Lazarus: Maybe... Wait...
Heather: Oh fuck. Zach and Scarlet.
Lazarus: Aww.
Heather: This is like Freddy and Kendra all over again except instead of a train blocking Manny & Rena and Koda & Namie it's a fucking cluebox.
Lazarus: Starting to wish we stayed behind in sequester where the alcohol is.
Heather: Don't worry, I came prepared. *claps hands and summons an open bar out of the ground*
Lazarus: What?
Heather: Come on. Bush is in office. These open bars are all over the place.
Lazarus: Nice.











