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Miss Alley Shack |
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For hot bald guys, look no further than Mitch Pileggi and Patrick Stewart.
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cardswin5 |
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FuggU wrote: EW! Daughtry's fug and smug! |
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FuggU |
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cardswin5 wrote: ^^^ well maybe Cookie can continue that trend... |
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cardswin5 |
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Cook = not fug but not hott
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FuggU |
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cardswin5 wrote: Fair. |
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cardswin5 |
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yes it is
now all this talk of archuleta's not hotness |
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FuggU |
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Archie's only 17...who knows what he will like when he is in this twenties and luckily he has his mother's looks.
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Miss Alley Shack |
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I just hope he'll be more interesting that Michael Buble when he's in his twenties.
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Claymazement |
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FuggU wrote: � I actually enjoyed that.� My recording of the second half of the show failed and I never got around to watching everything on YouTube.� WTG, Archie. |
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spnintendo |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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I have downloaded all the Archie mp3 tracks and Youtube clips, but I find myself wishing for more Archie. Call me a proud and out cougar, but watching and
listening to Archie's interviews has my inner Mrs Robinson all fired up and ready to go. He may be a blinky-blink gaspy performer with rainbow hands and
magic puppy smiles on stage, but he can definitely give an articulate interview. Get an album out soon, Archie! Momma needs her makin' love music and
Marvin Gaye just ain't cuttin' it anymore...
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hossc |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote: Young (straight) men always look back in shame at the old and tore up hag they fucked in the name of actually getting some. The secret shame is only relieved once they are assured they didn't catch anything from the beast. MAS: Cougar? Pfft..
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highwind44029 |
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Claymazement wrote: Excuse me for feeling the need to have this on every page. |
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FuggU |
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hossc wrote: Actually hossc, it appears this is the more likely scenario. ^^^^ 'Cougars 4 Cook' sign was our first clueNEW YORK (AP) - "Cougars 4 Cook." There it was, on a poster in the "American Idol" audience last week, after David Cook belted Roberta Flack's "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" in the Key of Emo. And that slogan - not to mention the woman who hoisted it - speaks to the 25-year-old singer's popularity with, ahem, women of a certain age. Maybe it's his edgy-yet-mainstream appeal, sly grin, sparkling hazel eyes, facial scruff, love for crossword puzzles, love for his mom and brothers. Or perhaps it's the way he broke down in %!!$@ after his final performance, a rock-anthem arrangement of "The World I Know," which he rebelliously defended from Simon Cowell's criticism. Somewhere down the line, the Midwest-raised former bartender became a sex symbol for scores of women who are practically old enough to be his mom. And clearly, they voted. Linda Sharp, smitten as a schoolgirl, voted 473 times for Cook after Tuesday's final performance show. The 42-year-old married mom used her land-line and cell phone - as well as her three daughters' cell phones - to show support for the singer. "The biggest thing: He's legal, and that goes a long way," said Sharp, who's from Austin, Texas. "He's 25. That's old enough that we can openly ogle him, and we can drool over him, and it doesn't make us feel like we could be his mother." The same couldn't be said for 17-going-on-13 David Archuleta, the kid from Murray, Utah, whose booming, mature voice belies a youthful innocence and humility that, at times, bordered on painful to watch. Cook, by stark contrast, was increasingly self-assured as the year wore on. Sharp writes "Idol" recaps on her blog "Don't Get Me Started," which attracts the soccer-mom set, who've praised the various talents of Cook. After she posted the "Risky Business"-inspired "Guitar Hero" commercial starring Cook, one commenter said: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Need I say more?" Another wrote: "Have I died? Is this heaven? I'll take it!" Apparently these women weren't just smitten with a younger man, they were motivated, too: In a landslide victory, Cook, from Blue Springs, Mo., beat Archuleta by a margin of 12 million votes out of the record 97.5 million cast by viewers. "American Idol" had slipped in the overall ratings this season, but Wednesday's finale was seen by 31.7 million people - about a million more than the year before, according to Nielsen data - suggesting the show swiftly gathered momentum after it boiled down to man vs. boy. And the biggest viewer erosion in season seven was right in Archuleta's voting bloc. Ratings fell 18 percent among women aged 18-34; and 12 percent among teenagers 12-17. Also apparently in Cook's favor: Viewership has risen among people aged 50 and over, and the median age of an "Idol" viewer, once in the mid-30s, is