My SO bought some porn the other day and he TRIED to stay away from anything that said "BRAZILLON"
They still spoke some foreign language and there were LOTS OF LOOPS.
Why can't we have English porn?
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Poverteeflatz |
Is it annoying when you hear people in America speak other languages? |
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My SO bought some porn the other day and he TRIED to stay away from anything that said "BRAZILLON"
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Poverteeflatz |
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I see that no one on this board has inferiore porn.
Kudos! Can you send me your English speaking rejects? |
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Kitten Gloves |
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No, I just wish I knew WTH they were talking about.
Uh, I'm talking about regular people, not porn. |
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Poverteeflatz |
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If it's like a REAL movie they have subtitles.
This one chick was saying stuff I might have interpreted like, "Fuck me!" or whatever but she NEVER shut up! I don't want to have to decipher the foreplay. |
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The Balloon Artist |
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It needed words?
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shiza h minelli |
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one thing I've noticed is that different languages moan in different tonalities... and that it's really hard to find bi American porn... but the
Eastern Euopeans LOVE to go both ways.
I think I've said too much. |
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Poverteeflatz |
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Men are visual creatures, but women want to hear the story.
I'm not learning Spanish or Russian or WTF ever they were speaking to get off. |
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Romber Rulz |
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No, how intolerant do you have to be to be annoyed at that? Puhleaze.
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The Balloon Artist |
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There's a story here?
Hi, who ordered pizza? |
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2ManyAndersons |
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Why can't we have English porn? I hear the Brits can be lousy in the sack. You wanna watch bad teeth and tweed? |
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Poverteeflatz |
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You don't like a story in your porn?
Dr.? Pizza Delivery Boy? Plumber? Mailman? Boy Scout? Etc? |
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Survivor Boy |
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This reminds me of something very important.
You know when non English people try to speak English and they have a funny accent? Well when we try to speak other languages, do we have a funny accent to them??? |
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The Balloon Artist |
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Have I missed it all these years?
Honey, let me tell you a story........ |
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Poverteeflatz |
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
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CadyH.realitysucks |
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I'm only annoyed when I call for take out food, and they can't understand me.
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Ipswich Ripper |
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Survivor Boy wrote: � Here in Ipswich I was raised on bloody American television, and I must say it�left a profound mark on me, mate. |
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LaurenTheLush |
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Speak the official language or get the fuck out of the country. (Unless you're a tourist and only staying for a short amount of time).
kthankyousoverykindly. |
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NewOrleansIsSinking |
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I hate the tourists who won't speak english. At least they can fucking try to speak it.
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WesternBulldogs1 |
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Italian porn food speaks all languages.
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bassoon291 |
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Well when we try to speak other languages, do we have a funny accent to them??? Yes. |
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HoboKitty |
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? The correct AMERICUN pronunciation is "Voolays voos cooshare ayvec mua, say suarrr." |
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