Carrie Underwood to Release New Album October 23!

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Shyster		#3541	[-]
Posts: 842 (05/20/08 12:25 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Hey, seen Yelly on any red carpet lately? No? Get used to it keltards! Carrie is so friking popular that it's bugging the shit out of you all. While Carrie endorsed anything and everything of significance, Yelly in on the verge of endorsing Overeaters Anonymous! Yelly is the poster child for chubby girls everywhere. See, look at me! You too can have a successful career only to see it shot down the tubes because of being overhyped and a big head! I write my own songs! Shitty songs but there ALL MINE!!!! IloveFatChicks, still wondering who from season one will show up at the finale? I'm thinking Justin G and Tamyra since Yelly's gone all Anti-Hollywood all! Last Edited By: Shyster 05/20/08 12:29 AM. Edited 2 times.
Tigershere		#3542	[-]
Posts: 3725 (05/20/08 12:29 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kelly has enough ass for both of them and one or two more girls fucking chubby chasers and she should be easy to catch being fat and slow and no man's chasing her Rosie might knock your ass down trying to get to her though so be warned
Tigershere		#3543	[-]
Posts: 3726 (05/20/08 12:44 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shyster wrote: Hey, seen Yelly on any red carpet lately? No? Get used to it keltards! Carrie is so friking popular that it's bugging the shit out of you all. While Carrie endorsed anything and everything of significance, Yelly in on the verge of endorsing Overeaters Anonymous! Yelly is the poster child for chubby girls everywhere. See, look at me! You too can have a successful career only to see it shot down the tubes because of being overhyped and a big head! I write my own songs! Shitty songs but there ALL MINE!!!! IloveFatChicks, still wondering who from season one will show up at the finale? I'm thinking Justin G and Tamyra since Yelly's gone all Anti-Hollywood all! I would think the free food would be enough to attract her so it must be lack of invites No red carpet walks for her at award shows but she's probably been munching some It is odd that her career is 'over' yet she just won the female vocalist award last night. Feb she won another Grammy and someone lost one, oh what was her name. She is on covers it seems every month. This year so far Glamour, In Style, Shape and Country mag covers.....yea that's the sign no one wants you is to get you on their cover with featured articles The end of her career sure is one busy one! and that ole Opry deal is such a bummer. Faith and LeAnn must be so glad Carrie got that and they didn't it's such a shitty achievement in ones career....one that's what, 3 years old ?
Shyster		#3544	[-]
Posts: 846 (05/20/08 1:12 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/05/19/carrie-underwood-jonas-brothers/ Jonas Brothers performing as well. WAIT! Does that mean the list of peforming slots are getting smaller and smaller that Yelly wouldn't get a chance to perform even if she were to get invited? I'm sure Yelly will sing one of her smash current hits, wait I take that back. She has NO current hit single since Breakaway! Maybe she could sing BOY again. Work it girl! Squeeze the life out of that song like there's no tommorrow, literally! Is REBA available Wednesday? Last Edited By: Shyster 05/20/08 1:14 AM. Edited 1 times.
borules		#3545	[-]
Posts: 1136 (05/20/08 2:02 AM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shyster wrote: Hey, seen Yelly on any red carpet lately? No? Get used to it keltards! Carrie is so friking popular that it's bugging the shit out of you all. While Carrie endorsed anything and everything of significance, Yelly in on the verge of endorsing Overeaters Anonymous! Yelly is the poster child for chubby girls everywhere. See, look at me! You too can have a successful career only to see it shot down the tubes because of being overhyped and a big head! I write my own songs! Shitty songs but there ALL MINE!!!! IloveFatChicks, still wondering who from season one will show up at the finale? I'm thinking Justin G and Tamyra since Yelly's gone all Anti-Hollywood all! Carrie is doing commercials for a product that Liv Tyler is doing commercials for. Now here's an honest question: did you know Liv Tyler was still alive ?
borules		#3546	[-]
Posts: 1137 (05/20/08 2:04 AM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ILovegreeneyes wrote: I think Carrie's had some cosmetic surgery done. Her face looks so different.... and it's not just the weight loss... the structure looks different. Could be, but I think all of the major weightloss has brought out the bones in her face. Very unhealthy, her ass bones are really disturbing.
borules		#3547	[-]
Posts: 1138 (05/20/08 2:07 AM) I need a life Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I wonder if Clive will try to skew Carrie's #'s for Carnival Adventures Weds. night to avoid saying expectations haven't been met ? Fucking hillarious if they give her a 3 times platinum plaque when the world knows she won't reach that level in sales....ever...again.
