Robi: I don't wanna be behind again, right dude?
Josef: Oh yeah, whatever. Don't remind me of my sheer stupidity.
Robi: I love how this world immediately turned upside down.
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pinoyako |
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*Robi will do the Roadblock!*
Robi: I don't wanna be behind again, right dude? Josef: Oh yeah, whatever. Don't remind me of my sheer stupidity. Robi: I love how this world immediately turned upside down. |
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NickF227 |
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Koda: Namie, the nerd likes you.
Namie: No say that! He has gun. Koda: <_< Well, it's probably not loaded. Namie: Hee, loaded. Koda: You're an idiot and English sucks ass. =/ |
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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Manny: *grumbles* I am NOT a nerd. I'm just really smart and handsome and a good driver.
Rena: And you snore. Manny: Gah! Stop saying words! |
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Level 5 |
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*Taxi to Kruger National Park* (1 U) (-120)
701 - 120 = 581 Zach: Okay, time to make up some ground. Scarlet: Yeah, we can do it! Rah rah siss boom bah and all that horse shit. |
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TrueRoyal |
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*Kurt will do the roadblock!*
Kurt: AGAIN! Dmitry: Fo' sho, my nigga. Go get us sum meat or sumting. Kurt: Why are you talking like that? Dmitry: Cuz! These niggas always gunna talk like dis. Right hurrr. Kurt: O…K… ETA: Money was wrong. 53 -> 423 RND 1390 -> 167 RND 423 167= 590 - 120 =470 |
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Nimberlane |
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*Bus to Kruger National Park*
(409 - 100 = 309 ZAR) Lazarus: Slow and steady wins the race. Heather: It also gets us eliminated. Lazarus: We'll be fine. Besides, there may be a fast forward... though Yuku could screw us out of that. Heather: Yuku? Lazarus: ...Oh shit, fourth wall. *An entire group of whales die and wash up on the beach* Heather: <_< Lazarus: >_> |
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Avant Tai |
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Fast Forward: This is the fourth of six fast forwards on the entire race. To win this
Fast Forward, teams must visit the giraffe section of the park.
*Jeep to the Giraffe section* Roadblock: Who can create new meaning to old words?
In this roadblock, that person must indulge in a popular pastime in South Africa: Word scrambling. In this roadblock, they will be given an extensive tour of the safari of South African fauna in Kruger National Park. Following the tour, they will then be dropped off at a random spot in the park and given an exhaustive list of the Latin names. From the Latin names, they must choose 10 names and use at least 7 of the letters to create a new name for the animal. This is the format of the answer: Colophan Neli (Beetle) -> Colon Line When they have completed the task, the safari manager will hand teams their next clue. South Africa is noted for its stunning wildlife and flora, featuring over two hundred species living in its borders. This task will test how fast team members can work under pressure and increasing competition. *Get tour of the Park* 1st Kurt & Dmitry / Best Friends (TrueRoyal) 2nd Josef & Robi / Brother (pinoyako) A roadblock is a task that only one person may perform. A person may only complete up to 6 roadblocks this season. A team member must state, *(Name) will do the roadblock!* 3rd Zach & Scarlet / Siblings (Level 5) Route Info: When teams land, they must make their way to Kruger National Park. Considered one of the best national parks in South Africa to view animals, it is at the entrance where they will find their next clue.
*Taxi to Kruger National Park* (1 U) (-120) *Bus to Kruger National Park* (3 U) (-100) (1/3) 4th Heather & Lazarus / Dating Mechs (Nimberlane) Air Tanzania: Flight arrives at 10:15 AM PDT; 2 teams 5th Manny & Rena / Siblings (KittyPryde1) 6th Koda & Namie / J-Pop Artists (NickF227) |
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pinoyako |
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*Get tour of the Park*
Robi: It's time for some Robi OWNAGE right here! Robi: And say what?! Robi OWNAGE in Africa! |
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TrueRoyal |
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*Get tour of the Park*
Kurt: I feel like a kid in a candy store. |
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Level 5 |
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Scarlet: Meaning? I dunno, it sounds a bit cerebral for me.
Zach: Okay, well I suppose I can handle it then. Scarlet: Are you sure we shouldn't take the Fast Forward? Zach: I dunno, I'd rather hang onto it. Hopefully we'll still be around later to use it. *Zach will do the Roadblock!* |
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Avant Tai |
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Fast Forward: This is the fourth of six fast forwards on the entire race. To win this
Fast Forward, teams must visit the giraffe section of the park.
*Jeep to the Giraffe section* Roadblock: Who can create new meaning to old words?
In this roadblock, that person must indulge in a popular pastime in South Africa: Word scrambling. In this roadblock, they will be given an extensive tour of the safari of South African fauna in Kruger National Park. Following the tour, they will then be dropped off at a random spot in the park and given an exhaustive list of the Latin names. From the Latin names, they must choose 10 names and use at least 7 of the letters to create a new name for the animal. This is the format of the answer: Colophan Neli (Beetle) -> Colon Line When they have completed the task, the safari manager will hand teams their next clue. South Africa is noted for its stunning wildlife and flora, featuring over two hundred species living in its borders. This task will test how fast team members can work under pressure and increasing competition. Use this page to help you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fauna_of_South_Africa 1st Kurt & Dmitry / Best Friends (TrueRoyal) 2nd Josef & Robi / Brother (pinoyako) *Get tour of the Park* 3rd Zach & Scarlet / Siblings (Level 5) A roadblock is a task that only one person may perform. A person may only complete up to 6 roadblocks this season. A team member must state, *(Name) will do the roadblock!* Route Info: When teams land, they must make their way to Kruger National Park. Considered one of the best national parks in South Africa to view animals, it is at the entrance where they will find their next clue.
