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Posts: 1185 (06/09/08 9:06 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	SEASON 1 FINALE EPISODE 13 (LEG 12) "6 Continents, 16 countries, and more than 75,000 miles..." - Phil Keoghan http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/tanchd/sanders_previouslyon.mp3 Phil: Previously… On The Amazing Race… 12 teams set out from Piedmont Park in Atlanta, Georgia… …in a race of 70,000 miles, across 6 continents… …to the city of Siem Reap in Cambodia. Phil: Along the way, tempers flared… Brandon: We were supposed to go THAT way. You just fucking screwed us up! (Ireland - Leg 4) Michael: I JUST MISSED IT. What the hell, man, Tiffany??! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? (Australia - Leg 9) Nicholas: JASON YOU BETTER SHUT UP BEFORE I BITE YOUR HEAD OFF. (Bangladesh - Leg 8) Alexa: Seriously, quit acting like a baby. Brandon: And you quit acting like a bitch. (Bolivia - Leg 2) Phil: …and some teams endured devastating setbacks… Mike/Mark struggle at the Detour Mark: Oh my god. I can't do this. I'm gonna die! Mike: We're so dead. (Leg 1 - Guyana) Several teams screwed up a painting task in Guyana Instructor: No. You did not follow the sample. Nicholas: Man. We're so screwed! Bryan: Oh god, honey. We were supposed to follow the sample! Jeffrey: This is NOT good. (Leg 2 - Guyana) Dorothy slips with a loud thud and slashing sound Lauren: Oh my god. You're bleeding. Lauren (conf): It was the single most horrible thing I saw. (Leg 7 - Lebanon) Jason & Nicholas U-Turns Jessica/Ashley Jessica: OH MY GOD. They U-Turned us?! Jessica (crying): WHY?! Jessica (conf): It was just such misery… (Leg 9 - Australia) Jason & Nicholas misplaced their clues Phil: I cannot check you in until you've retrieved those clues. Nicholas: I DID NOT. YOU LEFT THE CLUES BEHIND. Jason: OH MY GOD. WE'RE IN DEEP SHIT NOW. (Leg 10 - Singapore) Phil: Some teams bonded through the experience… Bryan: Well, we're definitely closer and even more in love. (Episode 3) Sean (conf): I love my Mom, more than anything in this world. (Episode 7) Dorothy: I love her to death. And the race has really brought Lauren & I so much closer. (Episode 9) Jenn (conf): This race made me realize how MUCH I LOVE this amazing woman over here (Episode 12) Phil: But for one team, it was the end of the road… Alexa (conf): Brandon has got to be the WORST partner for me. I just wished that I had brought along a different partner. http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/ridzwannbmr/breakout.mp3 Phil: Along the way, 9 teams fell by the wayside… Phil: Mike & Mark… (Episode 1 - Guyana) Bryan & Kyle… (Episode 3 - Greenland) Brandon & Alexa… (Episode 4 - Ireland) Jeffrey & Ryan… (Episode 5 - Czech Republic) Melissa & Sean… (Episode 7 - Uganda) Dorothy & Lauren… (Episode 9 -Bangladesh) Jessica & Ashley… (Episode 10 - Australia) Jason & Nicholas… (Episode 11 - Singapore) Jenn & Nicole… (Episode 12 - Cambodia) You are the last team to arrive. I'm sorry to tell you that you've been eliminated from the race. Jenn: We definitely wished we could've gone further… Phil: Father & daughter, Thomas & Zoey, begun the race with several early scares… Zoey: Dad! Where's our pack? The one with all our clues! Zoey: Man. I don't feel so good Dad. Thomas: ZOEY! Stay awake! Phil: And finished near last for the first three consecutive legs… Phil: You are team number EIGHT… team number NINE… team number SEVEN… Zoey: Pretty pathetic… Phil: But Zoey's constant competitive spark and love for her father… Zoey: DAD! Push it! C'mon. We can do it. Zoey: Come on, Dad. We gotta make this flight no matter what… Phil: And Thomas' airport intuitions… Thomas: We could finally surge ahead of the others. Thomas: Well, I'm sure we'll make it. Trust me on this, Zo. Thomas (conf): It was a risk that paid off indeed. Phil: Has helped propel them to the front of the pack… Phil: You are team number ONE! Zoey: Woohooo. YEAH! Phil: Married Couple, Michael & Tiffany were fierce competitors right from the get-go… Tiffany: Come on, Michael. Overtake their arses. Tiffany: We got into race-mode…! Michael: We definitely plan on doing better, Phil. Phil: And excelled constantly throughout the race, finishing in the Top 2 positions for 6 of the subsequent 11 legs… Tiffany: Wohoo! Yes! Michael: Yeah baby! Phil: But the journey for the married couple took its toll… Michael: What the ** man! You're deliberately making us lose!! Tiffany: You are so UNREASONBLE! Michael: TIFFANY. MOVE IT! Tiffany: STOP YELLING! Tiffany: I'm so over this, Michael. I can't believe how ugly you've become in this race. Phil: Great-grandparents, Henry & Florence, the oldest team to ever make it to the Final 3… Florence: Come on you old geezer. Florence: I'm 70 for goodness sake. Phil: …have been underestimated… Jason: They're too old for this game, man. TOO OLD! Phil: …have experienced trouble with vehicles… Florence: OH SHOOT. Henry: What a good time to have a flat tire! Florence: CUT THE SACARSM HENRY! Phil: …with each other… Henry: FLORENCE! GET OVER HERE!! Florence: THERE IT IS, YOU DIMWIT. Phil: …and with penalties… Florence: This has GOT TO BE THE LONGEST 30 minutes of my life. Florence: I cannot CHILLAX. Phil: But despite physical limitations, their luck in airports… Florence (conf): He knows all the little tricks and techniques in these types of situations. Ticket Counter: Henry & Florence… You are on the flight. (Cuba to Guyana) A/C: You can now board the plane. (Guyana to Bolivia) Counter: You're on the flight (Greenland to Ireland) Phil: has always kept them in the game. . Michael (conf): Those guys are certainly the team to beat. Henry (conf): We've proven that we aren't pushovers. Phil: In TONIGHT'S special 2-hours season finale… ONE of these three teams… scene flashes to Henry/Florence, Michael/Tiffany and Thomas/Zoey -WAIT FOR 10 SECONDS- Phil: …WILL WIN… scene flashes to a flag of the United States and then the shape of the continent -WAIT FOR 10 SECONDS- Phil: …ONE MILLION DOLLARS… AS WINNERS… -WAIT FOR 10 SECONDS- scene flashes to a park-like place in the US with the trademark Finish Mat Phil: …OF THE AMAZING RACE! scene flashes to the 9 eliminated teams clapping & cheering and waiting in anticipation as the first team is about to enter -WAIT FOR 10 SECONDS- http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/gabrielwlj/tar_theme.mp3 -Credits roll- http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/gabrielwlj/actionintensity2.mp3 Phil: THIS… is Siem Reap, Cambodia. Rich in tragic history of a cruel regime as well as local culture, it is home to many famous monuments including the world-renowned Angkor Wat. And within proximity of Siem Reap, is Battambang province. Within this province lies Wat Ek Temple, the eleventh and FINAL pit-stop in a race around the world. Teams arrived here at the end of the last leg for a mandatory rest period. There are no more eliminations and this final leg is all that counts. Which of the three remaining teams will pull through and win The Amazing Race? Will Thomas & Zoey's lead from the previous leg give them an edge over the other teams or will all the other teams catch up? Will Henry & Florence be finally able to score a final first place finish after three consecutive legs in 2nd place or will their old age slow them down? Or will Michael & Tiffany be the ones to take home the prize after being in control for most of the game or will their bickering hinder their progress? Teams will depart from the final pit-stop, 12 hours after they have checked in on the prior leg. Thomas & Zoey who were the first team to arrive at 5.05pm… Zoey: Woohooo. YEAH! Phil: …will depart at 5.05am. Zoey: You ready, dad? Thomas: Ready as can be! RIP it! -rips clue- Zoey: Fly to… Thomas & Zoey: TAIPEI, TAIWAN! Zoey: WOW! I love it! Phil: Teams must now fly nearly 1500 miles to the city of Taipei in Taiwan. Once there, teams will have to take a taxi to the famous Taipei 101 building, the world's current tallest building where they will have to take the elevator to the top floor at 101 storeys to receive their next clue. Thomas: C'mon, we gotta go go go. Zoey: Oh my GOD! I can't believe this is it! Thomas: Final leg! Zoey (conf): Being in the Final 3 is just… surreal. Thomas (conf): We certainly didn't think we could get this far. Zoey (conf): We've come a long way, that's for sure. Zoey: There's a cab! they enter the cab and get driven off to Siem Reap airport Thomas: Right now, we have a lead of almost 2 hours over Henry & Florence and Michael & Tiffany from the previous leg… Zoey: Yeah. We just gotta maintain this lead as much as possible. Thomas: Taking the Fast