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 Noodle |
Help me and my noxious ass. |
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Posts: 327 (05/20/08 9:47 PM) |
I have had the worst gas ever for a full two weeks now. And I mean like "What died in the livingroom and who is revving up a chainsaw inside?" type
gas. It's bad. I don't really have gas pains but my poor stomach has been gurgling and distended for the full two weeks now. I haven't changed
anything in my diet really. And seriously, it's been a full two weeks now.
What's wrong with my ass? |
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 The Balloon Artist |
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Posts: 275 (05/20/08 9:49 PM) |
Light a match
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ObservingEgo |
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Posts: 6009 (05/20/08 10:26 PM) Hi, you two!!! : ) : ) |
Dutch-oven the cat. |
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The Balloon Artist |
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Posts: 283 (05/20/08 10:34 PM) |
Less sweet potatoes
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Aunt Pappy |
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Posts: 16082 (05/20/08 10:44 PM) |
Evenin', Noodle.
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Angela in WI |
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Posts: 22592 (05/20/08 10:45 PM) Registered User |
worms? maybe it is a trailer trash thing
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Nonentitled |
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Posts: 594 (05/20/08 10:48 PM) Registered User |
Eh.
Just open a window and let 'er rip. Your neighbors will love you. Honest. |
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Poverteeflatz |
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Posts: 14593 (05/20/08 10:50 PM) Registered user |
butt plug
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pearl casThrillo |
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Posts: 549 (05/20/08 10:53 PM) Registered user |
Abdominal discomfort and bloating may mean you have constipation. |
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The Balloon Artist |
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Posts: 288 (05/20/08 10:59 PM) |
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studentnurse2003 |
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Posts: 1558 (05/21/08 2:08 AM) Registered User |
Maybe you've got C. Diff.?
mwahahahahahahaha |
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trebekah |
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Posts: 552 (05/21/08 2:23 AM) |
If you take beano before, there'll beano gas!
But for real though... have you upped your fiber intake? Because that can cause a lot of gas. |
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Noodle |
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Posts: 338 (06/09/08 10:39 PM) |
So I bought some Fiber One yogurt. Which I wouldn't have done if I realized it was sweetened with aspartame, but whatever. It's got inulin in it for
fiber.
I have had the most ripping smelly afternoon for months. Worse than beans, worse than a quarter cup hummus. I guess I won't see that on their ads. My 6 pack had 3 vanilla and 3 peach and the vanilla tasted like peach. |
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goner1 |
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Posts: 4893 (06/09/08 10:42 PM) Registered User |
Sounds like a nipple infection.
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survivorjb2003 |
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Posts: 5605 (06/09/08 10:51 PM) Registered user |
studentnurse2003 wrote: Yes, because explosive diarrhea with sticky mucus is EXACTLY LIKE gas. I guess anyone can become a nurse in Canada. |
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goner1 |
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Posts: 4896 (06/09/08 10:57 PM) Registered User |
It's true.
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Loki |
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Posts: 14031 (06/09/08 10:57 PM) Monkey school dropout |
why would you bump this ASS THREAD?
obviously no one cared that much to keep it going |
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