do you have kankles cause that shit could get you inducted into the circus along with yourstory and are your tits like big white bags of jelly with pancakes
and those national geographic nipples
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Never have a serious relationship with anyone you meet during a 3 way
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RichFreak |
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Posts: 3282 (06/05/08 8:27 PM) Registered User |
How did you know?
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blondemss |
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Posts: 8459 (06/05/08 8:36 PM) Guttersnipe |
beep beat me to it
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RichFreak |
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Posts: 3287 (06/06/08 1:26 PM) Registered User |
He actually acts pretty straight. I took him to see "The Visitor" this week and he complained that I made him see a chick flick.
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Zeep |
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Posts: 8086 (06/15/08 11:45 PM) Psycho |
So sad how quickly true romance fades.
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 Romber Rulz |
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Posts: 1652 (06/15/08 11:46 PM) |
Bitch, go on Jerry Springer so we can all point and laugh at you and your "straight" boyfriend. |
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Frankie G Morris |
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Posts: 17686 (06/16/08 12:37 AM) All your ghosts are belong to us |
That's just rude.
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I Have Lived Before |
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Posts: 112 (06/17/08 10:33 AM) |
Romber Rulz wrote: Watching Jerry Springer is worse than hanging out on Craigslist. |
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Posts: 20 (06/17/08 10:43 AM) |
Speaking of 3ways, I'm dating a woman who wants to bring in a 3rd (female, I ain't lookin for the other kinda 3 way). So if anyone is or knows a fun,
large chested woman who is down for such an adventure, by all means, PM me and let's talk.
Thank you, that is all.
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Posts: 1514 (06/17/08 10:50 AM) Registered User |
I know someone who is a 40C.....how does that sound?
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 23 (06/17/08 10:53 AM) |
Sounds like the height weight ratio might be a little off of what we're looking for. Could be wrong though. More details?
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Posts: 1515 (06/17/08 10:59 AM) Registered User |
Umm, I think she is the ideal weight for her height..............assuming she is 7'8".
Would that be a problem? She apparently won't stop you from baning her just because she hates you. |
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Posts: 8714 (06/17/08 11:01 AM) Guttersnipe |
she's ridden her tricycle around the block a few times though.
around and around and around and around. |
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Posts: 1517 (06/17/08 11:03 AM) Registered User |
BMI of 100
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Posts: 24 (06/17/08 11:22 AM) |
QUOTE: Umm, I think she is the ideal weight for her height..............assuming she is 7'8". Would that be a problem?
Si. My playmate is such a good little girl, I'd never bring her anything but USDA choice. She deserves the best. |
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Posts: 8715 (06/17/08 11:22 AM) Guttersnipe |
and perhaps something a bit fresher no?
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 26 (06/17/08 11:26 AM) |
QUOTE: and perhaps something a bit fresher no?
Yes, clean is certianly a must. As is a reasonable age range. However, since I am but a lowly n00b here, I am clueless as to who this rather large and quite experienced woman is you are all talking about, as well as her sexual history. Just sayin'. |
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Posts: 8717 (06/17/08 11:30 AM) Guttersnipe |
you're not missing anything interesting.
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Citizen Postal |
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Posts: 28 (06/17/08 12:13 PM) |
Really? I thought the big girls did the most interesting things in the sack 'cause they're more willing to go the extra mile 'cause they're
fat.
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Posts: 3304 (06/17/08 12:18 PM) Registered User |
Being fat has nothing to do with my experience. Some guys just like us is all.
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