Forward at the last possible moment was a good decision after all. scenes of Thomas & Zoey's taxi driving along the underdeveloped roads of Cambodia in the dark early morning lighting and finally reaching the airport Zoey: This is it…! C'mon, Dad. Let's go. Thomas: Get the bags, Zo! scene shows the father/daughter getting their bags and jogging into the airport and enquire at an airline counter Thomas: Hi! We need to get to Taipei, Taiwan in the quickest way possible! Zoey: It is very important that we get on the EARLIEST possible flight as possible. Airline Counter: I'll do the check for you, alright? Zoey: Yeah, that'd be nice. Thank you SO much. Thomas: Hopefully… we'll get on a flight the other teams can't catch. Zoey: Hopefully! -Henry & Florence departs from the pit-stop at 6.53am- Henry: This is it! The million dollar leg! Florence: Open the damn clue, already! Henry: Alright, alright. Sheesh. -rips clue- Florence: Fly to… Henry: Taiwan, baby! Florence: That's gonna be NICE! http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/gabrielwlj/bandscore.mp3 Henry: Alright, we need a cab, right now. Florence: We definitely have to do our best this leg. No room for error. You hear me, Henry? Henry: Oh I hear you loud & clear… at the Siem Reap airport Airline Counter: Okay. To get to Taipei, Taiwan, you definitely have to travel to Phnom Penh, the capital of Cambodia. Zoey: Alright… Airline Counter: From Phnom Penh, you can either catch a flight that gets into Taipei at 11am that connects through Hong Kong or a flight that gets in at 12.20pm that connects through Shanghai. Thomas: So we'll want to connect through Hong Kong then and get on the 11am one. Airline Counter: Yes, that but that means that you HAVE to make it on the 6.25am flight to Phnom Penh in order to make it for the flight en route to Hong Kong. And that flight is completely full. scene cuts to the airport clock which shows 6.10am Zoey: Is there ANY way we can get on? Airline Counter: Yes, if people pull out of the flight. And I cannot issue you tickets until that happens within the next 5 minutes or so. Thomas: We'll wait. PLEASE try to get us on that flight. Airline Counter: Alright, I just need you to wait over there. Zoey: Sure, sure. Thomas: We NEED this stroke of luck right now! Zoey: If we get it, we'll be set for at least the Taiwan portion of this finale leg. Thomas: Yeah. And that could mean an even further lead during the final city portion of it. Zoey: Damn it, this could be HUGE, right now… Thomas: Nothing to do but wait and have faith. Zoey: Oh my god… Michael & Tiffany depart at 7.01am Tiffany: This is THE leg, baby! Michael: We're coming in first! Tiffany: Alright, RIP IT! Michael: Fly to Taiwan! Tiffany: YESS! Awesome!! Michael (conf): This leg is gonna be intense, I'm sure of it. scene shows Henry & Florence, Currently in 2nd place, in a cab to the airport Henry: We have to just pray hard that Thomas & Zoey will still be there when we get there. Florence: If not… they may have just sealed the deal. Henry: Yeah. And that sucks because we don't even have a fighting chance. Florence: We didn't get so far to lose. Florence (conf): Who would've thought that these two grannies would made it to the Final 3? Henry (conf): Yeah, grannies. I went for a sex change during the 12 hour Pitstop yesterday. Sheesh. Treat me with some respect, woman! Florence (conf): You think you're funny, Henry. But you're not! scene shows Michael & Tiffany, Currently in Last place, in a cab to the airport http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/tayxn/scorpio.mp3 Tiffany: We have our work cut out for us today, that's for sure. Michael: We have to catch up, no matter what. But we can do it, I'm sure. Michael (conf): The ONLY reason why we won't win this race is if we can't work together during this final leg. Tiffany (conf): If our cohesion breaks down during this final leg… It COULD destroy whatever natural advantages we have over our competition, who are honestly… not very intimidating, no offence to them. Michael: Thomas & Zoey better not get any flight that we can't get on… Tiffany: Hopefully they won't. scene returns to the airport** Thomas: Come on, PLEASE! Zoey (to herself): Please…Please…Please… A/C: Thomas & Zoey… Thomas: Yes? Zoey: Please say we're on the flight… -pause here for dramatic effect- A/C: You're…. ON the flight. Thomas: YES! Zoey: OH MY GOD! COME HERE, DAD! -they hug each other- A/C: I don't wanna ruin your moment but you should head to the gate as quickly as possible if you don't want to miss it at the last moment. Thomas: Oh yeah! C'mon, Zo. Let's go! Zoey (to A/C): THANK YOU SO MUCH! A/C: You're welcome! scene shows Thomas & Zoey boarding the flight which takes off* -Scene shows the clock turning rapidly and then Henry & Florence entering the airport- Henry: We need tickets… Florence: Let's go to that counter (same as Thomas/Zoey's) Henry: Hello! Could we get the fastest possible flight to Taipei, please? A/C: Oh you're going to Taipei too? Your friends were just here. Florence: Oh are you serious? Were they a father/daughter team? A/C: Yeah. Henry: Are they gone? A/C: Yup. They JUST made it on a flight that was about to leave. Florence: SHOOT! They're gone. Just like that. Florence (conf): I almost died at that point… Henry: We are SCR-EWED, -cue commercial- Florence: Well, it's not over till it's over. Henry: Yeah. So miss, what's the next earliest flight to Taipei? A/C: The only option you have is the 7.40am flight to Phnom Penh which then gets you to Taipei via a connection point in Shanghai, China. Florence: What time will that get us into Taipei? A/C: 12.20pm. Florence: What about the earlier team's flight? A/C: They'll get in at 11am. Henry: Good grief! This is so exasperating! Florence: Unbelievable… Well, what else can we do? Book us on that please. A/C: Alright… http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/tanchd/theamazingrace_thermite.mp3 -While the ticket counter is processing, Michael/Tiffany arrives at the airport- Henry: Look who just reared their ugly heads. Florence: Well, they're gonna be making it on this flight too, that's for sure. Henry: That simply sucks. -rattlesnake sound- Michael: What's up? Henry: Thomas & Zoey are gone. Tiffany: Oh damn. We were hoping that they would end up on the same flight as us… Florence: They have about an hour and a half lead on us in Taiwan. Michael: That's horrible. Michael (conf): Thomas & Zoey really caught a lucky break at the airport in Siem Reap for all I'm concerned. Michael (to A/C after H/F were done): Give me the same thing as them, please. Thanks. A/C: Alright. scene shows Michael & Tiffany receiving their tickets and them & Henry & Florence board a plane which takes off Phil: All 3 teams are now making their way, nearly 1500 miles to the capital city of Taiwan: Taipei. Thomas & Zoey, who will be travelling via Phnom Penh and Hong Kong, are scheduled to arrive in Taipei at 11am. Henry & Florence and Michael & Tiffany who will be travelling via Phnom Penh and Shanghai are scheduled to arrive in Taipei nearly an hour and a half later at 12.20pm. http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/tanchd/02_milan__italy_cooling_tower_fast_f.mp3 Once teams land, they will have to travel by taxis to the famous Taipei 101 where they will have to take an elevator to the top floor (101th) to retrieve their next clue. Will Henry & Florence and Michael & Tiffany be able to catch up or will this race be Thomas & Zoey's to win? Stay tuned as the Finale of The Amazing Race Fantasy continues. the first flight lands in Taipei (Thomas & Zoey) -Currently in 1st place- Thomas: TAXI! Zoey: DAD!! There's one, here! C'mon! they enter the cab Thomas: Taipei 101, please. Kuai kuai. (Faster) Zoey (conf): We actually learnt quite a number of Chinese phrases before the race started… Thomas (conf): Because we were pretty confident that it was gonna be useful. And it was. scenes of the city of Taipei in the bright late morning setting pass by as Thomas & Zoey are brought to Taipei 101 Thomas: Oh DAMN, that's a tall building. Zoey: WOW. THIS puts other skyscrapers to shame. Zoey (conf): It was just breathtaking magnificence. Thomas: C'mon, grab your bags and let's go! Zoey: We gotta find the marked lift to get up! Thomas: We can't take any random lift? Zoey: No, Dad! Read the clue! Thomas: Alright, where's the marked lift? Zoey: OH I SEE IT! C'MON DAD! Thomas (to driver): Please wait for us. We come back soon! they sprint towards the marked lift and enter, pressing the 101th floor Zoey: This is gonna LONGEST elevator ride of my life. Thomas: Just be patient… the lift starts to ascend Thomas: Woah. This