Khnum, that better not be one of those goddamned milk bag holders in your fridge.
That Sally person has some nasty clodhoppers for someone who was complaining about the repair guy's socks.
At my house we refer to those wine containers as 'juice boxes' so the kids don't get suspicious.
All you French's mustard eaters need to be electrocuted with anal probes.
I hide new loaves of bread in the fridge because my husband will ALWAYS open a new loaf, even if there's half a loaf already open. Always.















