riceme was stewed.
all the puke and shit are worth it...at least till they start talking back.
all the puke and shit are worth it...at least till they start talking back.
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Baby observations...now with Extra Poop!
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Posts: 9378 (06/26/08 12:47 PM) Nobody reads me.
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StatelyWayneManor |
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Posts: 6994 (06/26/08 1:08 PM) Registered user |
Aren't you supposed to roll up a newspaper and smack his nose
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Loki |
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Posts: 14258 (06/26/08 1:11 PM) Monkey tamer |
awww, its soo cute my little Lucy backs into a corner, makes a fuck you face, and poops on the carpet.
I wuv her |
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Shag |
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Posts: 5404 (06/26/08 1:19 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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Do we need do some kind of intervention before your house turns into Starstar's?
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drinkinghotchocolate |
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Posts: 29924 (06/26/08 1:22 PM) Registered User |
Mine took a giant poop this morning as soon as he woke up and was merrily rolling around in it when I came to get him
Personally, I think I'd be a bit annoyed if I woke up in my own feces, but its entertainment to my boy |
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Shag |
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Posts: 5405 (06/26/08 1:27 PM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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They do seem very pleased with themselves after they take a shit. Again, a quality that applies to grown men as well.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 9380 (06/26/08 1:29 PM) Nobody reads me.
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It takes so little to amuse them.
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Hamdingers |
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Posts: 9345 (06/26/08 1:34 PM) |
A GOOD POOP IS VERY LIBERATING, THAT'S ALL!
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AeroChild |
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Posts: 15505 (06/26/08 1:34 PM) BB Moderator |
my nephew had peas for the first time last week, couple hours later Dad put him in the johnny jump-up thing
he was squirting green goo and laughing his ass off about it |
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TightyHeidi |
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Posts: 1161 (06/26/08 1:39 PM) Registered user |
My little guy mnanged to pee, spit up, and dump at the same time. While I was changing his diaper a few weeks ago. The poop actually projected onto the wall!
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Man Eatter00 |
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Posts: 542 (06/26/08 2:52 PM) |
If I'm having a girl, do I still have to worry about projectile poop?
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merkyl |
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Posts: 55251 (06/26/08 4:33 PM) Registered loser |
You should meet Angela.
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DonnaRama |
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Posts: 128 (06/26/08 4:33 PM) |
no, because we all know that girls poop out of a completely different hole than boys.
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Super Machine |
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Posts: 279 (06/26/08 4:39 PM) Registered user |
Hamdingers wrote: Not Quite - its called owning it . And as far as being amused who's watching us and giggling ? YOU miss prudey prude puritan !
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Will |
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Posts: 29407 (06/26/08 4:50 PM) Not a Registered User anymore |
This thread disturbs me in more ways than one.
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MargueritaBlendedNoSalt |
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Posts: 2174 (06/26/08 4:54 PM) Registered user |
My older kid gets car sick. Nothing like cleaning up creamed corn off of your upholstery to humble a person.
:It's a little known fact that kid puke always contains a few kernels of corn, even if they haven't eaten any in a week: |
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SmrtAss |
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Posts: 3113 (06/26/08 4:58 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
My childless brother was grossed out by one particular baby poop story that involved cleaning diarrhea off of the wall. He said he'd NEVER be able to do
that. I told him if the hardest thing he had to do in his life was to clean up shit, then he'd have a pretty damn good life. Some people are such wusses.
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Kunundrum |
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Posts: 256 (06/26/08 5:12 PM) Registered User |
There was poop everywhere, everywhere
There was poop up in hair, in your hair There was poop up in your nose There was poop down in your toes There was poop everywhere, it's in the air. There was poop way up high, way up high There was poop way down low, way down low ... Hooray for poopies! |
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Posts: 1239 (06/26/08 5:28 PM) |
When my son was a baby, as soon as the diaper came off his hands went straight to his crotch. He always looked so proud of himself.
again, not so different from grown-up men. |
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drinkinghotchocolate |
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Posts: 29926 (06/26/08 5:31 PM) Registered User |
Oh mine does that too. He's GREAT friends with his wenis
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