is moving pretty fast. Zoey: Yeah. No kidding. We're like halfway there already. Zoey (conf): The elevator was REALLY fast. We got up to the top in less a minute. *the lift reaches the top floor Thomas: That was a really fast ascend of 101 storeys. Zoey: Look at the view! Thomas: I just hope we don't have to bungee jump off this building. Zoey: OH…MY…GOD… I didn't think of that! Shoot! Zoey (conf): I totally forgot the possibility that we might have to do a heights-related challenge at Taipei 101. I was FREAKED. Zoey: Please let the next task be away from here! Thomas: The clue-box is right there! Zoey: Judgement time! they jog to the clue box and retrieve their next clue Thomas: Route Info! Zoey: Travel by taxi to Sindian City and find the Bitan River! Phil: Teams must now take the elevator, back down 101 storeys and get a taxi to drive them to the nearby city of Sindian where they will have to find the Bitan River. Teams will have to search along the entire river for a race flag and their next clue. Thomas: Well, nothing for us to do in Taipei 101, I guess. Zoey: THANK YOU, LORD. Zoey (conf): It would've been DREADFUL having a heights-task at Taipei 101; the world's freaking tallest building. Thomas: Get in the lift, Zoey! Zoey: Here we go again! the lift brings them down to the first floor and they rush out of the building Thomas: Where's our cab?! Zoey: Oh my gosh, no!! He left. Thomas: Dang it. I told him to wait. Zoey: We need to get another one, quick! Thomas: I don't see any available cabs in the distance at all. Zoey: We could be SCREWED if we can't get any cabs soon. Thomas: Zoey! Don't be so pessimistic now! Zoey: Sorry, Dad! I just don't wanna lose the lead we have! Thomas: Me too! And all the more it's important to keep a positive mindset or we're really gonna lose! Zoey (conf): My dad… is… a very philosophical guy… Thomas: A CAB! IT'S STOPPING! Zoey: Oh my god. Today's our lucky day. Thomas: Get in, get in! Zoey: Bitan River in Sindian City please. Kuai kuai (Fast). Taxi Driver: Okay. Thomas: Thank goodness we got this guy. Zoey: Let's just hope he knows where he's going. Thomas: Oh, I trust that he does, Zoey. the second flight carrying Henry & Florence and Michael & Tiffany arrives in Taipei Michael: TIFFANY! GO! GO! GO! Tiffany: I'm COMING, MICHAEL! Michael: We HAVE to catch up to Thomas & Zoey! Tiffany: Do you think I don't know that? Henry: C'mon, honey! We gotta pick up the pace! Florence: I'm trying! I'm not a 20-year old lass, you know! Henry: Well, we have to hurry if we want to win this race! Florence: I know! I'm running! Michael: TAXI! Henry: TAXI! Tiffany: MICHAEL! I GOT ONE! Michael: Good job, baby! C'mon. Let's get in! Michael & Tiffany get into a cab -Currently in 2nd place- Michael: Alright. At least we're ahead of Henry & what's-her-name. Tiffany: Florence. Michael: Yeah. We just gotta make sure we get there quick. Taipei 101, sir! http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/chann/calgary.mp3 Henry: Damn it, where are the cabs? Florence: Michael & Tiffany took off already! Henry: Crap, they are so fast… Florence: There's one! C'mon, Henry! We gotta move! they enter their cab -Currently in Last place- Henry: Taipei 101? You know? Taxi Driver (in Chinese): Yah yeah. Florence: What did he say…? Henry: I have no idea. Let's hope that was "I know" in Chinese. Florence: Man. This could be bad if he doesn't know. Henry: It's a landmark monument, he should know. Florence: Yeah, but you never know. -Currently in 1st place- Thomas: Is this it? Zoey: This looks like the river to me… Thomas: Alright, stop stop stop. the taxi stop, they grab their bags and they disembark the cab Zoey: Which way, Dad? Thomas: I don't see any flags. they are looking in one direction but don't realise that they are just a few meters from the clue box behind them Zoey: Holy smokes, don't tell me we're at the wrong place. Thomas: The sign says Bitan River, my dear Zoey. Let's just start jogging and find the clue box. The clue says SEARCH. Zoey: Yeah. But it should be pretty obvious by now. -rattlesnake sound- -Currently in 2nd place- Michael: This is a really bustling city, huh? Tiffany: Yeah. I'm just hoping we won't run into a traffic jam soon. Michael: Hey, look! That HAS to be the Taipei 101! Tiffany: Yeah, get ready to get out. -Currently in last place- Henry: Oh my god, what IS this guy doing? Florence: We've been here three times! Henry: Unbelievable! Florence: We gotta get another cab, Henry. We can't afford to bleed time like that. Henry: I know, I know. Let's just pay the guy and go. they pay their taxi driver and hail another cab Florence: I am just PRAYING SO HARD that this guy knows where it is… Henry: If not… -Rattlesnake sound- -Currently in 2nd place- Michael: C'mon, Tiff! We gotta find the MARKED lift. Tiffany: Baby, it's right there! Chill out! Michael: Do you want to win or not? Tiffany: Yeah, but… Michael: No buts. C'mon, get in, get in. -in the lift- Tiffany: You need to stop freaking out or we're gonna lose this thing. Michael: Alright. Man, this lift is fast. Tiffany: Sometimes I wonder if you ever listen to me. Michael: What? What did you just say? Tiffany: Nevermind. -rolls eyes- the lift door opens and they run to get their clue Michael: Route Info! Tiffany: Take a taxi to the Bitan River. Michael: Alright, we gotta go down again. Tiffany: What a pain, seriously. they take the lift down -Currently in 1st place- Thomas: Zoey! Do you see the flags over there? By the boats? Zoey: Yeah! I do. Those are dragon boats! But there aren't any clue boxes there. Thomas: We must have passed it or something. they turn behind, bewildered Zoey: Oh my god, DAD! Is that it!? Where we came from? I see flags that we didn't see just now. Thomas: Unbelievable! Oh my god. We're so STUPID. Zoey: C'mon, Dad. We gotta run. Who knows how close the other teams are to us right now. Thomas: I know, I know. they run very fast to the clue box Thomas: Can't believe we missed it! -rips clue- Zoey: Detour! Oh boy! Thomas: Chinese Dragons or Chinese Dumplings. Zoey: Whaaat…?! Phil: A Detour is a choice between 2 tasks; each with its own pros and cons. In this final Detour, teams have to choose between two traditional activities used to celebrate the traditional Chinese festival called "Duan Wu" which is a festival used to remember Qu Yuan, a Chinese patriotic poet who committed suicide, nearly 2000 years ago, in protest of the corruption during his era. The choice: Chinese Dumplings or Chinese Dragons. In Chinese Dumplings, teams have to proceed to a marked section of the riverbank where there are traditional tools and ingredients used to make the Chinese rice dumplings known as "Zong Zi". Each team will have to make 30 of such rice dumplings only using the ingredients and tools provided and they will be given some basic instruction by a local who speaks no English. Once this local has approved of all 30 dumplings, teams will receive their next clue. This task requires no physical strength but getting the hang of making the dumplings could take a long time for teams who do not have dexterity and patience. In Chinese Dragons, teams have to proceed to a marked section of the river where there are several Dagonboats lying around where they will participate in a 500 meter Dragonboat race. Teams will be given a basic briefing on the techniques on how to row and how to co-ordinate with the rest of the team. Then, they will join an actual competitive 12-man crew Dragonboat where they will compete with another competitive 12-man crew boat. If the team's boat wins, they will receive their next clue. This task requires a lot of physical strength, stamina, will and coordination because all it takes is one person to slack and the boat will slow down considerably. -Currently in 1st place- http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/devms/peru.mp3 Zoey: What do you wanna do? Thomas: I think we should maybe try the Dragonboats… Thomas (conf): My way of thinking was that there are 12 other rowers and since it's gonna be 14 vs 12, the odds of us winning are high and it'll finish in like 5 minutes as compared to god knows how long for the dumplings. Zoey: Are you sure? It's gonna be really physical. Thomas: Yeah, I think we should give it a try. If we don't get it on first try, we'll switch. It'll take like… 5 minutes tops. Zoey: Alright, Dad. Let's go. they run to the marked section with the Dragonboats and are given instructions on how to row Zoey: We might just be able to do this! Thomas: That's the spirit, girl! the 2 boats are aligned and the starting horn is about to blow Zoey: OH MY GOD. I'M SO NERVOUS! the horn blows and the 2 boats start