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It's not like you were ever REALLY gone.

After squeezing out the brat, you posted a few times here and there, then got busy wiping up baby-vomit and strained-pea poopies.

Apparently now you are bored with the child since it has entered that "not so cute anymore" stage, in between "big, adorable eyes" and "mange hair sprouts coupled with tooth cutting." Can't blame you, really. All Moms stop loving their babies at this point.

So then you mated... AGAIN (you really take this mating thing seriously, it seems) and now you are back to accept congratulations and "yippees" for being unable to keep your legs closed or use appropriate birth control.

Hardly seems worth accolades.

And, really... you're aren't DOING anything interesting here. You aren't contributing. You just came back to say that you've come back, then you asked how good of a job you did with your grand return.

No, you'll get no huzzah from me. Not yet. Post something humiliating about yourself -- tell a story about when your placenta slipped out of the doctor's hands and fell onto the floor. THEN maybe I'll take an interest.