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Posts: 2878 (05/31/08 3:22 PM) |
*Taxi to Melbourne Cricket Ground* (-4=8) (1U)
Collete: OMFG MOVE FASTER! Celeste: I really hope Janice gets distracted by some Aussie cock. |
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Posts: 1932 (05/31/08 3:22 PM) Registered user |
*Run final 400m*
Tyra: Janice, do something! She's so far ahead! Janice: Alright, you stumpy little bitch, you're going down. *jumps in front of Charla* Come on, bitch, you better stop, I'll swallow you whole! I've sucked dicks bigger than you! |
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maximillian |
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Posts: 1198 (05/31/08 3:22 PM) |
*Run final 400m*
Melanie: Charla! Thank you for letting me get pass! Charla: Shut up, you dirty whore. You aren't Charla of the World anymore. Melanie: Can I still be Mirna of the World? *blinks* Charla: I'll tell her too. Stop dreaming you bimbo. |
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1699 (05/31/08 3:23 PM) Registered user |
1st Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1)
2nd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 
PIT STOP: Teams must now run up to the winners podium just a few feet away, where Wan & Chung are waiting for them on the top step. Post *Hop on to top step and check in* and post remaining cash. Post *Run up to winners podium* Post *Receive ten-minute penalty, then recevie and read clue* 3rd Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) (Charla: 1200m) (Marvin: 800m) - Receive at 1:24 PM PDT 4th JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) (Charla: 1200m) (JP: 800m) - Receive at 1:24 PM PDT 6th Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) (Charla: 1200m) (Janice: 1200m) - Receive at 1:33 PM PDT Post *Receive and read clue* 5th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) (Charla: 1150m) (Mel: 1200m) 
ROADBLOCK: In this Roadblock, the chosen team member must race 1200m against Charla of Amazing Race 5 and All-Stars fame. However, there is a twist; Charla will not only be wearing her trademark Heelys, but she will also be dragged along the racecourse by a pack of greyhound dogs chasing after a rabbit, putting the racers at an immediate disadvantage. However, the team member who is NOT doing the Roadblock can attempt to assist in one of five ways - but they can only try and assist two times along the race course. If the team member beats Charla, then they will receive their next clue - if not, they must wait ten minutes before receiving their clue. If Charla is currently racing, a Charla-Bot will take their place. OTHER TEAM MEMBERS CAN EITHER: 1 - Throw meat to Charla's dogs to distract them. 2 - Strap rockets to partner to boost them on racecourse. 3 - Jump in front of Charla to block her. 4 - Put chewing gum on the race track to clog Charla's Heelys. 5 - Force a knight's suit on to Charla Post *Run final 400m* (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM) Post *Run second 400m* (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM) Post *Run first 400m* (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM, s'il vous plait) Post *Run to starting line* ROADBLOCK: Who trained on Level 5, Charla? Post *(Team Member) will do the Roadblock!* TEAMS ARE NO LONGER INTERSECTED FROM THIS POINT. Post *Run out of transport and in to middle of field* 4th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) & Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227) |
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yope3041 |
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Posts: 599 (05/31/08 3:23 PM) |
*Run up to winners podium*
JP: Is this post even necessary. Steve: Imagine if you lost while jumping. JP: That would totally blow. Kelcey: That's my line! JP: Who's that? Steve: A boring character of yope's that sucked at racing. JP: Oh, like us... Steve: No, more... JP: Oh! |
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Funkey 01 |
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Posts: 1407 (05/31/08 3:24 PM) |
*Receive ten-minute penalty, then recevie and read clue*
Marvin: Um… Harry, I think we're supposed to be comic relief for the show, not all serious and shit! Harry: Ohhh, I'm just fucking around. *winks at camera*
Voice-over: This dramatic monologue brought to you by ABC's after-school specials, and Wheaties.
