i had red slurpee come out my nose when i was a kid.
it felt funny.
it felt funny.
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my arm hurts (now with additional tales of near amputation and woe!)
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darlingal |
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Posts: 8973 (06/03/08 10:59 AM) Nobody reads me.
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My brother was riding shotgun one day and was hanging on the window, which was half way down....when the door opened and my mom is driving down the street with
my brother hanging on the window screaming his bloody head off. We were laughing in the back.
Did I mention my brother is a moron? He also ate a broken coke bottle when he was 2. Good times. eta: yikes POS |
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Leslie629 |
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Posts: 4000 (06/03/08 11:07 AM) MESS member |
I walked thru a campfire when I was 6 and burned the bottom of my feet. Thank goodness the doctor next door was living at his lake house because his wife threw
him out and my wee feets could be saved.
LO! A circus of human misery. I adored us all! |
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Posts: 2382 (06/03/08 11:07 AM) Registered user |
Neither of these can rival Beeps or Penny's stories.
A friend and I walked to the mall in freezing temperatures. We bought a couple sodas, my cup was in front of me on the table when the temperature change got to me. I fainted and my head fell forward...the straw jabbed right up my nose. Worst nosebleed ever!! The night before I was to leave for basic training my friends and I had a blow out party. One drunken friend picked me up above his head and accidentally dropped me. I fell on my shoulder and broke my collarbone, it came through the skin. I went to the Army on delayed entry. |
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Posts: 2745 (06/03/08 4:34 PM) Lazy ass bitch, please |
I bumped my head on a jagged piece of glass and had to get 10 stitches in my forehead. Only I wasn't a kid. It was last year.
And, it didn't really hurt, so there. |
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SirPaulMuaddib |
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Posts: 5051 (06/03/08 5:04 PM) Registered user |
I got a papercut once.
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Leslie629 |
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Posts: 4007 (06/06/08 8:13 AM) MESS member |
Good News! My arm doesn't hurt anymore.
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Posts: 1314 (06/06/08 8:21 AM) |
Something else better start hurting real soon for the sake of the thread.
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darlingal |
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Posts: 9069 (06/06/08 8:22 AM) Nobody reads me.
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Yay!
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Leslie629 |
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Posts: 4008 (06/06/08 8:28 AM) MESS member |
I'm going to the dump later. Perhaps I'll trip on some global warming and fall over.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 23039 (06/06/08 8:30 AM) Registered User |
I think I might try breathing in a paper bag.
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Posts: 4524 (06/06/08 8:41 AM) Yes, smarter than you |
Leslie629 wrote: OK, I laughed at that in the way that makes your coworkers pop up and wonder what the hell is wrong with you. That's ok, though. Sometimes I wonder myself.But still, yeah, that was funny. Kimbob the Fan |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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Posts: 2425 (06/06/08 8:42 AM) Geenyus extraordinaire
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I have had a pain below my right ribcage all morning.
I hope it's not my kidney about to explode. 
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Leslie629 |
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Posts: 4010 (06/06/08 10:32 AM) MESS member |
here's a band aid.....meat heals
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Small Town Ho |
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Posts: 165 (06/21/08 6:40 PM) |
I tried using something extra with my husband recently, and he compared it to getting a handjob from an octopus.
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Posts: 5903 (06/21/08 6:51 PM) Registered User |
My ring finger is numb from the amount of painting I've been doing. I assume it will fall off any day now.
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Posts: 87 (06/21/08 6:58 PM) |
I fell down 2 steps and broke my arm in two places. Now that hurts! |
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Posts: 88 (06/21/08 7:02 PM) |
Oh I forgot. I was at the Ears Nose and Throat doctor and he packed my nose with cotton that had medicine on it and I sniffed real hard and sucked the cotton
out of my nose and it came out my mouth.
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