racing each other Zoey (conf): It was absolute insanity. The pace was just… crazy! Thomas (conf): It was definitely MUCH harder than it looks. scene shows both Thomas & Zoey being uncoordinated with the team but both boats are still neck-and-neck Thomas: ZOEY! WE CAN DO THIS! Zoey: I CAN'T SEE! Zoey (conf): After awhile, the salt water that gets splashed all over the place got into my eye and I just couldn't see and I couldn't paddle properly. scene shows both boats approaching the finish line, marked by two orange buoys while Zoey completely stops paddling Zoey (conf): There was just no way to paddle with that much pain in my eyes and my arms and even somehow the pain got to my legs. scene shows the opponent's boat inching past Thomas/Zoey's boat and in the end, T/Z's boat lost the race Thomas: SHOOT! Zoey: Dad, I'm SO SORRY. Thomas: It's alright. It was hard, I know. Thomas (conf): It was REALLY hard and we didn't really expect it to be of THAT difficulty. Zoey: Sorry, Dad. (Hugging) Thomas: It's okay. We'll just do the other one. Thomas (conf): I just felt kinda at fault since I was the one who talked her into doing it. Thomas: It's alright, really! they get off the boat, get their bags and start jogging to the dumpling areas Thomas: Let's just do this as quickly as possible, my dear daughter. Zoey: Yeah. Doesn't look to be too hard. Last Edited By: dragoondaniel78 06/10/08 5:03 AM. Edited 7 times.
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Posts: 1186 (06/09/08 9:09 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	-Currently in Last place- Henry: Oh my god, we're finally here! Florence: Damn, we wasted so much time. Henry: We can lament about it all day or we can do something about it. Florence: Stop talking, and let's get out. It's right here. Henry (to cab driver): Please wait for us here. We'll come back. Taxi Driver: Okay. Henry & Florence disembark, not taking their bags and started to jog and find the lift Henry: Florence! It's right here! Florence: Alright, get in! Good job! Henry: Wow, this lift is moving fast. Florence: Not fast enough! they get to the top and grab the clue Henry: Last ones. Florence: Why am I not surprised? -rips clue- Henry: Route Info. Florence: Take a taxi to the Bitan River. Henry: Alright. We gotta get down. Our cab is waiting for us. Florence: Go, go, go. Florence (conf): This entire leg was just constant rushing from Point A to Point B. There was definitely no time to slow down and chill out AT ALL. Henry (re-entering the cab): Please get us to Bitan River in Sindian City please. Florence: Please, Kuai. (Faster) --- Thomas: Zoey, you have to put more water in yours or it's gonna break. Zoey: Alright, Dad. Zoey: Man, you're doing it FAST. Thomas: Yeah. I've kinda gotten the technique. Zoey: Well, you look pretty professional. Thomas: Of course. Zoey: This is actually pretty relaxing, huh? Thomas: Yup. But we definitely should pick up the pace if we don't want the other teams to catch up. Zoey: Gotcha. --- -Currently in 2nd place- M/T's cab turn into a gas station Michael: Oh no, no no. What the hell is he DOING? Tiffany: Man, this sucks. We can't afford to lose time like this. Michael: Next time we get into a cab, we're gonna have to check their fuel gauge. Sheesh. -Currently in Last place- Henry/Florence's taxi stops and the cab driver gets out to ask another driver Henry: Oh my god, he doesn't know how to get there. Florence: This is ridiculous. I'm gonna freak out anytime now. the driver gets back in Florence: Do you know where it is now? Taxi Driver: Yes, yes. Henry: Okay, please hurry. We must get there as quickly as possible. We give you more money! --- Thomas: How many do we have, Zoey? Zoey: Hang on a minute, Dad. I'll count em. I just need to finish this last one….Alright done. scene shows Zoey counting the dumplings Zoey: 29! We have 29! We need one more. Thomas: I'm way ahead of you… THERE! Zoey: YES. - Zoey calls the woman instructor over, who starts checking the dumplings. She checks everyone of them and then there is a silence… Woman Instructor: Very Good. (in Chinese) and hands them their next clue Zoey (while receiving clue): I don't really know what you just said but I think you liked our dumplings! Thomas: (in Chinese) Xie Xie (thank you). Instructor: Bu Ke Qi. (you're welcomed) Zoey: Well, that was fun. Thomas: Yeah it was. C'mon, c'mon. Open the clue up. -rips clue- -Currently in 1st place- http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/devms/airportrace.mp3 Thomas: Drive yourselves…! Back to the city of Taipei! Phil: Teams must now search the riverside for a marked carpark containing marked cars. Then, they will have to drive themselves back to the central city of Taipei where they will have to locate Dai's House of Stinky Tofu. Further instructions on how to obtain their next clue can be found inside the restaurant. Zoey: Oh my god. Let's go go go! Thomas: Alright, alright, alright! they enter the car Thomas: Alright, we don't have any maps whatsoever but we know for sure we came from, right? Zoey: Yeah. Just travel on the northern route and we should get there. Thomas: Yeah, baby. This is called intelligent deductions. Zoey: We're so set… And no signs of the other teams! Thomas: Yeah, that's right! -Currently in 2nd place- Michael (to camera): Right now… we're heading for the Bitan River in the city of Sindian. Tiffany (to camera): And we have no idea how far off it is or where the hell Thomas & Zoey are. -Currently in last place- Henry: I'm hoping that we all get equalized by the time we fly from Taiwan to the States. Florence: If not, we're screwed. All the racing for naught. Henry: Yeah. -Rattlesnake sound- -Currently in 1st place- Thomas: Alright. This is it. Taipei. Zoey: Now we need to find the Tofu place. Stop, Dad. Let me ask someone. Thomas: Alright. Thomas stops the car and Zoey gets out and asks someone Zoey: Do you know this place? -Points to the clue- Local: Yes. I show you? Zoey: You drive? Local: Yes, yes. You follow yah? Zoey: Okay, that will be perfect. Thank you! Zoey re-enters the car Zoey: Follow that guy. Thomas: Great job getting the guy to lead us, Zo. Zoey: He did it pretty voluntarily. What a guardian angel, huh? Thomas: Yeah. This whole place is so hard to navigate with all the Chinese signs and all. a taxi is seen pulling up at the Bitan river where the race flags are… The taxi is … Michael & Tiffany's -Currently in 2nd place- Michael: I see the flags! Stop, stop, stop! Tiffany: Oh my god, this is it. they pay the cab driver and run out Michael: Come on, Tiffany! RUN FASTER! Tiffany: Oh my god, do we have to go through this every freaking leg? Michael: Just HURRY! -rips clue- Michael: Detour! Tiffany: Oh geez. Dumplings or Dragonboats? Michael: What do you want to do? Tiffany: I think we should do the dumplings. Michael: Really? I think we should do the boats. If we're good, we get it done in a couple of minutes. The 30 dumplings could take really long… Tiffany: It's up to you, Michael. Michael: Let's do the Dragonboats. Tiffany: Alright. Let's go! --- Thomas: This is it. Zoey: Yeah. There's the race flags. And the signboard. Dai's House of Stinky Tofu. Thomas: We might have to eat something here. Zoey: Oh no… Zoey (conf): I am not a "food adventurer ". I like my food normal and boring. So I wasn't too thrilled about experiencing the extreme foods of Taiwan. they exit their car, thank their "local" who directed them here and walk into the shop Thomas: We're supposed to look for further instructions. Zoey: Oh my god, this place REEKS. Zoey (conf): The entire restaurant SMELLED really bad because of the food it was serving. Thomas: Can you be a little bit more discreet, little girl? Zoey: Oh yeah. Zoey (conf): And none of the locals really seemed to mind. Zoey (to herself): Are you kidding me…? How do people eat that? Thomas: I see it! The marked tables. Thomas (conf): We entered the restaurant… And there was this prominently marked with red-and-yellow table. Fit for exactly 6 people. Zoey: Oh my god. Read that, Dad. (referring to a piece of document on the table) Phil: Teams must now consume one of the Chinese's most notorious delicacy: the fermented tofu. The fermented tofu is infamous for its highly unbearable odour but generally delicious taste. However, teams will not be eating ordinary fermented tofu but the twice fermented tofu that is specially produced by Dai's House of Stinky Tofu. Once each team member has consumed 10 of these highly odorous cubes of tofu, the restaurant's chef will hand teams their next clue. http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/ridzwannbmr/breakout.mp3 Zoey: Oh no. How the hell am I