now up to 42. "I'm exposed to the Jonas Brothers and the `High School Musical' crowd and all of that, but as cute as I might think they are, they do make me feel maternal - not hot," Sharp said. "So watching David Cook, I think that's been a huge appeal for thirty/forty/fiftysomethings that 'We're not dead.' We might drive the soccer minivan, (but) we're just picky about what perks us up." Apparently, they can be picky about hair, too. Michael Slezak, a senior writer at Entertainment Weekly magazine, said Cook became "almost unstoppable" after getting rid of that unfortunate comb-forward haircut in the middle of the seventh season. "If someone had told me 14 weeks ago that David Cook would turn out to be this season's sex symbol, I wouldn't have believed it," Slezak said. "He had this hideous mop of hair and he looked a little schlubby and, you know, he was just a very average kind of guy with bad hair ... . Getting that side-part during Dolly Parton week was possibly his best strategic move of the season, even more so than his rearrangement of 'Always Be My Baby.'" With Cook's makeover came growing confidence on stage - and %!!$@. The grainy-voiced rocker recently wept during a show while his older brother, Adam, who is battling advanced brain cancer, sat in the audience. He cried during his hometown visit and the two-part finale. "Another reason women really dig him is he's an emotional guy and he's not afraid to show it," Slezak said. "It's hard to resist the appeal of a grown man crying %!!$@ of joy and not trying to hide it." Anne Ward, 50, of New York City, said she impressed by Cook's "brotherly relationship" with Archuleta and the humility he showed when he didn't react to Cowell's acid-tongued commentary. Also: his frontman mystique. "Here's this guy who sings so great, he crosses genres, and he's vulnerable, but yet, we didn't know a lot about him. And he's sort of soulful when he sings," said Ward, who has downloaded almost all of Cook's "Idol" songs. Ward, a longtime fan of the show, said Cook "looks like a man, and he acts like a man," and knows how to milk the camera - but not in an overt, smarmy way (think Constantine Maroulis in season four). She was initially wowed by his musical skills, but didn't "feel the sex appeal factor" until his emotional performance of "Music of the Night" during Andrew Lloyd Webber week. "It's almost like a courtship," Sharp said of gradual allegiance from other contestants to Cook. "It's been like this slow burn, and all of a sudden our internal 16-year-olds got ignited." The icing on the cake, Sharp said, was Cook's finale duet with ZZ Top - and the "Guitar Hero" commercial aired during the finale, an homage to Tom Cruise's pants-less lip sync to Bob Seger's "Old Time Rock and Roll" in "Risky Business." "We're the ones that salivated so heavily over Tom Cruise in `Risky Business' that he really slid to superstardom on a trail of our spittle," she said. "So to see David Cook - who we're firmly in love with - put into those two things ... I mean, it was just a gift. It was a present." Archuleta did the exact same spot with similar choreography that aired later in the telecast, but it lacked the feral energy and intuition that Cook brought to the role. Cook looked like he knew what he was doing - but the would the angelic Archuleta really rock out in his skivvies if his parents left him home alone? "They're both very talented, but it really boils down to what does it for you: A sexy hot man or Webkinz come to life?" she asked. "Is
your cell phone studded with glitter, or do you just have a regular cell phone like I do?"
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05/23/08 8:33 AM.
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hossc |
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Wow...looks like you jumped up for Porkchop defense lightning fast..but I was addressing MAS.
They both suck, but what is funny is 3-4 years from now, all of these people who've given out their real names in these articles will be a tad embarrassed to be forever "google busted" , much like people I know re: Clay Aiken. Ahem. |
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FuggU |
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hossc wrote: Well I am an Archie...lol and no I am not an ancient one... |
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Miss Alley Shack |
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Oh, ignore hossc, FuggU. That fellow loves to do all these one-shot "witticisms" at me now and then when he's bored and Crappysucks has gone to
bed and can't keep him company. If you watch BB, you may understand what I'm getting if I say that I'm Jen to his Dick. He's an adorable old
coot trying very hard to be rock and roll, keeps Crappysucks company when poor Crappysucks has no one to play with, and makes cute avis for people, so I'm
sure he's actually a sweet Claymate underneath all his prickly facade. Why else would he spend so much time on an AI forum, after all?
(Edited to correct some spellings.)
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05/23/08 9:29 AM.
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April R |
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http://video.accesshollywood.com/player/?id=253935&__source=hottest-videos#videoid=254493
an adorable Archie interview<3 |
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hossc |
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Miss Alley Shack wrote: That would be craggy Evel Dick, toots. I am an enigma wrapped up in denim. I do hope these tards realize you're being sarcastic and fucking with them about your Arch lust. God, I only hope I'm correct. Otherwise, seek
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seaguy |
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Hi Hoss! Get ready for Kathy in a couple weeks! :)
Reminder to Archtards: Friday, May 23 Larry King Live - CNN - Cookie & Archie |
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