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Secret Survivor Diaries REVEALED!!!!
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Posts: 176 (05/20/08 1:13 PM) |
THANKS FOR MY BOOT!!! I'M LIVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posts: 4037 (05/20/08 1:13 PM) Registered user |
Dear Diary, One week has passed since the big reveal, and I'm still beating myself up. 2 times in a row I made the Final 2/final 3 and yet I just can't simply get the Jury to vote for me. Why don't they like me? I am certainly not ugly, I don't think. The jury just simply don't get that I am just a nice girl and I do not like to backstab.... Oh well... gotta go now....running late for the photoshoot.... p.s. I'M LIVID!!!! (Livid) Amanda
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Posts: 5567 (09/01/08 12:00 PM) Registered User |
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Posts: 17709 (09/01/08 12:47 PM) >: | |
Dear Diary,
Well, it has happened. CBS released our cast photos, and I'm already sick of people coming up to me asking if I'm going to be on Survivor. Yesterday, this little girl came up to me and said that even though the show hadn't started yet, that she was already looking up to me as a role model. I looked down at her and grabbed her Bratz doll from her hand. I shook it angrily at her as I said "You little bitch! You don't fucking know me, so get the fuck out of my face - even though it's really at my knee! Go to hell and burn and rot forever because I'm a bitch! ROAR!!!!" The little girl grabbed her doll back, kicked me in the shin and called me a cunt. Then she ran off. How DARE she?! Doesn't she know that I'm the biggest bitch ever? Whatever! Like I need to talk to waifs like that. I am so badass!!! Love, Corinne 
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Posts: 3593 (09/01/08 5:08 PM) |
Why didn't Corinne attack that nasty little child with a tennis racquet?
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Posts: 17712 (09/01/08 5:16 PM) >: | |
Dictatorship wrote: She was at her church. |
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Posts: 3994 (09/01/08 5:27 PM) Registered user |
Dear Diary:
I wrote a new song today. I know this will inspire people, and also keep from having to row a boat or work since I can just stand around singing at camp and inspire others to do it all. Here it is: We are survivors, we are survivin' we will suuuurviiiive, when we survive, When we start survivin' on the island, we will survive, we will survive. With all survivors, we will keep survivin', just suuuurviiiiiin, all through the nite when we wake up, we'll be survivin we will survive, we will survive....... Love, Wanda Off-Pitch 
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Posts: 1501 (09/01/08 5:30 PM) |
Dear Diary,
WHERE IS THAT MUTHA FUCKER FAIRPLAY? I mean Marcus. 
-Susie |
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Posts: 3888 (09/01/08 5:31 PM) Registered User |
Dear Diary,
I can't wait to YELL cuz I CAN YELL TOO!!! -Susie |
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Lurlene McDaniels |
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Posts: 893 (09/08/08 7:15 PM) Registered user |
Dear Diary
.........................................................You suck Eric.V |
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NoChetCherlock |
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Posts: 284 (09/08/08 8:36 PM) |
Dear Diary,
Look at me! Just look at me!! Am I fabulous or what? 
See, I've tried to get a real career in acting, but all I got was some lame-o guest shots on some shitty shows. I should be the Queen of the world!!! I mean, why haven't I won my two Oscars yet???? LOOK AT ME! I'm all 50's slutty looking and stuff and my agent told me I'm the only one with this look. Well, besides Christina Aguilara and Gwen Stefani. But we both know that those 2 whores have no talent at all compared to me. Anyway diary, my agent said I should go on this show Survivor so I could really jump start my acting career. He said it worked for Colleen Somethingorother and she went on to star in an Oscar nominated movie with Rob Schneider called When Animals Attack, or something like that!! This could be the best career move I've ever made!! I even saw Mikey B's MySpace page and he was on this show and now he's a big time actor with some really riveting stuff in a jail cell. I saw his work and I cried. Being on Survivor really helped him and his career, so I know it will be boffo for mine. Oh yeah diary, I met a guy who said he directed movies and I believed him. So after 11 days I married him. He said I can star in his next big production!!! I think it's called "Lick My Cane, Sugar". I bet it's going to be one of those romantic period piece movies. See diary? We were made for each other <3 Oh what will I wear on the red carpet???..... I owe it all to Survivor and their genius casting department. See ya at the Oscars, Love, Sugar |
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Posts: 11035 (09/08/08 8:44 PM) OSTS Moderator |
Dear Diary.