Tigershere		#3548	[-]
Posts: 3727 (05/20/08 2:43 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	borules wrote: I wonder if Clive will try to skew Carrie's #'s for Carnival Adventures Weds. night to avoid saying expectations haven't been met ? Fucking hillarious if they give her a 3 times platinum plaque when the world knows she won't reach that level in sales....ever...again. CR will do that Bo in his life might sell 3 million if he releases 4 or 5 more albums. That's what it would take at the current rate of his sales anus brothers are on idol, fuck me.....god damn tweeners and it's why that david a is going to win this fucking show
ILovegreeneyes		#3549	[-]
Posts: 5009 (05/20/08 5:22 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Shyster wrote: Carrie is so friking popular that it's bugging the shit out of you all. While Carrie endorsed anything and everything of significance, Yelly in on the verge of endorsing Overeaters Anonymous! you do realize that Carrie has just recently signed on to endorse Vitamin Water right?...newsflash Kelly's been doing that for OVER a year..... Kelly also has Ford endorsements. So far NOTHING that Carrie has done is better than what Kelly has already done.... until that happens the claim of jealousy just falls flat and makes you sound stupid.... If the reason I post in this thread is that I'm bothered by Carrie and her success, what is the reason you post in Kelly's threads? uh huh... perhaps I just hate Carrie like you seem to hate Kelly...no ulterior motive needed.... and no big mystery either... It is funny how you and tiger KEEP bring Kelly up as a deflection of what is said about Carrie... so I guess that means Kelly has three threads here on sucks
texsinger		#3550	[-]
Posts: 378 (05/20/08 7:28 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How long will it be before Carrie's insecurities forces her to have bust implants so she doesn't keep looking like this?
fannypackwearer		#3551	[-]
Posts: 583 (05/20/08 7:32 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	NASHVILLE - (May 19, 2008) - The newest member of the Grand Ole Opry, Carrie Underwood, will return to the American Idol stage to perform on Wednesday, May 21 for the season 7 finale show fresh off her second consecutive win as Top Female Vocalist at the Academy of Country Music Awards. Underwood will perform her current co-written smash hit "Last Name." Underwood is currently headlining her "Carnival Ride Tour" with special guest Josh Turner. Her current album CARNIVAL RIDE, which contains the 1 co-written smash hits "So Small" and "All-American Girl" and also the co-written hit that is currently climbing the charts, "Last Name," was certified double-platinum within 2 months of its release. Her debut album, SOME HEARTS, was recently certified 7x-Platinum, becoming the best-selling solo female country debut in RIAA history. With this certification, SOME HEARTS also surpasses all other releases as the all-time U.S. top-selling album by any American Idol contestant. There ya go boSUCKS....LN will be #1 soon as well...it's #6 right now...
Who Made Who 2		#3552	[-]
Posts: 597 (05/20/08 9:44 AM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The Jonas Brothers are performing on the finale? I'm sorry, but they SUCKED HARD ASS on DWTS. They sucked! Bad! Horrid! But whatever. I'm also very very tired of Carrie. Tired of seeing pics of her, tired of seeing her on my TV and tired of hearing her on my radio. Sorry. Oversaturated much? Enough already. I guess I just don't understand why everything is being thrown at her in the span of 2 years. I also don't get the Taylor Swift love cuz, well, she absolutely sucks. Now Kellie Picker I like.
