Mine was a few years ago, we were on our boat in our
lake in this big sandy bay where tons of people come and tie up boats with each other and hang out and swim and drink and have fun.
This particular day there were about 50 boats there and we had about 8 people on ours. We were watching this
bigger brand new boat trying to come into the bay. On it there is this guy, probably about 40 yrs old, all big gold
chains and hairy chested. HE is with his cougar type wife/GF who was all bleached blonde NJ mall girl hair and in this
skimpy string bikini. They are both strutting around the boat posing, pop music blaring, thinking they are god's gift to this planet. You know the type.
He pulls in about 20 foot from us and goes up to the bow to throw his anchor out. He somehow slips and is about to fall overboard but by the luck of the draw his trunks get caught on a cleat on the bow. He is now hanging upside down, trunks at his ankles all caught up, with his cock an d balls flopping in the wind struggling. His wife/GF starts screaming OMG SOMEBODY HELP, HELP HIM! Drawing everybody's attention to this guy with a super small package. At this point , the whole bay of about 200 people are staring, pointing and laughing their asses off at this guy hanging over the bow of his boat practically naked. A very loud drunken friend of ours in the bow of our boat Pointing and Laughing at this guy not 20 foot from him, you can see the red in the guys face. And his wife is still screaming for help and now he's screaming back at her to shut up.
He finally wiggles outta his trunks and falls into the drink. Everybody is still laughing and he has to climb back on his boat start naked. He climbs up and the whole bay starts clapping. He fetches his trunks and then about 2 minutes later you see the anchor coming up and he !!+%# ass outta there.
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.
What the funniest thing you've seen?
