That parrot is so cute.
I'm thinking of going with the "bombed drinking game" for an underlying morbid sense of fun! Seriously, thanks.
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Posts: 1649 (06/29/08 6:30 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Posts: 8936 (06/29/08 6:30 PM) Guttersnipe |
eury, i work for the army and the dudes love love LOVE those microwavable chef boyardee thingys. food is a biggie. send him FOOD! cookies, hard candy and
micrwavable crap.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1650 (06/29/08 6:33 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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I'm sending him pringles, chex mix, cheetohs, gum, jolly ranchers, suckers, rice krispie treats, fruit roll-ups, cookies (chocolate chip and peanut
butter), sunflower seeds, and beef jerkey. Oh, and zip-lock bags. (They taste great with sand).
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darlingal |
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Posts: 9438 (06/29/08 6:37 PM) Nobody reads me.
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send a frisbee too! dudes love frisbee. I love frisbee.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1651 (06/29/08 6:39 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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I'm currently mentally separating the items I want to send him in my head via the following categories: things that can be filled with vodka and things
that can't.
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Posts: 8937 (06/29/08 6:41 PM) Guttersnipe |
eury: darts and all things nerf
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Posts: 19091 (06/29/08 6:44 PM) MESS member |
ooo, good one, they're light weight too
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Posts: 8938 (06/29/08 6:45 PM) Guttersnipe |
if you really really have more room than ideas i can ask the guys tomorrow
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Posts: 3540 (06/29/08 6:47 PM) Registered user |
Based on Darlingal's rules you need to make sure that his inflatable black man is wearing a painted on cod-piece.
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Posts: 4996 (06/29/08 6:56 PM) Registered User |
Or you can fold him up and put him in something else - like a hollowed-out Bible or package for a deck of cards.
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Posts: 2548 (06/29/08 7:08 PM) Registered user |
Instead of using shredded paper or styrofoam packing peanuts. I used air popped popcorn. My nephew said they had great fun with it.
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Posts: 4597 (06/29/08 7:17 PM) Not what you think |
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1653 (06/29/08 9:37 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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So seriously, I can put Stoli in lieu of water and they're not going to notice? I'm about to do it, but I need affirmation that it's not going
to come back to haunt me.
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Posts: 8945 (06/29/08 9:39 PM) Guttersnipe |
um eury? there may be some issues. sometimes random full on checks occur
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1655 (06/29/08 9:42 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Would he get in trouble? Worse yet... would they take the inflatable black man!?!?one!!?? |
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Posts: 9441 (06/29/08 9:53 PM) Nobody reads me.
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R. All alcoholic beverages, including those mailable under DMM C021, are prohibited.
from the usps website. I am guessing it could get you both in trouble, eury. |
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Posts: 1659 (06/29/08 9:57 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Dammit!! Thanks, darlin.
What if I were to mail it from Canada? They can't prosecute me in a fake country, can they? (kidding kidding) |
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Posts: 4189 (06/29/08 10:00 PM) |
Does he have a way to play CDs? If so, make him a mix.
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Eurytol |
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Posts: 1661 (06/29/08 10:03 PM) Badass motherfucker-er
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Ahhh, good idea, kooyah!!
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Posts: 796 (06/30/08 12:17 AM) Lost soul |
One of the big things that they do over there is make Capri Sun booze. Send many packets of yeast. They can get the sugar in the BX/PX but some places watch
how much yeast the guys buy.
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