supposed to eat this? Zoey (conf): The stench was really…really…bad. Thomas: C'mon, Zoey, you can do this. Thomas starts eating while Zoey just stares at her plate and laments… Zoey: Oh god…. ---- Michael & Tiffany are seen being given instructions on how to row the Dragonboat Tiffany: I don't think I can do this, Michael! Michael: You can. Tiffany: Michael, I'm serious. Michael: Don't be a quitter, Tiffany! Just try it once! Tiffany: Oh my god. I hate it when you don't listen to me. rattlesnake sound Michael & Tiffany's boat begin to row and Michael does okay but Tiffany struggles badly Tiffany: Oh my god. NO! Michael: FOCUS! DON'T LOSE THIS FOR US! as the race progresses, both boats continue to be neck-and-neck Michael: C'MON, TIFFANY! LOOK! WE CAN WIN THIS! Tiffany: I CAN'T SEE! the boats start to distance from each other and one boat is further ahead than the other, albeit a small lead Michael: COME ON, TIFFANY! Tiffany: AARRRGGHHH! the boats cross the Finish Line soon and the boat that won was… NOT Michael & Tiffany's Michael: DAMN IT! And that was SO CLOSE! Tiffany: I CAN'T DO THIS! Tiffany (conf): The Dragonboats were terrible. The rowing was so strenuous and there was no way to keep up with the rest of the team, paddling at super human speed. And I couldn't see with all the saltwater in my eyes! Michael (conf): I was so frustrated with Tiffany after that. She quit on me! She stopped rowing after about half the distance and we lost… Michael: WHY DID YOU STOP?! Tiffany: I CAN'T DO THIS! Michael: Damn you, Tiffany! DAMN YOU! Tiffany: You continue yelling at me like this and it'll all be over REAL soon. Michael: Let's do this again. Tiffany: What…?! NO! Stop wasting time! We should do the other Detour! Michael: NO! WE CAN DO THIS! WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO WINNING! Tiffany: Michael, STOP IT. Michael: I'm doing this again. Tiffany: NO! LISTEN TO ME! Michael: NO! -rattlesnake sound- Henry: This is it. Thank you sir. Florence: Go, go, go! they jog to the clue box -rips clue- Henry: Detour! Chinese Dragons or Chinese Dumplings. Florence: Man. This is a hard choice (sarcasm). Chinese Dumplings, no questions asked. Henry: Yup. My sentiments exactly. Florence (conf): It was actually painfully obvious which one would be the more sensible choice. Henry (conf): The Dragonboat is a very team-oriented sport and we both knew that if our fat assess and weak arms were gonna be in the boat, no way were we gonna inch out the other team of rowers. Florence: Look, Michael & Tiffany are at the Dragonboats. Henry: Hopefully they can't do it. Florence: Yeah. Tiffany might have problems. Tiffany: Michael! Henry & Florence just arrived. We can still beat them at the dumplings! Michael: JUST DO THIS ONE MORE TIME! You have to try! We might be able to do it! Tiffany: I KNOW I CAN'T DO IT! But you know what, you wanna lose this race, go ahead. Michael: Trust me on this! -rattlesnake sound- Henry (while making the dumplings): Oh man. Those two are at it again. Florence: Oh boy… Henry (conf): We could actually hear them shouting and yelling all the way from the other side of the riverbank. Florence (conf): I mean, Henry & I do bicker but we do it out of love and it's all good at the end. But Michael & Tiffany… I don't know. It just seems like it's genuinely hurting their relationship. And it's annoying to hear and witness as well. Michael & Tiffany begin their 2nd race Florence: C'mon, we got to pick up the pace on this dumplings. Henry: I know. I know. This could be our chance to catch up on Michael & Tiffany. Florence: Yeah. We're good at such mundane stuff. --- over at the Fermented Tofu Restaurant Zoey: Oh my god, Dad. How are you doing this?! Thomas: It's actually tastes pretty good. Zoey: How is that possible? The smell is just… horrible! Thomas: C'mon, Zoey! You HAVE to try! I'm almost done, already. (he has eaten 8) Zoey tries to put the tofu into her mouth but spits it out immediately Zoey: I can't eat this, Dad! Zoey (conf): I would never imagine tofu could be so unpalatable. It stank more than the garbage dump in Cambodia. Imagine that! Thomas: You have to try! For a million bucks! Zoey: I can't! I'm gonna puke if I even bring it anywhere near my nose! Thomas: This could be very bad, Zoey… Zoey: Aww geez! I don't wanna lose because of tofu! Thomas: C'mon, Zoey! This is nothing compared to what we've already been through! It's mind over matter! -Rattlesnake sound- http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/tayxn/theamazingrace_helmet.mp3 Scene cuts to Michael & Tiffany's 2nd attempt at the Dragonboat Detour Michael: COME ON, ROW, TIFF! Tiffany: I'M TRYING! Tiffany (conf): I really gave it my all for the second attempt at the Dragonboat Detour. scene shows one boat clearly ahead of the other when crossing the finish line and the boat that is behind is… Michael & Tiffany's Michael: DAMN IT. Tiffany: I TOLD YOU! Michael: Shoot! Forget it. Let's do the dumpling one. Tiffany: Damn it, Michael. You don't EVER listen to me! We should've done the dumplings! Michael: STOP IT, TIFFANY. I WAS ONLY TRYING TO DO THE BEST FOR THE TEAM. Tiffany: **! Henry: Looks like they're coming over here! Florence: Yeah. Apparently they can't do the Dragonboat one. Henry: This is good for us. We're ahead of em now. Tiffany: Look! They're already almost done. Michael: Bitch. Tiffany: I hate you, Michael. I really do. Florence (conf): Oh my god. The tension within them was… scary. Florence: Good job, honey. Henry: Ditto. Michael: Let's just get this done, alright! Tiffany: Whatever. rattlesnake sound -at the Tofu Restaurant- Thomas: I'm done. Zoey: Oh, Dad. Thomas: C'mon, you can do it! You've already stuffed down 2. It's just a few more! Zoey: I know. But this is really revolting for me. Thomas: C'mon, Zoey. I really don't mean to rush you but this IS a race. Zoey: Thanks, Dad. I didn't know that… -rolls eyes- I'm going as fast as I can! Stop rushing me! -over at the Detour- Florence: Henry, would you please count the number we have please? Henry: Yeah, I'll do that. http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/nghzs/blitz.mp3 Tiffany: MICHAEL! What the hell are you doing?! That's not the way to do it. Michael: Tch… isn't this how the old lady told us to do it? Tiffany: No! You're making yours too small. It's so not going to pass the inspection. Michael: This is a pain in the ass. Tiffany: Well, we might have finished a long time ago if you someone had just followed by advice. Michael: You are such a… Tiffany: No, I'm not a bitch. Henry (whispers): We need 3 more. Florence: Alright. Here's one. C'mon. Let's speed up. One more each. Florence (conf): We worked surprisingly well at the Detour. Henry (conf): Yeah. We were really extremely focused on the task. -over at the Tofu restaurant- Thomas: That a girl, Zoey! Zoey: Oh my gosh. I'm halfway there! Thomas: You're doing great! Zoey: C'mon, Zoey. Do it for your Dad and for the love of all things in this world. Thomas: That's the spirit! C'mon, eat the sixth one! Zoey (conf): My Dad was like my personal cheerleader at the Tofu restaurant. -laughs- Thomas (conf): How else do you think you would have finished those Tofus. -over at the Detour- Henry: You done, honey? Florence: Yeah! Henry: Alright, we have 30 now! Florence: Call the inspector! the local inspects each of the 30 rice dumplings and she… APPROVES of Henry & Florence's performance and hands them their next clue** Henry: YES! Florence: Xie Xie! (thanks) Michael: You gotta be kidding me! Tiffany: Shut up. Florence: C'mon, rip it! -rips clue- Henry: Drive yourselves… Florence: Oh boy. Henry: back to the city of Taipei and search for the Dai's House of Stinky Tofu where you will receive further instructions to receive your next clue. Florence (conf): As soon as we saw "Drive" in Taiwan, we were dead worried. All the signs were mainly in Chinese and that can only mean disaster. Henry: C'mon, Flo! Let's get in the car! they enter the car Henry: That was good teamwork, Florence. Florence: Yeah. Michael & Tiffany ate our dust! Henry: Yeah. But navigation-wise, we're gonna have to eat theirs. Florence: C'mon. We know how to get back to Taipei city for sure. We just need to find the place from there. Henry: Alright. So we'll head back to Taipei first and then seek directions from there. Florence: Yep. You're FINALLY getting smarter, Henry. Henry: Of course…! No, wait a minute… -over at the Stinky Tofu Restaurant- Zoey: Unbelievable. One last one! Thomas: C'mon, Zo! After this might be a "Fly to your final destination" clue! Zoey: I know! -over at the Detour- Michael: Tiffany! How many we got?! Tiffany: Can't you count?! Michael: Fine, I'll