore turns into a 20 minute ordeal after a good long piss, wank, & shave. If there was ONLY a way I could actually take a dump in the shower...now THAT would be something.
survivorjb2003		#26	[-]
Posts: 5754 (07/01/08 4:23 PM) Hellooooo Nurse Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well, you're retarded so I just made the inference. And I still don't really get an urge to urinate. I usually only realize I have to when my bladder is so swollen that I am in pain from it pushing on other organs. But trust me, nothing a parent can say would make the child feel any more embarassment or shame than they already do.
Link Please		#27	[-]
Posts: 635 (07/01/08 4:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	survivorjb2003 wrote: I wet my bed until I was around 12 or so, but I had nerve damage so I couldn't really help it. Once it healed itself I was fine. My doctor actually did hypnosis on me to make me stop and wake up at night and that actually helped too. I would wake up every 2-3 hours and go. Once I regained nerve function though I only had to get up once a night or so, sometimes not at all. So some kids can't do it for that reason. Okay, now I think you just make up shit for us to use to flame you.
Trixie Delight		#28	[-]
Posts: 24851 (07/01/08 4:28 PM) put Angel in the corner Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My 7 year old niece wets the bed, but I believe it's because my batshit crazy sister in law is so intent on having her chillren be perfect that this kid is just stressed to the max. At 7. I need some of you scofflaws to help me formulate a kidnap plan.
r		#29	[-]
Posts: 3345 (07/01/08 4:45 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Well, you're retarded so I just made the inference. Um you just admitted to all of OT that you wet you bed until you were 12. I think you need to figure out what retarded really means. But trust me, nothing a parent can say would make the child feel any more embarassment or shame than they already do. See now that is stupid. Of course a parent can make a child feel worse.
Satans Favorite Daughter		#30	[-]
Posts: 47 (07/01/08 4:47 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If there are still teen girls who wet their bed, I am sure John Mayer will pay a premium to meet them.
DYATH		#31	[-]
Posts: 408 (07/01/08 4:49 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Umm, he's already admitted that he's a student nurse and his Dad knifed his Mom to death in the most incompetent way imaginable. It can't get much worse.
r		#32	[-]
Posts: 3346 (07/01/08 4:51 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Now he is a bedwetter who has admitted all of those things. Worse.
annie normas butt		#33	[-]
Posts: 4318 (07/01/08 5:05 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TheCatcherInTheRye wrote: This seems like it is a common problem. Mostly with the parents not caring/being strict enough/doing the right thing. I have a neighbor whose kid wears a pullup every night and she's 7. The mother told me her pediatrician said not to push her or make her feel bad. The mom also said that SHE knows a girl who is wearing Pullups and she's in 3rd grade. I guess that makes her feel better or something. Sweet! In a few years she can make the transition from pullups to maxi pads.
TC		#34	[-]
Posts: 477 (07/01/08 5:46 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My cousin's kids still pee and shit themselves at will. Not just in bed. They are like 10 and 12. Boy and girl. She says it's because her husband's family have small bladders that don't progress at the same rate as other peoples'. I think they are just dirty scum people who dont' mind living in their own filth.
Aunt Pappy		#35	[-]
Posts: 16387 (07/01/08 5:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	That's just disgusting.
IndifferentCow		#36	[-]
Posts: 1505 (07/01/08 6:06 PM) Huge apathy Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	They do it during the day to TC? What the hell? Sometimes, I wonder if the parents really potty trained these kids. My nephew is 15 and he still wets the bed, his mom was a slacker. She was one of those moms that kept her kid in a car seat even when in the house...we're talking all day. Kid didn't start walking till he was 2 and a half. And to this day still has a big jealousy over his cousin (my son) who did everything befor him despite being younger.
Pahrump Mania		#37	[-]
Posts: 1329 (07/01/08 6:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Most of you fuckers are letting daycare raise your kids, yet you are experts.
IndifferentCow		#38	[-]
Posts: 1508 (07/01/08 6:21 PM) Huge apathy Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I never put my kids in daycare. Ever. I never wanted a stranger raising my kidlets. And have you ever noticed those daycare moms are the ones who whine about their kids the most?
TC		#39	[-]
Posts: 482 (07/01/08 6:27 PM) I Need A Clue Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	IndifferentCow wrote: They do it during the day to TC? What the hell? Sometimes, I wonder if the parents really potty trained these kids. My nephew is 15 and he still wets the bed, his mom was a slacker. She was one of those moms that kept her kid in a car seat even when in the house...we're talking all day. Kid didn't start walking till he was 2 and a half. And to this day still has a big jealousy over his cousin (my son) who did everything befor him despite being younger. I dunno. I was watching the kids for her one weekend and the little boy was too busy playing and shit all over himself. I threw all his clothes away. Nothing can make me wash someone's shit.
r		#40	[-]
Posts: 3347 (07/01/08 6:31 PM) Registered loser Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	TC wrote: My cousin's kids still pee and shit themselves at will. Not just in bed. They are like 10 and 12. Boy and girl. She says it's because her husband's family have small bladders that don't progress at the same rate as other peoples'. I think they are just dirty scum people who dont' mind living in their own filth. She should tell them it is nerve damage. That helps them deal with it better.

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