lei wrote:
Thank you all for bracing me for what sounds totally nauseatingly unbearable. At least when I watch this shit (4 hours till it airs here) I'll be thinking of your angry molten phonebook screams of fury and knowing I'm not alone.
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He aint winning it. But it would be double irony, since he didn't even wanna try out for it originally.
lei wrote: Thank you all for bracing me for what sounds totally nauseatingly unbearable. At least when I watch this shit (4 hours till it airs here) I'll be thinking of your angry molten phonebook screams of fury and knowing I'm not alone.
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When Achuleta wins tomorrow night it will be another singer heading to Broadway. The guy sucks. He can't sing anything but ballards.
He dances like mummy on crack and has a smile that looks like the Joker. No charisma at all. Can't wait to hear to dumb-ass hound dog laugh.
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I'm pretty sure I may have said this before, but if De-Chile wins, Cookie's fans might want to prepare themselves for the possibility that he'll be sent along on post-Idol interviews as De-Chile's runner-up/sidekick. Preemptive, ugh. |
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Does anyone think there's something else going on the side that is making them want Archuleta to win?
Besides the teeny-bopper Miley Cyrusism that Archuleta apparently posseses, I wonder if Cook hasn't gotten TONS of offers already where he wasn't supposed to get until after a few months. Possibly better offers than Idol would be able to provide so instead of fighting it, they are sending him on his way. Or perhaps he needs more time with his brother and if he needs to miss some of the tour, it's better that he isn't the headlining winner. Or still, maybe he doesn't truly want to be the winner. He is terribly awkward singing campy sh!t with the other wide-eyed idols except for Carly and Michael who look similarly uncomfortable. |
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I still think Idol wants Cook to win and that he will probably win.
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Double post. Hate YUKU.
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I just like David Cook.. Archie's dad really turns me off of him.. I was rooting for him in the beginning only because of his age but now I have seen over
the weeks that he really is one dimensional.. He can't sing anything but a ballad with conviction.. he isn't versatile enough to garnish my vote..
Cookie on the other hand is versatile and talented.. And it boils down to who do I want to shell out $$ for album wise.. I wouldn't pay $$ for Archies
music nor do I want to listen to it.. I think it has been the tweeners and ancients who have been voting for him.. Remember it is a talent competition but
unfortunately it has turned into a popularity vote.. I think that the judges should be the ones who actually vote for the winner not the public.. ..But then
again if Archie does win he will end up a has been like um uh er oh yah, taylor hicks...
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Random Musings:
- Funny that when they showed the 'AI royalty' in the opening montage, they showed Kelly, Carrie and Daughtry - you know, the 5th runner up. They couldnt show the other fucknuts that won and did jackshit - Archie does ballads. Shocker. - Imagine - first of all, doing a song you've already done should be verboten. That's cheating. And I will present a swift kick to the 'nads to the first person who tells me how 'beautiful' that song is - it's a commie douchebag song with an asshole message. 'Imagine no possessions' - a line written by an incredibly wealthy man with a shitload of possessions. Yawn. - Guitar - Cook played guitar on two songs. He had to make sure he didnt fuck up his lyrics, his intonation or his two chords. He should have gotten kudos for that. Archie just stood in cement and sang his dopey songs. - Range - as Cook proved in the ending of the last tune, he can actually hit some high notes. Archie has no vocal range - one tone the whole way through. - The Phone Book - thanks to Randy, I'm dedicating my life to ridding the world of phonebooks. Fuck pollution and smog - I want no phone books. That way, I wont have to worry about Archie singing it to me. - Lame Celebrities - so we saw Luke Perry's old ass, but where was the gaggle of loser celebrities? - Makeup - Ryan's guy-liner was creeping me out. - Songwriters - fuck me gently with a table saw, what awful shite these 'songwriters' produce. It reminds me of some fake shit that the South Park guys would write (only theirs are better and more catchy) - 'Only a woman....is allowed to do what you're doin' right now. All I ask is that you're a woman'..... |
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Thought you were quitting the show last week fantard when your favorite got voted off. There goes whatever bit of credibilty you ever had right out the window.
i knew you were a fucking liar anyways
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Sigvold, LOVED that Pork Chop video!!! I HATE him so much.
AMAI, I'm voting on two phones for David Cook. I've got you covered! |
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ustrasana |
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MrWhitefolks I agree with everything you posted and think you should post it elsewhere. :)
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I hate both Davids, but if I had to call it, then the lesser of the two evils gets it. So, who is it? The overindulged Mormon with the daddy issues, or the
ugly rocker with personality-minus? In my humble opinion, it's the overindulged Mormon with daddy issues who will take the crown. And yet, it only shows
you what sloppy seconds this season has been. Seriously. The cast of Dancing with the Stars, Cycle 6 is a lot more talented and personable than these bitches.
