I LUV TIJUANA wrote:
Ugliest.picture.ever.![]()
Coming from someone that likes Saleisha.
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ANDand19 |
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I LUV TIJUANA wrote: Coming from someone that likes Saleisha.
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ericartman |
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^ ^ ^ ^ ^
It's just as bad to say that that is one of the best CG photos ever. All I can think of when I see that photo is horse teeth and schnoz. Nobody said Jenah was fugly, they said it was a bad picture, which I agree it is. |
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Drew B |
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ericartman wrote:
What about "granny hair"? |
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SurvivorFanGP |
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It may be a sucky shot, but it's better than Saleisha's and Chantals, at the very least. Even with granny hair and horse teeth exposed to the max, she
pwned those two who can't take a good picture half the time for shit.
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Jocelyn84 |
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Jelloshot-
The full body shot of Whitney with Tyra was posted on this thread, I would search 10-15 pages back...it was posted around the next day after Whitney won. Just look at the pages right after the finale. |
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LKMOSCAR |
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SurvivorFanGP wrote: Chantal wasn't that bad. The picture of her with the car, as a gargoyle, her Great Wall shots, were all very good. Saleisha, on the other hand, had, what, her.......(I seriously can't think of a damn thing)? Oh, by the way, Saleisha DID, however, have the best CG shot of that final 3. |
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Drew B |
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LKMOSCAR wrote:
X Her shoulder was a bit funky, but her face looked great. I think it was that picture and the fact that she was by far the best runway walker of any of the girls that garnered her the win. |
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Jocelyn84 |
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Drew B wrote:
She could have flunked both tests and they would have found a reason to make her win. Like, "Wow, look how positive and sunny her attitude always is in panel! What a role model!" If she wasn't eliminated for countless crappy photo shoots, believe me, it wasn't just because of the final picture and runway that she won. Better models than her were eliminated for bullshit reasons. We all know that season was pre-determined. She just happened to do decently on the final exam, but either way, it wouldn't have mattered. |
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Drew B |
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I disagree. In no week was hers the worst picture, nor was her performance overall the worst of that week. She skimmed around in the middle, occasionally
flirting with the bottom, but was never the very worst. Towards the end, she managed to do better for at least one week than people who are actually more
modelesque than her. Lisa fucked up. Heather fucked up. Jenah fucked up (that hideous CG pic)... Bianca and Chantal sucked even more than Saleisha did... The
way the show works, I don't think the Saleisha win was so out of left field. The judges are free to evaluate week to week. They do not HAVE to look at who
has overall the best body of work until the end...
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Savvy Ignoramus |
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Flower shot. Look at it. Even Victoria's twisted, non-airbrushed neck looked better than that hot mess. There was nothing special about Saleisha and, even
if there was a last minute glimmer of promise, it didn't warrant her winning the prize. It doesn't even matter arguing about it, either. It's over
and we'll see how much work Saleisha gets as a model in the real world. I'm hoping now that her MLAACG segments are gone, she can finally just sink
back into obscurity.
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SurvivorFanGP |
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Drew B wrote: Uhm. Pretty much every one of Saleisha's pictures minus the first two gave an excuse to eliminate her.
Her flower shoot was the worst. She looked like a fucking video slut in her gargoyle one. Her recycle shot was one of the worst, despite the judges being on crack and calling her first for it. And she didn't do anything special in the commercial at all. They bashed Chantal for doing the same thing she did. Don't even get me started on her first CG shot. I would've told that bitch to walk out the door the second that picture came up. Point blank, Jenah/Lisa/Heather/Ebony/Chantal would all make better models than she would. She hasn't done squat since her commercial. |
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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Best picture, my ass. |
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Jocelyn84 |
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Drew B wrote: How did Lisa fuck up? I'm not being sarcastic, I honestly just can't remember her doing really badly at anything. If I remember correctly, the
judges were beating down on her because of her confidence?
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ANDand19 |
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ericartman wrote: You can't tell she has big teeth in the shot. She doesn't have a big nose. The hair isn't her fault. Saleisha looked like a little boy.
Chantal's styling was bad as well. I just really like the shot. And everyone knows the molerat is Holly. Durr
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SurvivorFanGP |
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They really need to cut the "confidence"/"personality" bullshit. Confidence or a good personality doesn't mean shit if you don't
actually look like a model or take good enough pictures to reasonably be a print model. (Saleisha.)
They're basically saying someone like Joan Rivers could walk into an agency and get booked for a swimsuit ad because she has a "bubbly spirit" about her or whatever the heck Tyra rants about. |
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Savvy Ignoramus |
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You know, I've been watching this damn show for 10 cycles and I don't even care if it's a mockery of a modeling show. I don't even care if
it's a personality contest. What I do hate about this show is that, despite it being a personality contest, vapid cunts like Translene, Saleishit, and
Fatney win, when there were girls in there respective seasons (and even standing right next to them in the final 2--ala Anya) with much better modeling ability
AND better personalities. But I'm still watching cause I lurve me some trainwrecks.
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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Tell me please then, who the FUCK was better then Jaslene that season?!?
No one. Thank you, next question please. |
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chronic |
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Hm, seems we're already into talk about past seasons, lol.
Saleisha sucked. But I do feel that she wouldn't have been quite so hated without that ridiculous haircut. Even though you'd think it's generate some sympathy, and it's clearly not her fault, dunno, something about that haircut was just so completely obnoxious, couldn't help but dislike her for having to look at it. I think the same is true with Whitney and her busted weave (the colour, as putrid as it was, was the least of the things wrong with it). Not saying I wouldn't still dislike her, but for some reason, that makeover just made her that much more annoying. |
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Savvy Ignoramus |
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Right. I was actually thinking that when I pressed 'post'. I think I just wanted to use the word Translene. Rolls off the tongue nicely. I actually
thought Jaslene was quite good, but there were some iffy cuts like whatsherface Baby Tyra. Anyway, you're right. Jaslene was mostly quite photogenic.
eta: Baby Tyra=Felicia
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GrenadeJumper85 |
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Saleisha's makeover has to be one of the the top, if not THE top, worst makeover/haircut ever. It made her look like Toadette from the Mushroom Kingdom.
They should have made it more Rihanna-esque, with the long front and the short back.
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