*Taxi to Kruger National Park* (1 U) (-120) *Bus to Kruger National Park* (3 U) (-100) (2/3) 4th Heather & Lazarus / Dating Mechs (Nimberlane) Air Tanzania: Flight arrives at 10:15 AM PDT; 2 teams 5th Manny & Rena / Siblings (KittyPryde1) 6th Koda & Namie / J-Pop Artists (NickF227) |
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NickF227 |
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*Taxi to Kruger National Park* (1 U) (-120=383)
Namie: Ugh. Koda: We HAVE to beat them. |
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Level 5 |
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*Get tour of the Park*
Zach: Oh, wow, this is pretty awesome. There's, like, animals and stuff. *cameraman gives him funny look* Zach: What? At least I'm more interesting than TK was. |
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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*Taxi to Kruger National Park*
666 ZAR remaining. Rena: Oooh, spooky. We have the sign of the devil in South African currency. Manny: I hope that's not an omen or anything bad. Rena: Me neither. Manny: I hope the other teams had a long wait before we got here. Rena: Yeah, that's not likely. The taxis only move fast when we DON'T need them to, remember? |
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Avant Tai |
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Fast Forward: This is the fourth of six fast forwards on the entire race. To win this
Fast Forward, teams must visit the giraffe section of the park.
*Jeep to the Giraffe section* Roadblock: Who can create new meaning to old words?
In this roadblock, that person must indulge in a popular pastime in South Africa: Word scrambling. In this roadblock, they will be given an extensive tour of the safari of South African fauna in Kruger National Park. Following the tour, they will then be dropped off at a random spot in the park and given an exhaustive list of the Latin names. From the Latin names, they must choose 10 names and use at least 7 of the letters to create a new name for the animal. This is the format of the answer: Colophan Neli (Beetle) -> Colon Line When they have completed the task, the safari manager will hand teams their next clue. South Africa is noted for its stunning wildlife and flora, featuring over two hundred species living in its borders. This task will test how fast team members can work under pressure and increasing competition. Use this page to help you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fauna_of_South_Africa 1st Kurt & Dmitry / Best Friends (TrueRoyal) 2nd Josef & Robi / Brother (pinoyako) 3rd Zach & Scarlet / Siblings (Level 5) *Get tour of the Park* A roadblock is a task that only one person may perform. A person may only complete up to 6 roadblocks this season. A team member must state, *(Name) will do the roadblock!* 4th Heather & Lazarus / Dating Mechs (Nimberlane) 5th Koda & Namie / J-Pop Artists (NickF227) 6th Manny & Rena / Siblings (KittyPryde1) |
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Nimberlane |
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Heather: Hmm, roadblock or fast forward that will put us in the lead?
Lazarus: LOL CHOICES! *Jeep to the Giraffe section* Heather: Giraffes are weird as fuck. And you know, two males can mount each other and do the nasty. Lazarus: ...Where did you learn this? Heather: Season 2. |
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NickF227 |
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*Jeep to the Giraffe section*
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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Manny: I'm good with words.
Rena: I like words. Like gum. You ever notice how when you say a word long enough, it doesn't even sound real anymore? Gum. Gum. Gum. Manny: Seriously, I think Christian HAD TO have broken your brain. *Manny will do the roadblock!* |
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Avant Tai |
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Fast Forward: This is the fourth of six fast forwards on the entire race. To win this
Fast Forward, teams must watch the giraffes have sex. The first team to see the giraffe orgasm will win the fast forward.
*Begin to watch Giraffes have sex* 4th Heather & Lazarus / Dating Mechs (Nimberlane) 5th Koda & Namie / J-Pop Artists (NickF227) Roadblock: Who can create new meaning to old words?
In this roadblock, that person must indulge in a popular pastime in South Africa: Word scrambling. In this roadblock, they will be given an extensive tour of the safari of South African fauna in Kruger National Park. Following the tour, they will then be dropped off at a random spot in the park and given an exhaustive list of the Latin names. From the Latin names, they must choose 10 names and use at least 7 of the letters to create a new name for the animal. This is the format of the answer: Colophan Neli (Beetle) -> Colon Line When they have completed the task, the safari manager will hand teams their next clue. South Africa is noted for its stunning wildlife and flora, featuring over two hundred species living in its borders. This task will test how fast team members can work under pressure and increasing competition. Use this page to help you: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Fauna_of_South_Africa 1st Kurt & Dmitry / Best Friends (TrueRoyal) 2nd Josef & Robi / Brother (pinoyako) 3rd Zach & Scarlet / Siblings (Level 5) *Get tour of the Park* 4th Manny & Rena / Siblings (KittyPryde1) A roadblock is a task that only one person may perform. A person may only complete up to 6 roadblocks this season. A team member must state, *(Name) will do the roadblock!* |
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Nimberlane |
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*Begin to watch Giraffes have sex*
Heather: I fucking knew it. Goddamn. Lazarus: Oh god... IT'S TWO MALES! Heather: Told ya. |
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