count. Sheesh. -over at the Stinky Tofu Restaurant- Zoey: DONE! Thomas: Oh my god. I'm so PROUD of you! -he hugs her- Zoey (conf): Most miserable meal of my life! But it was all worth it in the end. Chef: Good job, this is your next clue. Zoey: Thank you! It was very umm… unique. Thomas: Xie Xie (thanks) -rips clue- Thomas: Take a taxi… Zoey: to… WHAT?! http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/gabrielwlj/bandscore.mp3 Phil: Teams must figure out that "國立中正紀念堂" (pronounced Guo Li Zhong Zheng Ji Nian Tang) is actually the famous "Chiang Kai-shek Memorial Hall" (also "coincidentally" featured as the pit-stop of Season 12's Leg 10). What teams may not know is that the Memorial Hall has since been renamed and is now referred to as the "National Taiwan Democracy Memorial Hall" instead, hence also having a changed Chinese name. Thomas: Oh my god. We're gonna have to ask someone. Zoey: Let's just get a cab and ask the cab driver. It's in Chinese… so they should know it. -Rattlesnake sound- -return to the Detour scene- Michael: We have 24, Tiff. Tiffany: 6 more then. Come on. Let's speed it up. Do you want to lose? Michael: No! Tiffany (conf): Dumpling making was actually pretty therapeutic. It somehow made me less angry with Michael who had royally pissed me off at the Dragonboats. Tiffany: Well, we're still in this! Michael: Good job, Tiff. This is what I love about you! Tiffany: Less talking, more dumpling-ing. -return to Thomas & Zoey, CURRENTLY IN 1ST PLACE- they enter a cab and ask the cab driver about the place Thomas: Do you know this place? -he points to the Chinese characters on the Route Info- Zoey: You know how to go there? Taxi Driver: Yah yah. Thomas: Alright. Bring us there fast please. Kuai kuai. (fast) Zoey: Xie Xie. (thanks) Thomas: I have NO CLUE what this place is. Zoey: Well, our fate lies in the hands, or rather the steering wheel of our cab driver. Thomas: Well-put. -Currently in 2nd place- Henry: This is it. We're back in the city... Florence: Yeah… Now we need to ask someone who knows where the hell this restaurant is. Henry: Florence, I'm stopping here. Go out and ask someone. Florence: I'm on the job! the car stops and Florence gets out and receives directions though it's in 80% Chinese and 20% English -Florence gets in again- http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/chann/catchup.mp3 Florence: Oh my god. It's impossible. I have no clue if the set of directions I got was even correct. Henry: You have it marked on the map? Florence: Yeah. But it might be wrong. Henry: Let's just go with it first… --- scene cuts back to Thomas & Zoey's taxi bringing them to a temple-like place Thomas: Is this it…? Zoey: You know, we don't even know what the hell that is in Chinese, Dad. But this looks like a pretty monumental place. So it might be it. Thomas (to taxi driver): Wait for us. Don't go. We come back, okay? Taxi Driver: Okay. they get out and start searching for race flags/clue box Thomas: Do you see anything?! Zoey: No! Thomas: We might have to look harder. Zoey: Damn it. I hope this is the right place. Thomas: It's possible that we've been brought to the wrong place… -rattlesnake sound- Henry: This doesn't look right AT ALL. Florence: Oh man. Looks like I have to get out and ask AGAIN. Henry: Yeah, Florence. Sorry about that. Florence: If only we could read and comprehend Chinese. she gets out of the car and tries to ask for directions again but is once again only answered in Chinese Florence (as she enters the car): I'm gonna freaking slap someone. NO ONE SPEAKS ENGLISH. Henry: Okay, you're getting stressed out. Let me go ask. Florence: This is SO annoying, I'm telling you. Henry: I know… I know… Henry gets out of the car and asks for direction Henry (to local): How do you get here? -Pointing to their route info- -Local talks in Chinese- Florence: Give it up, Henry! He doesn't know! Even if does, he doesn't know how to convey the message to us! Henry: FLORENCE! I'm trying to talk to the guy! Florence: Alright, alright! Go ahead, stubborn man. Henry: Isn't this the most frustrating thing ever!? Florence (conf): Navigating and communicating in Taiwan was a nightmare. Henry (conf): An absolute nightmare. --- Michael: Last two right, babe? Tiffany: Yeah, c'mon. We have SO MUCH catching up to do it's not even funny. Michael: I know. I know. scene shows Michael & Tiffany finishing their dumpling-making and the instructor comes to check their dumplings Michael (muttering to himself): Please, approve. Tiffany: Good? Instructor: Yes. Very good. Michael: YES. THANK YOU! he hugs the old lady and they receive their next clue after that Michael: Route Info! Tiffany: Drive yourselves back to the city of Taipei… Michael: …and find Dai's House of Stinky Tofu. Tiffany: Where are the cars, Michael? Michael: Are you blind? Can't you see the cars over there? Tiffany: Keep talking me like that if you want to see my knuckle in close up. Michael: Alright, sorry, honey. Tiffany: C'mon. Let's get going! We REALLY need to do some catching up. Tiffany (conf): We really lost A LOT of time during the Detour in this final leg. Michael (conf): That was…partially… my fault. Michael: Tiffany, do you know where the place is? Tiffany: Yeah. It's on the map. Michael (conf): We actually invested in a pretty detailed map of the city of Taipei from the airport at the beginning of the leg. And most of the other teams didn't since they thought it was going to be a full "Travel by taxi" portion in Taiwan. Michael: Alright, good job, babe. We can definitely make up time here. The other teams will get hopelessly lost. Tiffany: Yeah, they're not as "forward-looking" as us, apparently. -Rattlesnake sound- scene returns to Thomas & Zoey, currently in the lead Thomas: This is NOT it, Zoey. Zoey: Oh my god. Our cab brought us to the freaking wrong place. Thomas: Damn it. We need to ask someone for the English name for this place or we don't even know WHAT the place is. Zoey (shouting to the crowd): DOES ANYONE SPEAK ENGLISH? a teenage Chinese youth comes to the aid of Thomas/Zoey Chinese Teen: This is the Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall, now known as National Taiwan Democracy Memorial Hall. But the first name is more common and more people still call it that. Thomas: OH MY GOD, THANK YOU, SON! -he hugs the guy- Zoey: Dad! You're being so… drama queen. Thomas: Right. Alright. We need to get going. Like right now. Zoey: Alright, thanks, boy! We need to get our cab now… scene cuts back to Henry & Florence trying to get directions to Dai's House of Stinky Tofu Henry: Alright, I think I got it. Florence: How sure are you? Henry: If the guy knows his stuff… we should be getting there fine. Florence: Let's hope he's right, then… If not, we're definitely screwed. -Rattlesnake sound- scene cuts back to Michael & Tiffany also traveling to Dai's House of Stinky Tofu Tiffany: That's right… Take a left here. Michael: Man… We would've been SCREWED without the map. Tiffany: Yeah, tell me about it! scene cuts back to Thomas & Zoey trying to get to Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/chann/calgary.mp3 Thomas (re-enters the cab): Bro! This is not the place! We need to get to Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall! Zoey: Do you know where is it? This is not the place. Taxi Driver: I know, I know. I bring you… Thomas: Okay, please. Kuai kuai. (fast) scene cuts to Henry & Florence navigating the streets of Taipei in search for Dai's House of Stinky Tofu Florence: Could this be it…? Henry: Do you see the red-and-yellow flags at the signboard? Florence: OH MY GOSH. THANK GOD! Henry: That took a long time though. Florence: At least we freaking got here! That's something! Henry: If you say so… C'mon, we gotta hurry. Michael & Tiffany probably are not gonna have navigation problems. scene cuts back to Michael & Tiffany navigating Taipei for the same place Tiffany: We're getting there soon, Michael. Michael: Yeah, get your stomach ready, Tiff. I think there's gonna be some sort of eating challenge there. Tiffany: Aw man. Henry & Florence are gonna speed through if there's really one. Michael: Oh yeah! Crap. scene cuts back to Henry & Florence just entering the restaurant Henry: Wow… Florence: Oh my gosh… What is this… erm… aroma? Florence (conf): The overall smell of the restaurant wasn't a very positive sign of things to come. Florence: Oh my god… There it is… the marked tables. they read the instruction Henry: Each of you must consume… Florence: …10 pieces of twice-fermented tofu. Henry: This will be a breeze for you, right, Florence? Florence: I really don't know. This smells really bad. Florence (conf): I…eat…A