My subletting roommate this summer is like a rich Ivy league drug addict and today his mom flew up from Georgia to Philly to check on him. Now they're
fighting about him lying and spending too much money. He keeps telling her to leave and she's like, "Where will I GO? I'm WORRIED about you! You
never answer your calls!" Then he's like, "Go to the airport!" And she's like "Fine, I'll leave," but she doesn't.
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Wo, such white upper middle class drama
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merkyl |
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Posts: 54758 (06/17/08 12:11 PM) Registered loser |
Is she fuckable?
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Posts: 756 (06/17/08 12:12 PM) Registered User |
Maybe during one of their breaks she can tell you what to do with your hair.
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Posts: 18113 (06/17/08 12:13 PM) Registered User |
omg I should totally ask her that. And she's pretty MILFy. She talks in a constant whisper though.
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Posts: 4101 (06/17/08 12:53 PM) |
Arguing through whispers?
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Posts: 367 (06/17/08 12:54 PM) I Need A Clue
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What kind of drugs does he do?
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Posts: 18116 (06/17/08 12:56 PM) Registered User |
Prescription, acid, alcohol, and weed. And she was playing the damsel in distress so she argued quietly. They were also trying to be quiet so I wouldn't
hear.
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Posts: 4102 (06/17/08 12:57 PM) |
Obviously it failed. They should have resorted to ASL.
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khnum |
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Posts: 18117 (06/17/08 12:59 PM) Registered User |
Clearly, but then I'd still be posting in my hair thread and that's just yawn-inducing.
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Posts: 26273 (06/17/08 12:59 PM) Registered user |
That's funny, I think I might be white upper middle class and I just had a screaming argument with my kid. REally loud.
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Posts: 18118 (06/17/08 1:02 PM) Registered User |
Apparently you weren't at my house.
I offered the mom a drink (I'm such a good host), I wanted her to say a vodka on the rocks but she didn't want anything. |
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Posts: 251 (06/17/08 1:04 PM) |
Have you showed her your knee bruises from talking into her sons shvantz.....
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Posts: 38356 (06/17/08 1:06 PM) |
Is your lover coming out of the closet this trip?
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khnum |
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Posts: 18120 (06/17/08 1:06 PM) Registered User |
How'd you know he was (half)Jewish?
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Posts: 252 (06/17/08 1:09 PM) |
His mother told me before she left last night.......
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Posts: 3312 (06/17/08 1:09 PM) Registered User |
I know. Jews never speak quietly.
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khnum |
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Posts: 18121 (06/17/08 1:10 PM) Registered User |
I guess the dad is Jewish.
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Posts: 4139 (06/17/08 1:16 PM) |
You have a HOUSE and have never had a job?!
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, CHAD FERRIS? |
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Monsieur Muggles |
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Posts: 4104 (06/17/08 1:27 PM) |
Jake Gyllenhall.
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whats a Jew?
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Posts: 8498 (06/17/08 2:07 PM) this won't end well.
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bless you
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