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she must be irish.

true story - i knew this chick who would always go off about her celiac's and crohn's, and blamed both for being a fatty. she'd be invited to dinner parties, tell the hostess not to change the menu just for her, and then bitch about being invited to a dinner party where she couldn't eat anything. dirty bitch.

truth is, she complained about being a fatty and it being genetic destiny to be fat until some quack slapped her with the celiac and crohn diagnosis. then she had a legitimate reason to get a bypass. then she got thin, and could magically eat whatever she wanted. but oh dear, after a few months, there was nothing left to bitch about at parties.

*fun fact - the only thing of interest about a fat person is that they are fat. if they are no longer fat they become incredibly boring, kinda like a recovered crack head. the fun is over for all. boo.*

so now i hear she's dying of some undisclosed issue. she had a year left of life, she said, two years ago. so now whenever someone asks about her it's, "is she dead yet?" comedy.

someone people can find any medical excuse for anything.