Wan & Chung's TAR: The COMPLETE First Season!

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Funkey 01		#2741	[-]
Posts: 1409 (05/31/08 3:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hop on to top step and check in Ending mone = 3 AUD Marvin: It was your piss-poor performance on the roadblock that is setting us back. Harry: I'm a FREAKING COMMANDO! I only know about winning. Marvin: That's the point - we're not winning. Harry: But we will. Move it, Grunt! Marvin: AAARRRRGGGHHH!!! attacks Harry Harry: Ouch!! You punched me in the tooth! Marvin: takes off tiara and, in a show of Herculean strength, throws tiara miles away into the nearest ocean There, it's done!
yope3041		#2742	[-]
Posts: 602 (05/31/08 3:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hop on to top step and check in 6 AUD Remain
NickF227		#2743	[-]
Posts: 2881 (05/31/08 3:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Run to starting line
Level 5		#2744	[-]
Posts: 1933 (05/31/08 3:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tyra: Damn, it was a tie. So close! Janice: Well that just caps off the suckiest leg of all time. God, I blame you and that swimsuit for our terrible placement. I mean, even those micro-peened politicians are going to finish ahead of us! Tyra: Hey, don't blame me! Blame Gil & Katherine! They're the ones who U-Turned us! Janice: That's right... oh, those bitches had better watch out when we get to the pit stop. I'm ready to skin them alive. Tyra: Oh, while we're waiting for this penalty to run out, I'm gonna order a hit on Krazy Kath's daughter. Janice: Tyra, that's so unlike you! So cold, so heartless... I love it! Specify a slow and painful death, please. Tyra: Bitch please, you act like this is my first time. I know what I'm doing.
oh ehm gee		#2745	[-]
Posts: 1040 (05/31/08 3:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	run to starting line
yope3041		#2746	[-]
Posts: 603 (05/31/08 3:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JP: I know we came in fifth when we should have come in third, but, we beat TYRA AND JANICE. Steve: We rock at accomplishing our goals. JP: This is what makes us amazing politicians. Steve: Vote Fritz/Johnson '08, we get things done. JP: Or, Fritz/Johnson '08, we fucking rocked Tyra and Janice
Katsuya		#2747	[-]
Posts: 1702 (05/31/08 3:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Chung: Um...Wan? Wan: What!? Chung: There's a horse of six people and their camera crews charging us. All heading for this step. Wan: Oh... Chung: We may die. Cynthia: U-Turn karma...well...it didn't matter to us i nthe end, anyway, so ha! Chung: How...nonsensical. Melanie: Yep. Wan: Girls, you're team number three. Melanie: Woo! Harry: Got milk? Grunt, that is. Marvin: Fuck. Off. Wan: Vicious...I like it. Team number four. JP: Hello. Wan: Five. Steve: Aren't you going to tal-- Wan: No. This skit is far too long anyway. 1st Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 2nd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 3rd Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 4th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 5th JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) PIT STOP: Teams must now run up to the winners podium just a few feet away, where Wan & Chung are waiting for them on the top step. Post Hop on to top step and check in and post remaining cash. Post Run up to winners podium Post Receive ten-minute penalty, then receive and read clue 6th Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) (Charla: 1200m) (Janice: 1200m) - Receive at 1:33 PM PDT Post Receive and read clue ROADBLOCK: In this Roadblock, the chosen team member must race 1200m against Charla of Amazing Race 5 and All-Stars fame. However, there is a twist; Charla will not only be wearing her trademark Heelys, but she will also be dragged along the racecourse by a pack of greyhound dogs chasing after a rabbit, putting the racers at an immediate disadvantage. However, the team member who is NOT doing the Roadblock can attempt to assist in one of five ways - but they can only try and assist two times along the race course. If the team member beats Charla, then they will receive their next clue - if not, they must wait ten minutes before receiving their clue. If Charla is currently racing, a Charla-Bot will take their place. OTHER TEAM MEMBERS CAN EITHER: 1 - Throw meat to Charla's dogs to distract them. 2 - Strap rockets to partner to boost them on racecourse. 3 - Jump in front of Charla to block her. 4 - Put chewing gum on the race track to clog Charla's Heelys. 5 - Force a knight's suit on to Charla Post Run final 400m (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM) Post Run second 400m (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM) Post Run first 400m (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM, s'il vous plait) 7th Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227) 8th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee)
oh ehm gee		#2748	[-]
Posts: 1041 (05/31/08 3:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	run first 400m "Tobias": Take it to level 5 + 5, Ax Mirna: Hey, that's my schtick! "Tobias": No, it's mine, you dis-GUST-ing criminal!
NickF227		#2749	[-]
Posts: 2882 (05/31/08 3:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Run first 400m (Other Team Member action? - PM SENT)
Level 5		#2750	[-]
Posts: 1934 (05/31/08 3:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Receive ten-minute penalty, then receive and read clue Tyra: That took too long! God, this is so totally our worst leg ever! Janice: I can't believe we got knocked out of the top three by a schizophrenic and her bi-curious mutant lab partner.
