I've actually never watched it.
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Dire Potatoe |
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I've actually never watched it.
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Hamdingers |
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I thought Paul was the Walrus.
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Dire Potatoe |
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Magical Misery Tour
I resent performing for you fuckers! Tell me, what do you know? A lot of #++#@! middle-class kids Wearing long hair and trendy clothes. Look, I'm not your fucking parents And I'm sick of uptight hippies coming knocking at me door With a fucking peace symbol Get this, got that I don't owe you fuckers anything. And all I've got to say is "Fuck you!" The sky is blue. And Mick Jagger I think that Mick's a joke with all his stupid #++#@! dancing I always did. Wiggling his ass, you know, its just a lot of bullshit. And where does he come off saying all those tarty things about the Beatles? When every fucking thing we ever did Mick tried to copy and you know we even wrote his second fucking record for him No, the Stones, aren't the same in class as the Beatles, either music-wise or power-wise; they never ever were. Pardon me sir. Paul said he hated Yoko Tell me, why should Yoko have to take that kind of shit - shit from those fucking sons of bitches? George said she gave off evil vibes I should have beat the fucking shit right out of him, him with his fucking Hari Krishnas. Me Auntie she tore up me fucking poems She just threw the bastards out. I can't forgive her `cause she didn't treat me like a fucking genius. Look, you bastards, I'm a genius! Like Shakespeare and Beethoven and Van Gogh. Don't you DARE criticize my work! "Don't Worry Kyoko" is one of the fucking BEST rock and roll records ever made! I'm a fucking artist! I'm sensitive as shit! I throw up before I go on stage! I could make a guitar SPEAK! If I could be a fisherman, I would, But I CAN'T because I'm a FUCKING GENIUS! I was the Walrus - Paul wasn't the Walrus! I was just saying that to be nice, but I was actually the Walrus! You know that rubbish he's been singing? EASTMAN WAS AN ANIMAL! A FUCKING STUPID MIDDLE-CLASS PIG! I WON'T LET FUCKING ANIMALS LIKE THAT NEAR ME! Yoko is a supreme intellectual! I'll tell you why nobody likes her music because she's a woman, and she's Oriental, that's why! Where are you Mother? They're trying to crucify me! Genius is pain, Genius is pain, Genius is pain, Genius is PAIN!! YOKO!!!! MOTHER!!!! {Fade out on howling and gutteral screaming) |
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Hamdingers |
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I told you about strawberry fields,
You know the place where nothing is real Well here's antoher place you can go Where everthing flows. Looking through the bent backed tulips To see how the other half lives Looking through a glass onion. I told you about the walrus and me-man You know that we're as close as can be-man. Well here's another clue for you all, The walrus was Paul. Standing on the cast iron shore-yeah, Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet-yeah. Looking through a glass onion. Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. Looking through a glass onion. I told you about the fool on the hill, I tell you man he living there still. Well here's another place you can be, Listen to me. Fixing a hole in the ocean Trying to make a dove-tail joint-yeah Looking through a glass onion Them Beatles said so, so it must be true. |
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Misterpuff |
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Nice Radio Dinner citing, Dire!
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