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Mister Peepers |
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ScruffyGuy |
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This is just a small example of a disturbing new trend in baby photography. I was considering asking if any of you had noticed these repulsive pictures in the
homes of family, friends, neighbors, etc. lately.
While I haven't seen "baby in a bag" until now, I have been witness to several unsettling "Mommy and me" portraits. For example, an extreme close-up of baby's innocent, unknowing face... with Mommy's GIGANTIC FOOT pressed up on baby's cheek. Mommy has fat-ass, thick, slightly curled toes that look like hunks of pork flesh. While the photo has been softened with a lens filter and is black and white, the unfortunate viewer can see that Mommy has several weeks worth of layered polish painted over her fungus-infected toenails. Without a doubt, the nail polish must surely be peach or coral. Another photo I saw showed baby stuffed up against a close-up of Mommy's swollen, lactating tits. Though no discharge was present, the mental leap necessary to envision the infant suckling at a hairy nipple isn't hard to make. If you haven't seen this crap yet... just give a week or two. It will be everywhere. It is up to US to stop it. |
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Mister Yuck |
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superguppie |
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For example, an extreme close-up of baby's innocent, unknowing face... with Mommy's GIGANTIC FOOT pressed up on baby's cheek.Vile. Was said foot encased in a flip flop, perchance? That would really add some klazz to an otherwise ghastly photo. |
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SonOfAbraxas |
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More! More!
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Jitensha |
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Klazzy |
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Undertakeress |
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I first thought of the stupid old Hefty Commercials. Hefty Hefty Hefty! |
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superguppie |
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Where is Nightcrawler?
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The Balloon Artist |
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Drop bag into boiling water. Let it steep for about 5 minutes. Add cool water and serve over ice with sugar and lemon
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NlGHTCRAWLER |
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This is the best I can do right now b/c Im sleepy. I'll do better next time.
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SmrtAss |
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Maybe one of the bag 'o baby being lowered into a deep fat fryer. Mmm, fried baby. Very tender.
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SmrtAss |
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Hehe.
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superguppie |
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<3 |
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PassionatePiscesMan |
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Is the bag microwave safe?
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Edinboro |
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