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Quotes you will NEVER hear. Period.
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Posts: 16507 (06/15/08 10:11 PM) >: | |
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Chet finally found he has a pair | ||
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Posts: 75 (06/16/08 1:33 AM) |
"Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit- and Jack just left town." to Joel
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum." |
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cerelac |
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Posts: 14 (06/16/08 8:43 AM) |
"I kissed a girl and I liked it" - Chet
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Apprentice Talker |
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Posts: 5288 (06/16/08 9:56 AM) WRP Official Spokesperson |
cerelac wrote:
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Maniacboy888 |
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Posts: 2494 (06/16/08 10:07 AM) Registered user |
"In all honesty I find Eliza to be an intelligent, gorgeous and wonderfully polite young woman and I would love to spend some time with her outside of
this game" - Twila
"Whenever i think of a nice firm rack and a beautiful, scrumptous booty i get an erection" - Brian C "I totally understand what you are saying."- Christy "NO! This immunity idol is mine and i will never let go of it" - Joanna "Balance beams? No problem!" -Chris "To fit into a racial sterotype is a normal part of life that everyone needs to accept" - Cao Boi "Yes, Ulong is undergoing a depression of some sorts but the natural processes of continual fluxuation should eventually balance itself out and lead to an improvement on behalf of our tribe and those individuals who strive to protect their own interests in the stragetical game of Survivor" - James Miller |
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GelEGuy2 |
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Posts: 34 (06/16/08 5:48 PM) Registered user |
"Once the votes are read, the decision can be appealed. The person voted out will have one hour to do anything and everything to try to convince the
tribe to reconsider its vote."--Jeff Probst
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doc |
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Posts: 79 (06/16/08 5:58 PM) |
"or if your name is Joel, snap a few necks. roid rage.
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Posts: 2284 (06/18/08 11:11 AM) |
Erik: "Dammit, girls, show some decency and put your clothes on!"
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 5395 (06/18/08 6:43 PM) Registered User |
"And that's why I fully support Barack Obama." |
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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Posts: 2296 (06/18/08 7:51 PM) |
Any woman: "Hey, Todd...my eyes are up HERE."
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doc |
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Posts: 96 (06/18/08 8:35 PM) |
Jeff "Next Season on Survivor, expect the expected. There will be no twists. Before the game we'll tell the Survivors what each challenge will be,
tell them when the switch and merge will be, and tell them it's a Final 6 Final with a 13 person jury. If someone gets hurt, they'll be taken to the
best hospital in the world, fly in the best specialists to get the Survivor back into the game as soon as possible. We have of Psychologists and plenty of
Prozac on hand in case anyone has a breakdown. Did I mention they'll roughing it ye living in mansions with a full servant staff?"
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El Bingo Gringo |
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Posts: 1032 (06/24/08 7:33 AM) Registered User |
I'd love to hear Jeff say that the next Survivor will be in.....Canada |
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doc |
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Posts: 127 (06/24/08 8:01 PM) |
Well, in Canada the headlights would be on all the time.
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ZOMG1one11 |
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Posts: 115 (06/24/08 8:50 PM) |
EPMB: Let's finally take a look at some of those audition tapes people keep sending us.
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yosimtesam |
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Posts: 402 (06/24/08 11:17 PM) |
Probst at the next season premiere:
In a new twist i will be joining you as one of the cast members.... |
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Jack Tourette |
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Posts: 1427 (06/24/08 11:36 PM) |
Jeff: "The Winner of Survivor....AMANDA!"
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 5565 (09/01/08 11:50 AM) Registered User |
"Woof." 
"Fuck those cunts. This immunity is mine." |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 5566 (09/01/08 11:53 AM) Registered User |
oh ehm gee wrote:Fixed X 2. |
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parkervn |
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Posts: 89 (09/01/08 2:00 PM) |
"Mrs. Hawk, your word is 'Sonia' "
"Sonia - S - O - N - I - A. Sonia." |
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Double Edged Sword |
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Posts: 5573 (09/03/08 5:28 PM) Registered User |
parkervn: "I know that the name of Borneo's first boot is spelled Sonja."
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