Funkey 01		#2751	[-]
Posts: 1410 (05/31/08 3:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Closing Confessional Marvin: DAMN!!!!!!!!! Barely squeezed out of third by the stewardesses! Harry: coming out of a haze Wow, Marvin. I only have faint memories of the last few days. What happened? Marvin: Your new commando personality was all over the top. You kept calling me "grunt," which you know I can't stand. Harry: Really? Damn, I'm sorry. Has our standing on the race improved at least? Marvin: No! Well, at least not by much. We came in fourth. That's the damned problem. Plus we don't have defective Comcast as an excuse any more! Harry: Wow. Well, at least it's not second to last, like last time. Let's keep plugging along and hope luck turns in our favor.
Katsuya		#2752	[-]
Posts: 1703 (05/31/08 3:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	1st Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 2nd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 3rd Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 4th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 5th JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) PIT STOP: Teams must now run up to the winners podium just a few feet away, where Wan & Chung are waiting for them on the top step. Post Hop on to top step and check in and post remaining cash. Post Run up to winners podium 6th Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) Post Receive ten-minute penalty, then receive and read clue Post Receive and read clue ROADBLOCK: In this Roadblock, the chosen team member must race 1200m against Charla of Amazing Race 5 and All-Stars fame. However, there is a twist; Charla will not only be wearing her trademark Heelys, but she will also be dragged along the racecourse by a pack of greyhound dogs chasing after a rabbit, putting the racers at an immediate disadvantage. However, the team member who is NOT doing the Roadblock can attempt to assist in one of five ways - but they can only try and assist two times along the race course. If the team member beats Charla, then they will receive their next clue - if not, they must wait ten minutes before receiving their clue. If Charla is currently racing, a Charla-Bot will take their place. OTHER TEAM MEMBERS CAN EITHER: 1 - Throw meat to Charla's dogs to distract them. 2 - Strap rockets to partner to boost them on racecourse. 3 - Jump in front of Charla to block her. 4 - Put chewing gum on the race track to clog Charla's Heelys. 5 - Force a knight's suit on to Charla Post Run final 400m (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM) Post Run second 400m (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM) 7th Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227) (Charla: 400m) (Collete: 400m) (Cynthia: 1 action used) 8th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) (Charla: 400m) (Ax: 400m) (Tobias: 1 action used)
oh ehm gee		#2753	[-]
Posts: 1042 (05/31/08 3:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	run second 400m
Level 5		#2754	[-]
Posts: 1935 (05/31/08 3:36 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Run up to winners podium Tyra: This winner's podium only goes up to three... does that mean we're out?! Oh mah Gahd, I'll totally sue if we're ever eliminated! Janice: Whereas I'll just go on an unstoppable killing rampage.
maximillian		#2755	[-]
Posts: 1202 (05/31/08 3:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm disappointed with my performance today so bad. I hate YIELD. This is freaking third time for me getting it and all three times were from Kitty and/or Nimber. UGHHHHH! Anyway, Kat, I suppose you didn't forget about the bonus for anyone who sent you the mid-race evaluation?
NickF227		#2756	[-]
Posts: 2883 (05/31/08 3:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Run second 400m (SENT)
Kitty Pryde1		#2757	[-]
Posts: 4389 (05/31/08 3:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Sorry Max, you just happened to be partnered with the strongest team EVER. >_> At least you still got 3rd place.
Katsuya		#2758	[-]
Posts: 1704 (05/31/08 3:37 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	1st Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 2nd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 3rd Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 4th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 5th JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) PIT STOP: Teams must now run up to the winners podium just a few feet away, where Wan & Chung are waiting for them on the top step. Post Hop on to top step and check in and post remaining cash. 6th Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) Post Run up to winners podium Post Receive ten-minute penalty, then receive and read clue Post Receive and read clue ROADBLOCK: In this Roadblock, the chosen team member must race 1200m against Charla of Amazing Race 5 and All-Stars fame. However, there is a twist; Charla will not only be wearing her trademark Heelys, but she will also be dragged along the racecourse by a pack of greyhound dogs chasing after a rabbit, putting the racers at an immediate disadvantage. However, the team member who is NOT doing the Roadblock can attempt to assist in one of five ways - but they can only try and assist two times along the race course. If the team member beats Charla, then they will receive their next clue - if not, they must wait ten minutes before receiving their clue. If Charla is currently racing, a Charla-Bot will take their place. OTHER TEAM MEMBERS CAN EITHER: 1 - Throw meat to Charla's dogs to distract them. 2 - Strap rockets to partner to boost them on racecourse. 3 - Jump in front of Charla to block her. 4 - Put chewing gum on the race track to clog Charla's Heelys. 5 - Force a knight's suit on to Charla Post Run final 400m (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM) 7th Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227) (Charla: 650m) (Collete: 800m) (Cynthia: 2 actions used) 8th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) (Charla: 800m) (Ax: 400m) (Tobias: 2 actions used) Post Run second 400m (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM)
NickF227		#2759	[-]
Posts: 2884 (05/31/08 3:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Run final 400m No action, of course.
oh ehm gee		#2760	[-]
Posts: 1043 (05/31/08 3:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	run final 400 m

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