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NancyGracesBangs |
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Push her down the stairs. It's the only way.
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ginaf20697 |
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I think Jeff needs this
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Mister Yuck |
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NancyGracesBangs wrote: and push yourself after her |
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NancyGracesBangs |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh good one. Ouch, my feelings. And how does one push themselves down the stairs? Shouldn't I just jump or dive? I'll go see what I can
do.
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Mister Yuck |
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Not you, him
Okay, maybe you too |
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NancyGracesBangs |
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Oh, oopsie. Whew!
:leaves stair case: |
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Mister Yuck |
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Every time I miss Jax, I'll try to remember that JeGa/Scruffy exchange. I can't believe I ever lived near such losers. |
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MouthbreathingDemonPiglet |
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DO NOT LISTEN TO TC.
Her little son, Baxter, was born without any legs because she ate nothing but pasta sauce from a jar for nine months. |
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NancyGracesBangs |
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I thought it was Cream of Mushroom straight out the can?
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squashthebeef |
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Buy her a happy meal. 12 year olds love the happy meals.
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thecolbster |
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JeffGator wrote:
OMG. Jeff married Manda. |
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wrsrules |
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TC wrote: How stupid!! So her body needs corn syrup and artificial colors and flavors huh. OK. |
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CBRetriever |
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somedays I'd trade you three 75 pounders for one baxter, especially now that the youngest is trying to hump the oldest and she's having nothing to do
with it.
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wrsrules |
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When my sister was preg wih her first she ate cheetos and diet cola, didn't take her prenatal vitamins because they made her sick she said, that kidi s 25
now and dumb as a stump, I mean really dumb, her 2nd kid she ate good and that kid is very smart. It is crucial for brain development to eat good.
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Pahrump Mania |
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My Aunt's body told her that she needed cigarettes and booze when she was pregnant with my cousin. He knows the alphabet all the way up to J.
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thecolbster |
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Jeff, if you need serious counseling, please seek a professional.
Anyone know the bat/frat signal for bradyboy? |
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peanuts4444 |
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wrsrules wrote: Guess we don't have to ask how your mother ate while pregnant with you |
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JeffGator |
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I'm 25 and graduated from college over 3 years ago. And we don't have arranged marriages in our religion.
So the rule here in Israel, is that you have to be in the country for six straight months...if you leave, you have to start the 6 month count all over again. I've actually been in Israel for way over 6 months, but my wife, who is from London has not. I'm actually covered anyway under a cheap dollar a day insurance just to be safe. My wife is the one with no coverage. She claims though that the insurance here will cover birthing costs even though she is not on it yet. But worse case she will just fly back to London to have the baby since she has full coverage over there. And I really don't think that cravings necessarily mean you need whatever is in them. Twizzlers are pretty devoid of nutrients, but people like the sugar so they eat them. Update: For dinner last night my wife ate fast food with her family and she now has really bad food poisoning. I keep checking the toilet to see if the baby is in there. |
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Axle the Bulldog |
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Not if you get it after you become pregnant. Still, it's stupid. |
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darlingal |
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I shook the eight ball and asked and it said "all signs point to yes".
It could be worse, you could have twin 'tards. A boy and a girl named...Special and Ed. |
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