Next Food Network Star...Whither 'GarzaBot Cooks Fancy Shit' ?

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XSurVivoR1FaNx		#141	[-]
Posts: 224 (06/29/08 11:57 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jennifer was nice, so I was sad to see her go, but she was just in over her head. I'm sure she has great ideas to make food for her family, kind of like that Robin Miller lady who has that show on now, but they are putting them through such unnecessary and rigorous training that it showed all of her weaknesses. I think unless someone screws up majorly in the next two weeks, then Aaron and Adam will be the next two gone, in that order. After that, I think it really comes down to who excels in the last few challenges between Lisa, Shane, and Kelsey. It's funny, because I think Lisa is probably the best technical cook there, while Kelsey's personality is probably best suited to the Food Network's (over-energetic) feeling and mood. What they should do is cut Shane and then give Lisa and Kelsey their own show together. Lisa can cook and be mute while Kelsey stands there and describes what she is doing.
victalac		#142	[-]
Posts: 1069 (06/30/08 7:13 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kelsey would be good if her cooking show were actually a joke that she wasn't in on. The producers would intentionally screw things up just to get her reaction- and then air the episodes.
PAPAYOKE		#143	[-]
Posts: 19693 (06/30/08 7:37 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Aaron is probably the best cook left, but he's such a disaster in front of the camera/other people. I laughed when he spent most of the time trying to swallow Adam's nasty food. (And which cook doesn't know that when you only have 45 minutes to cook chicken, boneless is probably the better choice?). lol @ "coke da von." I think this is Lisa's to lose, but she needs to open her eyes. She looks like a skinny Miss Snow. Poor Jen. Who could have known that banging a glass jar against a hard metal surface would cause the glass to shatter? Some girls never get any breaks!
CSCin3D		#144	[-]
Posts: 8365 (06/30/08 8:13 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	but they are putting them through such unnecessary and rigorous training that it showed all of her weaknesses. Total agreeance. The tasks on the show are too hard, and I bet most of the real FNstars couldn't do them that well either. Anyways, Lisa probably deserves to win, but unfortunately, I don't see any way she'll win the public vote if she makes it that far. It's going to be Shane or Kelsey. Ick.
chuckersil		#145	[-]
Posts: 613 (06/30/08 8:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lisa's "look" is too severe/sharp edged for Food Network... she needs a softer overall look.
McWolcott		#146	[-]
Posts: 7543 (06/30/08 8:30 AM) The Real American Psycho Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Lisa has had way too much botox, my guess is her eyes won't open any further than they do as a result or that or whatever other plastic surgery she's had. That combined with the too skinny eyebrows and severe haircut make her too way too Stepford wife.
Kenscookie		#147	[-]
Posts: 5075 (06/30/08 8:42 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oshun Anat wrote: I suppose they could have gotten boneless turkey/chicken breasts and some duck, pounded it all flat into a roulade of sorts and made that instead, but whatever. Maybe they could have. I guess that's what Suzie Whasserface meant when she said that they had "copped out", but I don't blame them one bit for not going in that direction. They only had 45 minutes to prep and cook the dish, plus two side dishes. If it were me, I would be concerned that three layers of meat rolled together might not have enough time to cook all the way through.
Lovejonze		#148	[-]
Posts: 6059 (06/30/08 10:26 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jennifer is going back, in her words - to "being a wonderful mother." gak - don't break your arm girl.
Drew B		#149	[-]
Posts: 3379 (06/30/08 10:52 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Eggiweg79 wrote:It was very obvious that it was between Jennifer and Adam. I'm glad they kept Adam. Both of them don't seem to be very good chefs and at least Adam is entertaining. Jen was always so uncomfortable to watch. She was horrible in front of the camera and wasn't showing any improvement so i'm glad they got rid of her. Really? I thought that it would be between Aaron and Jennifer. Aaron and Adam shared responsibility for the non-coq-au-vin, but at least Adam is capable of speaking on camera. Aaron was disastrous at the describing challenge and equally terrible when presenting his food to the panel. Dude shows NO talent for on-air hosting (which we all know is much more important in this competition than actual cooking).
Eggiweg79		#150	[-]
Posts: 80 (06/30/08 11:43 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Drew B wrote: Eggiweg79 wrote:It was very obvious that it was between Jennifer and Adam. I'm glad they kept Adam. Both of them don't seem to be very good chefs and at least Adam is entertaining. Jen was always so uncomfortable to watch. She was horrible in front of the camera and wasn't showing any improvement so i'm glad they got rid of her. Really? I thought that it would be between Aaron and Jennifer. Aaron and Adam shared responsibility for the non-coq-au-vin, but at least Adam is capable of speaking on camera. Aaron was disastrous at the describing challenge and equally terrible when presenting his food to the panel. Dude shows NO talent for on-air hosting (which we all know is much more important in this competition than actual cooking). They hated Adam's polenta but liked Aaron's side dish. And Adam hasn't shown he can really cook at all. Aaron seems to know what he's doing in the kitchen so I think they are still hoping he'll relax in front of the camera.
