May you continue to fuck your stepson and chainsaws alike, Debb. This is indeed a joyous occasion for all.
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Pulau Tiga |
Happy 53rd Birthday, Debb Eaton! |
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This is the only birthday thread that deserves even the smallest amount of recognition, for Debb Eaton is a legend of Sucks, and her sexual exploits
have made this place what it is today.
May you continue to fuck your stepson and chainsaws alike, Debb. This is indeed a joyous occasion for all. |
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GnarlsInCharge |
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Congrats on your birthday you go girl
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AidanAcello |
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Happy Birthday, Debb!! |
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jhaphet |
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Yay!
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Thailandsurvivor |
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Happy Birthday Debb! By the way, I made this house for you.
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Shallownage |
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Happy Birthday Debb.
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Apprentice Talker |
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Happy Birthday, Debb. I shall miss your ghostie nic.
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pinoyako |
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Happy Birthday DEBB! YOU ROCKK!
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Sole Survivor Genius |
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I found the Birthday cake that her stepson gave her!!!
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STFU RUDY |
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Debb is LOVE.
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survivor300 |
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UMMM UD must be in his glory!
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Paris Hilton |
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Debb <3
A true Survivor legend. |
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platinumtlc |
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This is the event of the year!!
Debb!We love you!!! |
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platinumtlc |
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I wonder how her quilting business is going!!!
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STFU RUDY |
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STFU RUDY |
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I am inspired.
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platinumtlc |
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Pulau Tiga |
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So, who was able to make it to Debb's Birthday Extravaganza? There was much fun to be had by all, I can assure you. Oh, 'twas quite the event. Debb was
up partying and masturbating with sharp object until late into the evening. Turns out you can make some pretty decent anal beads just using rawks.
I mean, seriously, did you see how excited she was?
She even gave Alicia a little partyboy gift!
Oh no, will you look at that! Poor, dear Rodger is in trouble (or maybe it's just her stepson, I always confuse decrepit, old men)!
Good job, Debb! You just saved the day! Take some well-earned relaxation!
What next?
Wait, Debb, where you running to?!
Oh, I see, you needed a little "alone time" with that new dildo. Damn, Debb, you really know how to work that. (By the way, I just noticed there's a boom mic right behind Debb in this shot. Silly TV producers, always wanting to get Debb's parties for their Sweet 16 shows.)
Look at that, even Ruth Marie is running to get in on that action. Go, Ruth Marie, go!
I think that's the face of success. Glad you had a nice one, Debb. Aw, you need help blowing out your candles?
Look, Debb, even Kimmi got you a birthday card!
So what's next on the agenda?
Oh, that's okay. It's your party, and you can cry if you want to. But I think I have something that will cheer you up!
That's right, it's your birthday present! A brand-spanking new chainsaw! I bet you know where that baby's going as soon as it's done cutting the cake. ;)
Wow, that's true love right there. Congratulations, Debb, on finding a fantastic stepson to fuck to your heart's content.
Looks like Debb's getting sleepy (all that disgusting sex can really wipe a person out). I guess that's our cue to head on out and leave you to your night of stepson/chainsaw endeavors. Best of luck, Debb, and Happy Birthday! (I made all the gifs relatively small so that they wouldn't kill every person that loads this page. Hopefully that works for everyone, and I don't get bitched at too much.) |
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platinumtlc |
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Aww Im so glad she had fun on her birthday!
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BuffyTheThreadSlayer |
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PT, thanks for that inspiring retrospective on the icon, the legend, the Debb Eaton!
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STFU RUDY |
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Wow, that was very moving.
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