ILovegreeneyes		#3553	[-]
Posts: 5010 (05/20/08 11:22 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	fannypackwearer wrote: NASHVILLE - (May 19, 2008) - The newest member of the Grand Ole Opry, Carrie Underwood, will return to the American Idol stage to perform on Wednesday, May 21 for the season 7 finale show fresh off her second consecutive win as Top Female Vocalist at the Academy of Country Music Awards. Underwood will perform her current co-written smash hit "Last Name." Underwood is currently headlining her "Carnival Ride Tour" with special guest Josh Turner. Her current album CARNIVAL RIDE, which contains the 1 co-written smash hits "So Small" and "All-American Girl" and also the co-written hit that is currently climbing the charts, "Last Name," was certified double-platinum within 2 months of its release. Her debut album, SOME HEARTS, was recently certified 7x-Platinum, becoming the best-selling solo female country debut in RIAA history. With this certification, SOME HEARTS also surpasses all other releases as the all-time U.S. top-selling album by any American Idol contestant. There ya go boSUCKS....LN will be #1 soon as well...it's #6 right now... certified double platinum two months after it's release and yet it hasn't even reached 2.1 million in sales 7 months later.... that doesn't bode well for the longevity of this CD that's for sure. I'd be surprised if it reaches 3 million at this point... It might be certified triple platinum, which the carriefans can crow about til they are blue in the face but the soundscan numbers won't bolster that accomplishment..just like SH is certified 7 times platinum and still needs another half-million in sales to actually reach that tally. That is the main reason I disagree with certifications based on shipments instead of actual sales...it's way too misleading...if it were only a couple 100K or whatever, fine... but to be half-million away? that's ridiculous IMO... Last Name isn't moving many albums at this point so getting to #1 on country don't mean much obviously......look at AAG for example..it got to #1 and Carrie's sales are still lukewarm at best. she literally needs Last Name to cross over like BHC did to save this album from the sophmore slump that it's clearly suffering from. Who, I think a lot of people are sick of Carrie...it's showing in her sales of CR....
Shyster		#3554	[-]
Posts: 847 (05/20/08 11:48 AM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The only ones sick are Kelbots. Understandable since Yelly is insignificant in the music and pop culture biz lately. LN about to cross to pop. More exposure, more Carrie on your radio stations soon, more kelbots heads exploding! ILovegreeneyes wrote: fannypackwearer wrote: NASHVILLE - (May 19, 2008) - The newest member of the Grand Ole Opry, Carrie Underwood, will return to the American Idol stage to perform on Wednesday, May 21 for the season 7 finale show fresh off her second consecutive win as Top Female Vocalist at the Academy of Country Music Awards. Underwood will perform her current co-written smash hit "Last Name." Underwood is currently headlining her "Carnival Ride Tour" with special guest Josh Turner. Her current album CARNIVAL RIDE, which contains the 1 co-written smash hits "So Small" and "All-American Girl" and also the co-written hit that is currently climbing the charts, "Last Name," was certified double-platinum within 2 months of its release. Her debut album, SOME HEARTS, was recently certified 7x-Platinum, becoming the best-selling solo female country debut in RIAA history. With this certification, SOME HEARTS also surpasses all other releases as the all-time U.S. top-selling album by any American Idol contestant. There ya go boSUCKS....LN will be #1 soon as well...it's #6 right now... certified double platinum two months after it's release and yet it hasn't even reached 2.1 million in sales 7 months later.... that doesn't bode well for the longevity of this CD that's for sure. I'd be surprised if it reaches 3 million at this point... It might be certified triple platinum, which the carriefans can crow about til they are blue in the face but the soundscan numbers won't bolster that accomplishment..just like SH is certified 7 times platinum and still needs another half-million in sales to actually reach that tally. That is the main reason I disagree with certifications based on shipments instead of actual sales...it's way too misleading...if it were only a couple 100K or whatever, fine... but to be half-million away? that's ridiculous IMO... Last Name isn't moving many albums at this point so getting to #1 on country don't mean much obviously......look at AAG for example..it got to #1 and Carrie's sales are still lukewarm at best. she literally needs Last Name to cross over like BHC did to save this album from the sophmore slump that it's clearly suffering from. Who, I think a lot of people are sick of Carrie...it's showing in her sales of CR....