Drew B		#151	[-]
Posts: 3383 (06/30/08 12:08 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The chance of Adam becoming a better cook >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the chance of Aaron becoming a better on-air personality.
PAPAYOKE		#152	[-]
Posts: 19696 (06/30/08 12:22 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I think both of those are equally unlikely to happen, but being a bad host is a far bigger liability than being a bad cook. For instance, who actually has to taste Rachel Ray's shit? Moreover, they could always have a "ghost chef" doing the real cooking behind the scenes.
E Moch		#153	[-]
Posts: 829 (06/30/08 2:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Jen...yes...go ahead...attempt to loosen a glass jar's cap by banging it INCREDIBLY HARD against a metal grill...Where you are cooking the two very important compontents of your dish. Dumb.
cindidindi76		#154	[-]
Posts: 11288 (06/30/08 2:42 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	For instance, who actually has to taste Rachel Ray's shit? Ugh. My sister makes shit from her fucking magazine all the time. And when I say shit, I mean shit. Terrible. I can't ever remember this show is on. Guess that shows how much I actually care about who wins.
Lovejonze		#155	[-]
Posts: 6062 (06/30/08 2:45 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Speaking of Rachel Ray, I can't stand nutmeg on Swiss Chard. But I did make her chick pea and bacon salad, and I have to admit, it was tasty.
Kenscookie		#156	[-]
Posts: 5077 (06/30/08 3:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ReRe seriously needs to lay off the bacon for a while. Have you seen the FN commercials/promos with her lately? Moo...
Screerider		#157	[-]
Posts: 22006 (06/30/08 3:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I like Aaron and Shane, with Kelsey and her titties bringing up 3rd.
Oshun Anat		#158	[-]
Posts: 1814 (06/30/08 6:56 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Maybe they could have. I guess that's what Suzie Whasserface meant when she said that they had "copped out", but I don't blame them one bit for not going in that direction. They only had 45 minutes to prep and cook the dish, plus two side dishes. If it were me, I would be concerned that three layers of meat rolled together might not have enough time to cook all the way through. Oh, I don't blame them either, but I suspect that that's what they WANTED to see. Didn't give them what was in their head = coping out.
Blondzilla5150		#159	[-]
Posts: 1056 (06/30/08 9:23 PM) A Danger to Myself & Others Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I agree with some of you saying it was painful watching Aaron get through the parts where he had to speak. He sucks big time at hosting and explaining shit, and I also thought for sure he would be in the bottom two. I am glad Jennifer is gone though, in reality and all honesty she went as far as she could. Adam is definitely the next to go, he has to be.. his cooking does seem to suck and I can not even deal with his personality.. he is awful. I do give kudos to Shane, he is showing he is pretty good at hosting and cooking, I think it will probably be him, Kelsey and Lisa in the f3 with either him or Kelsey winning. I still enjoy Lisa a lot though, I thought in this episode she showed how much more softer yet confident she is..she really never ceases to impress me. I really hope that after this is over and done, she will still get some kind of a show or opportunity from it, she deserves it. Lisa <3
veil 26		#160	[-]
Posts: 589 (06/30/08 9:23 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Catching up on this all at once (though hubby forgot to record the first episode): If I had watched this from the beginning, I'd probably dislike Lisa, but having watched it all at once, I have to say I pretty much enjoy her. I've (pathetically, I admit) watched all 4 cycles of this, and so don't take it seriously at all: I have never watched the Hearty Boys show, have avoided Guy Meaty Forearms Fieri's shows like the plague (full disclosure: I have watched all of near runner-up Nathan Lyons's shows on Discovery Health, several times each, and they are good (his sea bass recipe in particular is excellent)), and am delighted to report that, to the extent that Amy Thin-Lips Ringlets Whatever had a show, I missed it entirely. There is no one on TV more execrably unlikable than the Tusch or I've-Had-Too-Much-Lipwork Susie. It's tough to watch a show when one doesn't respect the "judges" at all. Jeez, you spend 6 months working in a region with no internet access and everyone thinks you're dead. Last Edited By: veil 26 06/30/08 9:29 PM. Edited 1 times.

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