Harry: Now move it, grunt!!! We've got to win this leg! |
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NickF227 |
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Posts: 2879 (05/31/08 3:24 PM) |
*Run out of transport and in to middle of field*
Kat, can we do the same action twice? Or no? |
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oh ehm gee |
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Posts: 1038 (05/31/08 3:24 PM) |
*Run out of transport and in to middle of field*
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maximillian |
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Posts: 1199 (05/31/08 3:24 PM) |
*Receive and read clue*
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Nimberlane |
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Posts: 2003 (05/31/08 3:24 PM) |
Coral: *on phone* Ok thanks. *hangs up*
Katie: Who was that? Coral: Our agent. Katie: We have an agent? Coral: Of course. He wanted to tell me that the promo for our new hour-long comedy series is airing right now. Katie: Sweet! Coral: *turns on TV* Announcer: This Fall, comes a show that will change... oh fuck it, here's a montage. *The theme from Party of Five plays while clips of Gil, Katherine, Coral, and Katie having misadventures around Melbourne are shown* Announcer: The Time of Your Life, coming this Fall. God help you if you watch this insanity. Coral: Well I think that was an accurate portrayal. Katie: Yeah, but we need to have Katherine written out of the show. Because she's a fucking bitch. Coral: Oh totally. We'll sweet talk the writers. Well, I will since they're mostly butch lesbians. Katie: Awesome plan. |
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yope3041 |
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Posts: 600 (05/31/08 3:25 PM) |
*Receive ten-minute penalty, then recevie and read clue*
so confused |
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1700 (05/31/08 3:25 PM) Registered user |
1st Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1)
2nd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane)
PIT STOP: Teams must now run up to the winners podium just a few feet away, where Wan & Chung are waiting for them on the top step. Post *Hop on to top step and check in* and post remaining cash. Post *Run up to winners podium* 3rd Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 4th JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) 5th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) Post *Receive ten-minute penalty, then receive and read clue* 6th Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) (Charla: 1200m) (Janice: 1200m) - Receive at 1:33 PM PDT Post *Receive and read clue*
ROADBLOCK: In this Roadblock, the chosen team member must race 1200m against Charla of Amazing Race 5 and All-Stars fame. However, there is a twist; Charla will not only be wearing her trademark Heelys, but she will also be dragged along the racecourse by a pack of greyhound dogs chasing after a rabbit, putting the racers at an immediate disadvantage. However, the team member who is NOT doing the Roadblock can attempt to assist in one of five ways - but they can only try and assist two times along the race course. If the team member beats Charla, then they will receive their next clue - if not, they must wait ten minutes before receiving their clue. If Charla is currently racing, a Charla-Bot will take their place. OTHER TEAM MEMBERS CAN EITHER: 1 - Throw meat to Charla's dogs to distract them. 2 - Strap rockets to partner to boost them on racecourse. 3 - Jump in front of Charla to block her. 4 - Put chewing gum on the race track to clog Charla's Heelys. 5 - Force a knight's suit on to Charla Post *Run final 400m* (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM) Post *Run second 400m* (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM) Post *Run first 400m* (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM, s'il vous plait) Post *Run to starting line* ROADBLOCK: Who trained on Level 5, Charla? Post *(Team Member) will do the Roadblock!* 7th Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227) - only once 8th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) |
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Funkey 01 |
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Posts: 1408 (05/31/08 3:26 PM) |
*Run up to winners podium*
Marvin: Harry, I am really getting sick of you calling me "grunt"! Harry: So what. That's my commando personality. Deal with it, grunt! Marvin: I'm serious! I'm not going to be called "grunt" any more! Harry: What are you going to do about, grunt. My new personality will help us win. Marvin: Fuck you and your new personality! Harry: Fuck me?! Fuck you! |
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maximillian |
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Posts: 1200 (05/31/08 3:26 PM) |
*Run up to winners podium*
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Kitty Pryde1 |
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Posts: 4388 (05/31/08 3:26 PM) |
Katherine: Write ME out of the show? Fuck that. I'll hire an assassin to kill one of you...I haven't decided which.
Gil: Please don't kill Katie... Katherine: But she's so much easier to kill. I mean, she's not bulletproof. Gil: But... Katherine: Plus, no one will mind if the ugly friend gets killed. |
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yope3041 |
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Posts: 601 (05/31/08 3:26 PM) |
*Run up to winners podium*
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NickF227 |
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Posts: 2880 (05/31/08 3:26 PM) |
*Collete will do the Roadblock!*
Celeste: Do it bitch! Collete: I'll do it like Janice does the hobos! Hee! |
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oh ehm gee |
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Posts: 1039 (05/31/08 3:27 PM) |
Ax will do the RB*
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Katsuya |
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Posts: 1701 (05/31/08 3:28 PM) Registered user |
1st Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1)
2nd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane)
PIT STOP: Teams must now run up to the winners podium just a few feet away, where Wan & Chung are waiting for them on the top step. Post *Hop on to top step and check in* and post remaining cash. 3rd Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 4th JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) 5th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) Post *Run up to winners podium* Post *Receive ten-minute penalty, then receive and read clue* 6th Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) (Charla: 1200m) (Janice: 1200m) - Receive at 1:33 PM PDT Post *Receive and read clue*
ROADBLOCK: In this Roadblock, the chosen team member must race 1200m against Charla of Amazing Race 5 and All-Stars fame. However, there is a twist; Charla will not only be wearing her trademark Heelys, but she will also be dragged along the racecourse by a pack of greyhound dogs chasing after a rabbit, putting the racers at an immediate disadvantage. However, the team member who is NOT doing the Roadblock can attempt to assist in one of five ways - but they can only try and assist two times along the race course. If the team member beats Charla, then they will receive their next clue - if not, they must wait ten minutes before receiving their clue. If Charla is currently racing, a Charla-Bot will take their place. OTHER TEAM MEMBERS CAN EITHER: 1 - Throw meat to Charla's dogs to distract them. 2 - Strap rockets to partner to boost them on racecourse. 3 - Jump in front of Charla to block her. 4 - Put chewing gum on the race track to clog Charla's Heelys. 5 - Force a knight's suit on to Charla Post *Run final 400m* (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM) Post *Run second 400m* (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM) Post *Run first 400m* (Other Team Member action? - send the team member action by PM, s'il vous plait) Post *Run to starting line* 7th Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227) 8th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) |
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maximillian |
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Posts: 1201 (05/31/08 3:28 PM) |
*Hop on to top step and check in*
7 remaining Melanie: Oh please, let us get in the Top 3! Cynthia: Yeah, we need it. The money, I mean, since we were such a bore this leg. We need the bonus money this way. |
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