David Starsearchuleta may win the crown and the contract, but he is NOT THE next American Idol. The real American Idol didn't even make the semifinals,
IMHO. Josiah Leming, are you hearing me? You are the REAL winner of this sucker.
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Survivor Boy |
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Syesha should've won, this shit is LAME.
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MrWhiteFolks wrote: I agree with much of this, but for the record, Daughtry!!!11!!! actually is third runner up, coming in fourth his season. |
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Survivor Boy wrote: dumbest.post.ever. |
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lucky wench |
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I loved ALW on the show tonight. The fight stuff was stupid, but I loved that he came back and worked with the Davids. Very cool.
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Songwriters - fuck me gently with a table saw, what awful shite these 'songwriters' produce. It reminds me of some fake shit that the South Park guys would write (only theirs are better and more catchy) - 'Only a woman....is allowed to do what you're doin' right now. All I ask is that you're a woman'.....Seriously! All through Cook's 2nd song all I heard was "We're going to need a montage (montage)-Ooh it takes a montage (montage)" Semencrust got his guyliner as a wedding favor from that douche in that emo band who spewed in Asslee Simpleton thereby increasing the need for breeding permits. The best parts of this season were Paula's addled fuck-up, Simon's WTF face at the red haired transexual, and Annie Lennox. |
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Claymazement |
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The best parts of this season were Paula's addled fuck-up, Simon's WTF face at the red haired transexual, and Annie Lennox. Except for omitting a ton of great Cook performances, I think you summed up the season's highlights very nicely. |
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The opening of the show with the boxing metaphor was so annoying that I wanted to stop watching then and there. And then they continued it throughout the
night! Ugh!!! Randy surpassed himself and reached a new level of idiocy (and I'm not just referring to him thinking it is 2007…). Paula was as silly and
vapid as she has ever been, and I nearly got whiplash from how drastically Simon switched sides and threw David Cook under the bus. Still, it was a fairly
satisfying night. Why? Because both idols took the opportunity to really show who they are… As a result, I'm going to stray from my normal format and just
talk about that.
David Cook is a good singer. He is not the best singer in this competition, at least not technically. However, he makes up for that with simple authenticity and artistry. He has a rare ability to make each song he does feel like it was written for him. When he covers a song, you can almost forget about the original version entirely. His confidence and honesty serve him well. Round 1, he took an incredibly well-known, classic song by arguably the best band ever and wasn't intimidated by it. He made it his own. In doing so, he didn't just embellish or rearrange melodies out of vanity or even seemingly out of a strategic desire to win. He just sang the song the way he felt it because he wanted that performance to be true to the music and true to himself. In round 2, he actually made a baddish song sound like a real song, and he made the melody memorable. It wasn't a "wow" performance, but it was solid. In round 3, he picked a song that is not obviously designed as a showcase for personal aggrandizement and just gave himself over to it. In short, he served the music - he didn't use the music to serve him. I give him props for that. David Archuleta proved tonight that he IS, at least technically, the best singer in the competition. He had his personal high point in round 1 and performed with more comfort and ease than we've seen from him thus far. His tone was, in a word, glorious. Does he have the passion or the depth to truly service this song? No. But he showed that he does have more passion and depth than I have previously suspected. And I congratulate him for not going overboard and showing off. In round 2, he took a treacly, baddish song, but used it well as a showcase for his vocals. I don't remember the song at all. I don't remember the name. I don't remember the melody. I don't remember any of the lyrics except the "reflection/perfection" one they hammered home. What I do remember, though, is that he sounded great singing it. He used the song very effectively as a showcase for his voice. I was disappointed in him in round 3. I think he oversang the song, threw in too many runs, and changed the melody more than was necessary. He would have been better off singing it as simply and purely as it was written. Still, given what his objective was with the song, he pulled it off. It's not to my taste, but there is no denying the skill with which he pulled it off… In short, I don't think there is a "wrong" winner this year. We have two very different finalists. One is a consummate vocalist and the other one is a true artist. In my mind, David Archuleta is a karaoke king who doesn't necessarily bring anything apart from amazing vocals to his songs. David Cook is also a strong vocalist, but more importantly, he brings himself to every song he sings. Sometimes he sings amazingly and sometimes he sings adequately, but in every performance, we see him and through him, we see the song in a new way. As I've said, Archuleta is brilliant at karaoke. But I'm far less interested in karaoke than I am in originality and personality. On the other hand, to my way of thinking, Carrie Underwood was also a karaoke master. Yet with the right material, she has proven herself to be a powerful force in music. Some of her music (by the power of the writing as much as from what she brings to it) is even good… David Cook is more like Kelly Clarkson to me. There may not be the same level of polish or perfection there, but there is real heart and character. I've always preferred Kelly over Carrie. Similarly, I choose Cook over Archuleta. In doing so, though, I still pay tremendous respect to Archuleta's inimitable skill as a singer. |
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DrewB, that was a very well-thought-out, excellent post. I enjoyed it, and even agreed with most of it. wtg
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