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Zzunk |
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It must be destiny that the circumcision and six flags boy threads are competing neck to neck.
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Us Kids Know |
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PagongSchlong wrote: The pic on page 1 is more disturbing than 1000 decapitated orphans.
ETA: whoops, I hadn't read the previous two pages when I posted that. *clears throat* Something something head something no more something. |
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StarRider |
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He's not going to be tall enough now to ride any of the good rides
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Hamdingers |
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I wish I'd thought of that.
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PagongSchlong |
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Hamdingers wrote: I wish you would have thought of that too. Furthermore, I wish it would have been post #55 on page 3 of this thread. |
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StarRider |
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Hey i took a shot.
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Pahrump Mania |
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The good news is his head landed in the clown's mouth and he won a stuffed animal.
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MouthbreathingDemonPiglet |
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The pic on page 1 is more disturbing than 1000 decapitated orphans. I know! The headboard is heinous. And don't get me started on that wallpaper. |
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PagongSchlong |
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StarRider wrote: You thought you were a step ahead of the rest of us. |
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Lloyd Bonafide |
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He's going to need high heel sneakers to ride the good rides.
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Aunt Pappy |
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He sure jumped headlong into that situation.
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smokeitgood |
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Well at least his penis is still in tact, so a necrophiliac can still give him head.
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NickF227 |
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*insert tactless head pun here*
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Atypical Male |
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I found a bit of updated information. The lawyers for the park definitely have some ammunition to work with.
A 17-year-old boy was killed Saturday when he was struck by the popular Batman ride at Six Flags Over Georgia. According to a statement from the amusement park, the boy climbed over two six-foot fences around the popular Batman roller coaster "We do not know why this person was intent on gaining access to this restricted area, as multiple signs clearly state: Danger Zone/Do Not Enter/Authorized Personnel Only," the statement from park spokeswoman Hela Sheth. "Some witnesses have stated that the individual was trying to retrieve something he had lost," Sheth said. "Others reported that he was trying to touch the ride. This is merely speculation at this point, and we are working with park visitors and local police to learn more." No one on the ride was injured, Sheath said in the statement. The boy's family was at the park. "Our thoughts and prayers are with the family," the Six Flags statement said. Cobb County police declined to confirm reports that the boy was decapitated, and the park statement did not include that detail. Attempts to reach Six Flags officials for more information have been unsuccessful. According to Fox 5 TV, the boy was part with a church group visiting the amusement park which jumped a fence around an off-limits area. One of them jumped to grab someone's feet as the Batman ride passed over, and he was decapitated. |
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PoChop |
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Sticky cotton candy head, 1 Flag, less fun.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doot doot
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Mordecai Vanuatu |
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I'd rather see this guy decapitated:
And maybe joined in by:
ETA: Creepy to think PO and I thought of this simultaneously..... |
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PoChop |
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Scary yes, but not as scary as for Fabio who just happened to be on that rollercoaster.
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daggers44 |
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You guys are too cruel. Poor kid.
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lilmzcan |
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AUSTELL, Ga. - A teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said. Six Flags officials are uncertain why the unidentified 17-year-old from Columbia, S.C. scaled two six-foot fences and passed signs that said the restricted area was off-limits and dangerous to visitors, spokeswoman Hela Sheth said in a news release. Authorities were investigating reports from witnesses who said the teenager jumped the fences to retrieve a hat he lost while riding the Batman roller coaster, said Cobb County police Sgt. Dana Pierce. Police have declined to release the teenager's name until an autopsy is completed. |
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NeonTetra67 |
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"Our thoughts and prayers are with the family," the Six Flags statement said.Too bad that kid's thoughts are splattered all over the ground and other people's shin and ankles. |
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