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SuitSnob		#821	[-]
Posts: 8081 (06/11/08 12:40 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You bet it's for my mastubatory pleasure...Derek is the only man on Earth I prefer to NOT be in a suit!!! At least until he starts following the advice I laid out to him in a 5-page e-mail once... Hey Derek-did you read back the last dozen pages in the Tarek thread? Mr. Jesus-Popebanger mentioned me in his book!!! Where is YOUR book Derek?
Pizzathetic		#822	[-]
Posts: 7638 (06/11/08 2:28 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	the bunky piccy reminded me of this
Miss Alley Shack		#823	[-]
Posts: 1606 (06/11/08 6:56 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	This is me lugging someone's big-ass backback with all sorts of shit danging off of it. It reminded me of Miss Alley's cock. Every gay guy out there wishes that I'm a gay guy. I'm so flattered! I'm like, a reverse fannie-flag hag! Every gay guy wants me to be a guy because they want me so badly that way...
SuitSnob		#824	[-]
Posts: 8084 (06/11/08 10:49 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	We just want to play you in our drag acts...you are even more popular than Judy.
Miss Alley Shack		#825	[-]
Posts: 1610 (06/11/08 11:00 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm happier than Judy, that's for sure.
SuitSnob		#826	[-]
Posts: 8086 (06/11/08 11:09 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	But oddly enough you still take more drugs...
Miss Alley Shack		#827	[-]
Posts: 1611 (06/12/08 6:09 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	My drug is called David Archuleta.
Miss Alley Shack		#828	[-]
Posts: 1613 (06/12/08 8:03 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Not really. People often look at me and assume that I'm 17.
SuitSnob		#829	[-]
Posts: 8089 (06/12/08 10:53 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Only when you are dressed as a Catholic schoolgirl for your Submissive act. And that is until they look closely and see the varicose veins poking out from under the little plaid skirt.
Miss Alley Shack		#830	[-]
Posts: 1615 (06/12/08 10:55 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Projecting yourself onto me again, I see. Why can't you accept that your Catholic schoolgirl days are over? There is much refined pleasure to be had growing old gracefully...
SuitSnob		#831	[-]
Posts: 8091 (06/12/08 11:11 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If you truly believed that, you wouldn't be getting Vaginal Facelifts ever 4-6 months.
Miss Alley Shack		#832	[-]
Posts: 1617 (06/12/08 11:14 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	There you go again, projecting yourself onto me. You're a one-man Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.
SuitSnob		#833	[-]
Posts: 8093 (06/12/08 11:37 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You just made me Queen of yoru dried-up cooch? Wow! BTW-I wouldn't exactly call it a desert...there is still SOME irrigation (if you can call Japanese Businessman Spit "irrigation").
Miss Alley Shack		#834	[-]
Posts: 1619 (06/13/08 7:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	You're so getting your American Homo membership card revoked for not knowing that movie.
SuitSnob		#835	[-]
Posts: 8098 (06/13/08 10:48 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh, AS IF I haven't seen Priscilla, or its American rip-off To Wong Foo! The only movies I have not seen are the Queef Fetish Flicks you made in Belgium.
Miss Alley Shack		#836	[-]
Posts: 1620 (06/13/08 11:12 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Prague, darling, not Belgium. All those hot starving young men in those former Communist countries, so willing to do anything for an American dollar... oh, I get shivers of delight just thinking about them!
SuitSnob		#837	[-]
Posts: 8099 (06/14/08 1:11 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I am sure they had no problem getting past your gnarled, tangled pubic hair glued together with generations of unbathed, dired semen after their experiences with the decidedly less-inpenetrable Iron Curtain.
Miss Alley Shack		#838	[-]
Posts: 1626 (06/19/08 7:16 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I had a lovely dream of me and Archie laughing and holding hands as we jump up and down on Derek's trampoline-like belly.
SuitSnob		#839	[-]
Posts: 8110 (06/19/08 10:48 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Oh please...Archie would get one look at Derek's almost incomprehensively large hairy cock and throw his Magic Garmet-clad body all over it and hump it leaving you crying to the side in your torn fishnets and garter belt.
Miss Alley Shack		#840	[-]
Posts: 1629 (06/20/08 6:04 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Do you honestly think that by fighting Derek's battles for him here, you'll get him to pull down his pants and stick his fat bratwurst up your cheesy ass, Suity? A man who loves carbohydrates like Derek most likely has erectile dysfunction.

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