Shyster		#3555	[-]
Posts: 850 (05/20/08 12:05 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Nice to see ROLLING STONE picked up the article for it's viewers to see. According to a recent poll, Carrie Underwood was voted the all-time most popular American Idol winner, grabbing 54 percent of the vote to beat out second-place finisher Kelly Clarkson. http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2008/05/19/idol-poll-reveals-carried-underwood-most-popular-jason-castro-most-overrated/
Shyster		#3556	[-]
Posts: 851 (05/20/08 12:10 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	How long does Yelly's obsessive eating of hotdogs, doughnuts and pork rinds make her look like Kirsty? Oh wait, bad camera angle. texsinger wrote: How long will it be before Carrie's insecurities forces her to have bust implants so she doesn't keep looking like this?
Tigershere		#3557	[-]
Posts: 3728 (05/20/08 12:17 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Carrie could drop two or three more singles off of this album into Xmas and a year from now It easily can and will hit 3 million I still think Just a Dream is the song that will be released for grammy potential even if it's for 2009 What about IKYW ? I have read a few of the haters here even say they like that song. Can you imagine swift singing that live..... :X One things for sure I hope something else is on TV when the Anus brothers take the stage. Do they need to be pimped out more. I bet Perez already has his lube out since he found out they are performing. Between them and Miley I am so over their asses. Fuck she performed two songs on Idol gives back and I can't see any 6 to 15 year olds calling in with their credit cards to donate!
fannypackwearer		#3558	[-]
Posts: 584 (05/20/08 1:16 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	The only ones sick are Kelbots Very true. and other AI fantards of course..... If people where sick of her why does she keep getting endorsements and mag covers?.
Tigershere		#3559	[-]
Posts: 3728 (05/20/08 2:00 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	fannypackwearer wrote: The only ones sick are Kelbots Very true. and other AI fantards of course..... If people where sick of her why does she keep getting endorsements and mag covers?. 54% of over a million voters seem to be sick of everyone but her A poll of 1200 or so drives politics so this is as accurate as any polling if not more Ads want her, mags want her, awards shows want her to perform yea that's signs of someone people are tired of, no that would be Yelly Last Edited By: Tigershere 05/20/08 2:05 PM. Edited 1 times.
ILovegreeneyes		#3560	[-]
Posts: 5013 (05/20/08 2:35 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Tigershere wrote: fannypackwearer wrote: The only ones sick are Kelbots Very true. and other AI fantards of course..... If people where sick of her why does she keep getting endorsements and mag covers?. 54% of over a million voters seem to be sick of everyone but her A poll of 1200 or so drives politics so this is as accurate as any polling if not more Ads want her, mags want her, awards shows want her to perform yea that's signs of someone people are tired of, no that would be Yelly Yep Carrie is in demand... Let's see how that works Kelly was in demand 2005/2006 Carrie is in demand 2007/2008 big fucking deal. you bitches act like Kelly's never been EXACTLY where Carrie is right this minute! Kelly did it before Carrie...I get your excitement...it's very heady stuff seeing your favorite all over the place...and having so many people think she's the shiz...but do you think that it's gonna last forever for Carrie? really?! do the names Shania, Faith, Martina, Gretchen, etc. mean nothing to you? Carrie is hot shit right now... she's getting it all in now cuz she is smart enough to know that it's all gonna end sooner rather than later... The difference between Kelly and Carrie is that Carrie is actually working her ass off to keep her name in the spotlight with magazine covers, endorsement deals (which is kind of ironic cuz when Kelly started doing that people said she was whoring herself out for $$...wonder why Carrie is doing it?) whereas Kelly was quite content to step back after she won her Grammy's and pull the plug on Breakaway..she never did another promo spot for that CD..she never once promoted her last single Walk-Away and it still went top 10...... do you think Carrie would have the balls to do what Kelly has done? I don't... I do wonder what you'll cling to when Carrie's moment in the sun is over. It's gonna happen... it's already starting and you all know it otherwise you wouldn't feel so defensive when it comes to up and coming artists like Taylor Swift.

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