Have you recently been in an arguement? Has she recently purchased some super-hot pepper powder whcih she normally does not purchase??
Be careful man, be careful!
Be careful man, be careful!
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My wife wants to finger my asshole
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Posts: 1709 (06/28/08 10:20 PM) Registered user |
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memyselfandi |
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Posts: 14192 (06/28/08 10:22 PM) Registered user |
Tres Gay wrote: Wait a second. Why did I think you were a lesbian?
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1638 (06/28/08 10:23 PM) Registered User |
I think Naj just outed himself as a top, or pitcher if that is more your cup of tea.
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survivorjb2003 |
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Posts: 5733 (06/28/08 10:37 PM) Registered user |
She is a lesbian, but she's had sex with men before.
sealbach, if you have a prostate, you'll love it. Just a few tips beforehand... Make sure fingernails are trimmed short Use lots of lube Have an erection before fingers go in Lay on your back and have her do it...have her go in from an angle, not straight on. Also, it may help if she is blowing you while doing it, or you or her are jacking yourself off. If done right, you will have the best orgasm of your life. One where the room spins and you see stars and can't walk straight for a couple minutes because it was that damn good. Enjoy! |
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mmandel |
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Posts: 50 (06/29/08 12:39 AM) Registered user |
How did you make out Seal? Just wait, anal beads might be next.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8153 (06/29/08 1:09 AM) Registered User |
Fuck the beads...I say he tries a nice Butt Plug!
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TequilaVaquero |
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Posts: 1641 (06/29/08 1:28 AM) Registered User |
I say he plays Mary Poppins. Go for a 6 foot torcheire with frilly shit on the chandelier.
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Tres Gay |
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Posts: 3534 (06/29/08 1:36 AM) Registered user |
"Why did I think you were a lesbian? "
Jibjab gave the right answer. I'm not a Gold Star Lesbian. |
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Mister Peepers |
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Posts: 3059 (06/29/08 6:06 AM) Registered user |
Is Gold Star a term for a dyke who has never had the dick? Do you get to be a Bronze Star for being in a committed lesbonic relationship?
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 Mister Yuck |
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Posts: 3451 (06/29/08 8:19 AM) Registered User |
Naj, you have to relax
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lilnubber |
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Posts: 9366 (06/29/08 8:34 AM) Registered user |
The latex gloves are skeeving me out.
Doesn't she love you? |
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StarringAmy |
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Posts: 5063 (06/29/08 1:24 PM) |
lol Yeah Naj you have to relax... something relaxing your insides just might feel really good.
So did your wife end up fingering your asshole? Details please. |
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Charming Nemesis |
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Posts: 3222 (06/29/08 1:37 PM) |
Don't let her do it, man! It's a test. The first step to eventually asking if Roy from the office can join you and her and he'll be fingering your
asshole. It's the same old story.
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ginaf20697 |
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Posts: 31318 (06/29/08 1:39 PM) Registered user |
You have to wonder who else's asshole she's been fingering.
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Link Please |
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Posts: 620 (06/29/08 1:40 PM) |
Better smell her finger and see if it smells familiar.
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Posts: 8924 (06/29/08 1:56 PM) Guttersnipe |
welp, he hasn't been heard from since. he's either dead, too embarrassed to fess up here or shopping for his newly acquired taste in manpurses
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sealbach |
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Posts: 4137 (06/29/08 2:03 PM) Registered user |
it's not what it's cracked up to be...i gave it 3-5 minutes and just couldn't get in to it...she did give me great head before we got jiggy with it
in the sex swing
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Posts: 154 (06/29/08 2:50 PM) Registered user |
I ve done this in the past with several boyfiends. One of whom was much older than me and was shocked- that I did it and that he liked it. I'm quite sure
they all wish they could have me do it again (if they havent done it since). I don't know why I'm no longer into it. I guess it really was meant to
encourage a little buttplay in return, which I no longer want, AT ALL. Weird how your sexual preferences can change over time.
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SS Magic Bones |
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Posts: 1364 (06/29/08 4:52 PM) |
sealbach wrote:
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Us Kids Know |
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Posts: 6696 (06/29/08 5:41 PM) Registered user
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sealbach wrote:I see what you did there. |
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