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Posts: 8113 (06/20/08 9:45 AM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: If he loves carbs I will offer him my cream-filled Twinkie to feast on. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1633 (06/21/08 6:12 AM) |
A typical script in the ever-going SuitSnob's jealousy of the beautiful Miss Alley Shack.
SuitSnob: Blah blah blah sagging breasts stretched twunt blah blah fish-smelling pussy. MAS : Insert brilliantly crafted witty response here. SuitSnob: Sagging breasts... stretched cunt... breasts... pussy... MAS : Insert brilliantly crafted witty response here. SuitSnob: Breasts cunts pussy breasts cunts pussy... MAS : Insert brilliantly crafted witty response here. SuitSnob: Breasts pussy cunt SUCK MY BIG DICK breasts pussy cunt... In conclusion: thank god the Olympics (and men in cute little trunks on the diving platform and on the gym floor!) are starting soon. |
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8117 (06/21/08 9:44 AM) Registered User |
Did I ever tell you about the time that Greg Louganis was lost in the West Village and Young SuitSnob "came" to his rescue?
PS Blah Blah Blah Your Streched Out Twat and Sagging Tits Blah Blah Blah. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1635 (06/21/08 5:25 PM) |
Who cares about the made-up insane ramblings of an antediluvian relic like you when it's the time for the fresh, young, and beautiful to shine and take the
spotlight?
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ApprenticeDerek |
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Posts: 51 (06/21/08 5:33 PM) Registered user |
Why must you people defile this thread with Archuleta's picture?!?! Save it for another thread when he comes out of the closet in a couple years. Now, get
back to discussing me filling you wiv my cum...
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1636 (06/21/08 5:44 PM) |
Interesting how David Archuleta's picture gets you rushing back to this thread to discuss filling people with your cum...
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8119 (06/21/08 8:17 PM) Registered User |
Archuletta will never come out of the closet...Mormons come out of The Garment.
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Will |
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Posts: 29316 (06/22/08 3:36 AM) Not a Registered User anymore |
I don't know what creeps me out more, Porkchop or Bunky.
Both deepest pit of hell material, of course. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1637 (06/22/08 10:25 AM) |
^That's because you haven't seen SuitSnob and Derek trying to outdo each other in a Pig-All-You-Can-Stuff-Down-Your-Throat buffet.
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Pizzathetic |
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Posts: 7693 (06/22/08 12:53 PM) Registered User |
yeah Derek, are you gonna do it or not? I am losing my patience. I think I now want the manjuice from history teacher Mark on The Mole.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8122 (06/22/08 5:25 PM) Registered User |
Miss Alley Shack wrote: Where else did you expect White Trash to take me other than
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Posts: 1639 (06/22/08 11:06 PM) |
You poor thing, you really should try to date men with more discriminating tastes. My dates never take me to any place less classy than a five-star restaurant.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8125 (06/23/08 12:06 AM) Registered User |
In my day, men ate whores out...they didn't take them out to eat.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1640 (06/23/08 2:14 AM) |
Yes, but "your days", as we've established, were no longer relevant as we are now in the 2008, not 1908. Save your dodo day stories for your
deathbed, gramps.
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Daryna.murders5 |
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Posts: 1 (06/23/08 2:52 AM) |
hmmm
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1641 (06/23/08 8:56 AM) |
One of SuitSnob's fans, I suspect. It seems to be the time of the year for them to show up - like what's her name, wthbecki or something.
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8126 (06/23/08 10:26 AM) Registered User |
I need a new stalker...we need something to keep the conversation going until they announce next season's cast.
PS Miss Alley's tits and twat. |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1643 (06/24/08 7:16 AM) |
This reminds me. How come you've never talked about KaleyAlexander's breasts and twat? That girl adores the soil you defecate on. Why don't you
show her back some love?
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SuitSnob |
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Posts: 8130 (06/24/08 9:47 AM) Registered User |
Because Kaley's privates are just that: PRIVATE. While yours are a public facility, not unlike Six Flags.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Posts: 1647 (06/25/08 5:37 AM) |
Because Kaley is currently locked in my basement while I look at and enjoy said body parts.Now here is someone who knows how to treat a woman right. |
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