LOT. VERY FAST… USUALLY. she picks up the tofu using chopsticks and smells it directly (not a very smart idea) Florence: UGH. This really stinks even with my standards. Florence (conf): BUT… the smell of the tofu was really pretty bad, to the extent of revolting actually. Henry: You can eat it right, Florence? Florence: I don't know. If I can get the first piece down, I think I'll be fine for the rest… Michael & Tiffany are just several turns away from the Tofu Restaurant Tiffany: This is it, Michael. Take a right and we're there. Michael: Alright. Henry: Are you gonna try the first piece anytime soon? Florence: WAIT! I just need to get myself prepared. Florence (conf): I was thinking to myself: Oh my god. How can anything so foul-smelling be remotely edible. And my gag reflex started working up. Florence: -starts to have nausea and puking sensation- Shit! Henry: C'mon, pull it together, Florence. I've already eaten 2. They're not that bad! Tiffany: Park right here, Michael! Michael: Oh my god. There are 2 parked cars here… Tiffany: Henry & Florence might very well still be inside! Michael: Let's hope so! Henry: C'mon, Florence! Florence: I'M TRYING! Michael & Tiffany enter the restaurant Florence: BLOODY HELL. DAMN IT. Now I REALLY have to eat it fast. she starts to eat it really quickly Florence (conf): As soon as Michael & Tiffany appeared, I had a sudden adrenaline rush and just had the urge to quickly finish the task. Tiffany (points to Florence): Oh my god. LOOK AT HER! Michael: Damn it, she's crazy. Henry: That's the way, Florence! Eat it like you mean it. Florence: Henry! You stop talking and eat! I'm gonna be done soon! And I want out of here, ASAP. Michael & Tiffany approach the same table where there are another 2 plates of Twice-Fermented Tofu waiting for them Tiffany: This brings about a whole new definition of STENCH. It's just NAUSEATING. Michael: Stop whining and do it, Tiffany!! Tiffany: I'm not whining. I'm just telling you what I feel about this situation. Michael: You don't need to tell me anything. JUST EAT! Tiffany: I'm trying, what does it look like to you, I'm having a picnic? scene cuts back to Thomas & Zoey, still in the taxi, hoping that their taxi driver will bring them to Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall Zoey: Is this it? Thomas: Does this look like Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall at all?! Zoey: No, it doesn't. I don't see any race flags either. Thomas (conf): We knew our Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall looked like because we did Google on a few major landmarks of Taiwan and that was one of them. Zoey (conf): And the place the taxi driver brought us to… Thomas (conf): Was definitely not it! Taxi Driver: Okay? Thomas (to taxi driver): NO! NO! This is not it! CHIANG KAI SHEK MEMORIAL HALL! Taxi Driver (in Chinese): Errr….. Yeah…. Yeah…. Okay. Zoey (conf): The taxi driver could not speak any English at all and brought us to the freaking wrong place, twice! Thomas (conf): Well, he knew "yeah", "yah" and "okay". And that was basically it. Zoey: We are so lost right now, Dad! Thomas: Oh my god! That's it. We're getting out, right now! Zoey: Don't forget to pay the guy! Thomas: He doesn't deserve it but damn, I'll not risk going to jail for this final leg. Zoey: This really SUCKS… big time. scene shows Thomas & Zoey getting into another cab http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/huangjj/tbc.mp3 Thomas: Sir, Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall, points to the Chinese characters on the clue. You know where the place is? If you don't know, PLEASE tell now. Driver (who starts driving): No problem. I know where it is. You can relax. You seem so flustered. Zoey (conf): And lo & behold… our next cab driver speaks FLUENT ENGLISH. Thomas: OH MY GOD, YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH. THANK GOD. Driver: Yeah, I lived in Europe for a couple of years… What happened to you guys? Another taxi driver didn't bring you to the right place? Thomas: Yeah. He brought us to the wrong place and led us on a wild goose chase for almost half an hour. Driver: Well, you can't blame him because there is the language barrier. Thomas: Yeah, that's true. But it's just so frustrating because we're in an important competition and we need to move from place to place very quickly. Zoey: But you are REALLY our guardian angel, Sir. What's your name? Driver: Nicholas. Zoey: Ahh, right. Thanks, Nicholas. Xie Xie very much. (thanks a lot). Driver: Don't worry. I'll get you there fast. Thomas (to Zoey): We might finally have caught a well-deserved break. Zoey: Yeah, looks like we have! -Rattlesnake sound- scene cuts back to the task in Dai's Restaurant Florence is done* Florence: I'm done! Henry: Wow that was quick. Florence: C'mon! We need this to overcome the time lost from our poor navigating just now. Henry: I know, I know. Just another 3 pieces more! Man, this stuff is SICK. Florence: Nah. It actually tastes pretty decent. Just that the smell is HORRIBLE. Henry: Are you kidding? This is just gross all over. Florence: C'mon, you can do it! We NEED to beat Michael & Tiff! Michael: C'mon, Tiffany! Speed it up! Mind over matter! Tiffany: This is terrible. Oh my god. Michael: Just keep eating! Don't stop! Tiffany: I can't! Stop rushing me you, asshole. Oh shit. scene shows Tiffany puking Michael: God bless you, Tiff. Tiffany (conf): I didn't like that tofu eating task at all. I don't even like NORMAL tofu! scene cuts to Henry & Florence's plates with Henry at his last piece Florence: This is it! Get it down and we're done! Henry swallows Florence: YES! the chef comes over, congratulates them and hands them their next clue Florence quickly whispers something to Henry before they open their clue -rips clue- Florence: Fly to where the race began! Henry: Oh my god! This is it! Go! Go! Go! Michael: OH MY GOD. Tiffany: DAMN IT! Henry & Florence run out of the restaurant Florence: Well, now that that's over, let's see what the real clue says. Henry: Take a taxi to "some place in Chinese". Florence: Oh damn. Not more language barriers again!? Michael: C'mon, Tiffany. We're going back to the States! This is it, the final sprint! Michael (conf): We thought… that Henry & Florence weren't pulling our legs for the whole "Fly to where the race began" nonsense. And we believed it! And we got …REALLY… REALLY anxious. Tiffany: I know, I know. Tiffany (conf): When I heard that we were "allegedly" heading back to the states and the race was ending, my heart just started racing. No pun intended. And the tofus just sped down really quickly. Michael (conf): If I had to say anything, their "joke" really helped "the enemy" and it was just retarded. Maybe they're getting senile. Michael: I'm done, Tiffany! You can do it! Just 4 more pieces! Tiffany: I know, I'm going to do it as fast as I can! -Currently in 2nd place- Florence: HENRY! GET OVER HERE! I GOT ONE. Henry: Alright, I'm coming!! they enter the cab Henry: Can you bring us to… points to the Route Info with the Chinese characters* Taxi Driver: -nods- Florence: I really do hope he knows where he's going. Henry: He does… No need to get all stressed out over things we can't control, alright? Florence: You are WAY too relaxed for this final leg. The concept of a million dollars hasn't sunk into your dense skull yet, HENRY. Henry: Well don't get overly flustered that we blow our shot at that million, FLORENCE. Florence: How we managed to stay married for 40 years is beyond my understanding. Henry: You find me too damn attractive, that's why. Florence: Oh PUH-lease. -Henry laughs- scene of Thomas & Zoey's cab finally reaching Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall Thomas: Oh my god, LOOK. I thought I'd never see this for the next 10 years! THE RED & YELLOW FLAGS! Zoey: Oh my god, thanks, Nicholas! You're a life saver. Thomas: Hey, Nicholas. Could you wait for us, here? We'll be back in a minute or two. We might need to go somewhere else. Taxi Driver (Nicholas): Sure. I'll wait. Make sure you come back and confirm with me. Thomas: Thanks! C'mon Zoey! We still have to search for the damn box. Zoey: Oh trust me that. That's the easy part. Thomas: Come on. Come on. Let's hustle! scene shows Thomas & Zoey running around Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall, searching the entire complex for their clue box Zoey: Keep your eyes, peeled, Dad. Thomas: Where could it be..? Zoey: OH MY GOD. IT'S THERE! I SAW IT. C'MON! Thomas: Great eyes, Zo! Zoey: C'mon, Dad. Run! Thomas: I'M COMING, BOX! they reach the clue box and rips the clue open Thomas: Route Info!http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/keithtjw/godlewski.mp3 