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Buggles73 |
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Oh he's definitely dead.
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Endofthread |
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Did you get him a cactus and ssts'ed ?
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pie123452001 |
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Was he Irish? Them Irish know how to party their dead.
I've never been to an Irish wake or memorial. But I've seen it in the movies so it must be true. |
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itsakat |
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you know those memorials people run in the obits?
first it's "on Tuesday last our dear shmoopy shuffled off this mortal coil to be with the baby Jesus blah blah blah" then it's "'twas a month ago today you were taken from us, blah blah blah" then it's "has it really been a year since the angels spirited you away in their feathery embrace blah blah blah?" and on an on and on. they do it for the attention, you know. And the casseroles. |
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Anne Boleyn |
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Was there a dwarf at the first memorial service?
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Jakob Speed |
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I became the Blacksheep of the family last week. My last grandparent died and I refused to go to her funeral.
She was a fucking asshole to everyone. I heard about every relative rewriting history and nominating her evil spawn self for sainthood. I wouldn't dishonor my hatred of her evil. My wife went and thought I was being cold. She never knew her. My Bro-in-law knew her and we both toasted the witches exit from earth, thus making it a better place. |
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Penelope McBagpipe |
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got on the lucky one, came in like 10 to 1
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JVL58 |
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maybe they are celebrating his birthday.
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SmrtAss |
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Maybe they're serving bacon and eggs, just for you, Buggles.
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2old4MTV |
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Is this about Ted Kennedy?
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Buggles73 |
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I just emailed him to tell him we couldn;t attend. And that we are sorry, that he is DEAD.
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hwamf |
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You e-mailed a dead guy? Thats weird. |
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darlingal |
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Some famous Christian singer's kid died. His older son backed over her in the driveway.
I assume the son is grounded from the car. |
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Hamdingers |
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I guess if God was his co-pilot, He was trying to find a radio station.
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nedloh3 |
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Somebody teach Bug the "Somebody's stupid" code & have him change the title of this thread.
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Buggles73 |
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Actually , merkyl was close........they're having a Fish Fry party w/ live music & beverages!!!
:rolleyes |
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bubbs72 |
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Hamdingers wrote: Jeebus took the wheel.... |
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StarringAmy |
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When people you love die, you forever remember them in your heart for the love and your brains for the memories. You keep them alive in your heart while moving
on. Don't think of their death, think of their life. <3 And saying it's time to move on is a fucked up thing to say, because having those memories
of them should forever be in your heart and mind and help you grow in your life.
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merkyl |
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That's beautiful, Amy, can I use that?
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OuijaBroad |
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Wow... that was like a Celine Dion song.
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