Zoey: It's time to return to the city the race began…! Zoey screams in exhilaration Phil: Teams must now fly, more than 8000 miles back to the city of Atlanta, Georgia in the United States of America, where the race had officially begun, 11 legs ago. Once in the city of Atlanta, teams will have to drive themselves to the Centennial Olympic Park in downtown Atlanta where they will find their next clue. Zoey (still screaming): OH MY GOD! THIS IS IT! Thomas: Unbelievable! WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE STATES! Zoey (conf): I was just ecstatic to be able to fly back to the States after the long insane race across 6 continents. I mean… wow! Zoey: As what we'll see soon, Dad! This is it, GO! GO! GO! : Thomas: C'mon! We need to get back to our cab, pronto! Thomas & Zoey run back to their cab who has waited for them Zoey (to taxi driver): We need to get to the INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, Nicholas. Thomas: WE'RE GOING HOME! Zoey: Back to the U.S! Taxi Driver: Sure, we'll be in the airport in no time! Thomas & Zoey are both exhilarated and grin widely at each other scene cuts back at Dai's House of Stinky Tofu Michael: ONE LAST ONE, BABE! she swallows the last one, almost pukes, but manages to resist, albeit having #!! due to the struggle to keep the tofu down** Tiffany: I'm done! I'm done! I'm fuking done! Michael: I'm so proud of you, Tiff! he hugs her and the chef hands them their next clue* Michael: Route Info. Take a taxi to… Tiffany: BITCH! This doesn't say "Fly to the United States!" Tiffany (conf): I was pretty damn annoyed when we realized Henry & Florence were tricking us into thinking that after the tofu task, we were heading back to the US. Michael (conf): It really did make us more flustered and nervous. Michael: Well, we at least have a chance to overtake their old & wrinkly asses. Tiffany: Yeah. I want to beat them…SO BAD. they run out of the restaurant and ask around for the name of the place in English Local #1: Wo Bu Zhi Dao. (I don't know) Local #2: Dui Bu Qi. Wo Bu Hui Jiang Ying Wen. (Sorry, I don't speak English) Local #3 simply ignores them. Michael: Wow, that's RUDE. Tiffany: Why can't we catch a BREAK?! Henry & Florence's taxi driver is driving them around aimlessly and asking for help from random taxi drivers he passes by Florence: Oh I knew it! He has no clue where the hell he's going. Henry: Do you wanna get out? Florence: Pay the guy and let's go! they disembark their cab, Florence looking very frazzled http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/tayxn/sanders_deathtrap.mp3 Florence: WHERE ARE THE CABS?! Henry: There doesn't seem to be any right here. Florence (squatting down with her hands covering her head): NOOO!! scene cuts back to Michael & Tiffany Tiffany and Michael (asking around): Does anybody speak English?! Michael (conf): We probably looked really stupid standing in the middle of the streets full of Chinese people, shouting out the same "foreign line" over and over again. Tiffany & Michael (shouting): DOES ANYBODY SPEAK ENGLISH?! scene cuts back to Henry & Florence Florence: Oh my god. If we don't get a cab soon, we're gonna have a one-way ticket to last place. Henry: C'mon, Florence. We just have to keep having faith. scene cuts back to Michael & Tiffany Michael (to local): Do you speak English? Local: Yes, a little bit. Michael: OH MY GOD. THANK YOU, THANK YOU. TIFFANY! GET OVER HERE WITH THE CLUE. C'MON! HURRY! Tiffany: Oh bless you, Michael. You found someone! Michael: Yeah, hurry up! Tiffany: I'm coming!! she shows him the clue Local: Oh this is Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall. Michael: Oh, thanks! Do you have a mobile phone with you? Local: Yeah, I have. Tiffany: Do you think you could help us call for a taxi and tell the person exactly where and what the place is on this clue? That's where we need to go. Local: I am able to do that. Michael: Thank you, man. Really, thank you! the local calls the taxi company and talks in Chinese, clearly stating everything that is needed for M/T's smooth journey to Chiang Kai Shek scene cuts to Thomas & Zoey Thomas: Alright, get ready, Zoey. There's the airport coming into the distance. Zoey: Oh my god. This is it. Our last flight. Thomas: We NEED to get the best possible flight and possibly a flight that the other teams won't be able to catch. Zoey: Where the hell are the other teams anyway? Zoey (conf): At that point, we really had no clue where the other 2 teams were. No freaking idea AT ALL. scene cuts to Henry & Florence still not being able to find a taxi -Florence flags for an empty taxi but the taxi just zooms by her- Florence: Oh wow. You gotta be kidding me. Henry: Man. When are we gonna get another cab? scene cuts to Michael & Tiffany's called-cab arriving Tiffany (to local who called the cab): Thank you, SO MUCH! Michael (to the same local): Yeah, thanks bro. -in the cab- Michael: We're so SET, right now. Tiffany: We definitely lucked out with that guy. scene cuts to Thomas & Zoey jogging out of their cab and into the airport Zoey: DAD! DAD! UNITED AIRLINES. Thomas: Go, go, go! Thomas: Hello! We need to get on the EARLIEST POSSIBLE flight to Atlanta, Georgia? Ticket Counter: Alright. I'll do a check for you, alright? Zoey: Yeah, thanks! scene cuts to Henry & Florence still trying to hail a cab Henry: Florence! There's a cab here! Florence: Oh my god. -they enter the cab- Florence (almost in #!!): That took SO long… Henry: It's alright! It's alright! -they hug- scene cuts to Thomas & Zoey at Taipei Airport http://home.vs.moe.edu.sg/tanchd/02_milan__italy_cooling_tower_fast_f.mp3 Ticket Counter: The fastest possible way will only get you to Atlanta at 9.30am tomorrow, local time. The flight connects through Tokyo, Japan and then New York City, New York before you'll reach Atlanta, Georgia. Thomas: What time does the flight to Tokyo leave Taipei? Ticket Counter: It leaves at 3.30pm. (the time now at the airport is 2.15pm) Zoey: Alright, so this is the EARLIEST POSSIBLE flight option? Ticket Counter: Yes, there is no other earlier alternative. I'm sure of it. Thomas: Alright, book us on those flights, please. Ticket Counter: Alright, just give me a minute! the tickets are processed and issued Ticket Counter: Have a safe trip! Zoey: Thanks! they walk away Zoey: An hour and fifteen minutes… That's a lot of time for the other teams to catch up… Thomas: They COULD…possibly… make it on the same flight as us. Zoey: And then the real competition will begin. Thomas: How sweet would it be to be able to cruise through the final leg without having to meet the other 2 teams though? Zoey: Sweet like sugar on top of an ice cream sundae with loads of condensed milk. -Rattlesnake sound- scene shows both Henry & Florence and Michael & Tiffany in their respective cabs heading for Chiang Kai Shek Memorial Hall Henry: We're closing in on the place. Michael: We're almost there. scene shows Michael & Tiffany and Henry & Florence's cab coming in from two different places and meeting at an intersection with the Memorial Hall in sight Tiffany: MICHAEL! Look who's in front of us! Florence: Oh damn it! Michael & Tiffany are literally right behind us. Michael: OH HELL YEAH! WE CAUGHT UP TO THOSE BITCHES. Henry: Damn. This is becoming an all-out race. Florence: We are gonna have to really…RUN. Michael: Tiffany! Get ready to jump out! Henry: This is it, it's gonna be a foot race to the clue box. Tiffany: We are SO gonna beat them. both cabs reach the drop-off point and both teams make a mad sprint in search for the cluebox Florence: HENRY! THIS WAY! Tiffany: MICHAEL! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! IT'S OVER HERE! all 4 racers run and all 4 of them eventually get to the clue box at the same time, each team ripping their clues at the same time** Michael: Route Info! Henry: Fly to… Tiffany: Atlanta, Florence: GEORGIA! All 4 of them: OH MY GOD! Florence: WE'RE GOING HOME! Michael: Oh my gosh, Tiff. THIS IS IT! Tiffany: We got to go to the airport, RIGHT NOW! Henry: USA, here we come! Last Edited By: dragoondaniel78 06/10/08 3:14 AM. Edited 9 times.
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Posts: 1187 (06/09/08 9:11 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	both teams run to get back to their cabs -Currently in 2nd place- Michael: To the international airport please. Quickly! Tiffany: Kuai Kuai! (fast-fast) -Currently in Last place- Florence: We need to go to airport? *(she shows the taxi driver the "Airplane taking off" hand signal) Taxi Driver: Okay, okay. Henry: Pleas

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