I put you up for sale on eBay, for realz. http://www.broadcastingca...00138/post/630032863.html Suck it, Darrell! ~ Nicole |
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Posts: 1453 (09/09/08 1:20 AM) Registered user |
Dear Diaree,
Today I got my fuckin hair braided. I'm getting in touch with my feminiminim side. Love, Twila |
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platinumtlc |
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Posts: 4004 (09/09/08 1:29 AM) Registered User |
Dear Diary,
I'm a mactor and I should kill myself. -Matty. |
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Posts: 481 (09/09/08 2:02 PM) My luxury item was a strait-jacket
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C'mon Plat. You can do better than that.
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Posts: 4 (09/16/08 2:28 AM) |
Dear diary day 1 : I am so boring but I found the hidden immunity idol,and if they're planning to get rid of me,I'm gonna play it -Yul
Dear diary day 2 : I am so boring but yesterday,I found the hidden immunity idol,and if they're planning to get rid of me,I'm gonna play it -Yul Dear diary day 3 : I'm still boring but 2 days ago,I found the hidden immunity idol,and if they're planning to get rid of me,I'm gonna play it -Yul Dear diary day 4 : I'm still boring as ever but 3 days ago,I found the hidden immunity idol,and if they're planning to get rid of me,I'm gonna play it -Yul (Fast forward to a week later) Dear diary day 8 : I am so boring but a week ago,I found the hidden immunity idol,and if they're planning to get rid of me,I'm gonna play it -Yul (Fast forward to a month later) Dear diary day 31 : It's been a month and I'm still boring but I found the hidden immunity idol 30 days ago and if they're planning to get rid of me,I'm gonna play it (Months later) Dear diary:I just won Survivor Cook Islands,and I am STILL so boring but because of the hidden immunity idol,they we're unable to get rid of me and now I'm rich PS: That just about sums up my boring personality and my overrated win and intelligence . Yul Kwon
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Posts: 2535 (09/16/08 3:52 AM) Registered user |
My Trusted Diary,
I finally did it. I finally got up the nerve to flay a human corpse and then dissolve the remains in a bathtub full of acid. I even procured professional service vessels to eat the remains on the bamboo skull-lined altar in my alcove. It was glorious. We shall chat again soon when the body dissolves, the smell dissipates, and the darkness forces me to strike again in the dead of night. I need to have their goodness inside me. Let me prepare the cumin. Sincerely, Matthew J. Von Ertfelda 
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Posts: 2536 (09/16/08 3:57 AM) Registered user |
Dear diary, Well, more excitement today. I dropped a bar of soap in the shower, and three big black men waited for me to bend over, and then they pounced on me. They pushed me up against the wall, they rammed me in Devil's Canyon more times than the proverbial jackhammer, and when I escaped, crying and bleeding, the warden just laughed at me and spat in my face. He said it will probably happen again tomorrow too, so I better get used to it. I didn't have the heart to tell him that I already have. God, I love prison. Smooches, Richie Rich 
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Posts: 2537 (09/16/08 4:02 AM) Registered user |
Dear God, I don't believe in worshiping diaries, so I'll just write this entry directly to you instead. After all, I always said, whenever I kick the bucket one day, I want to have a diary full of life stories. So here you go. Here's your entry, buddy! P.S. Please smite all the evolutionists. They make my tits droop. Your servant in Christ and Doritos, Tina 
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Posts: 2538 (09/16/08 4:07 AM) Registered user |
Dear Mother Africa, Thank you Goddess for the strength you give me, and thank you for the Africa powers that you grant me each and every day here on planet AFRICA. I would not have the strength to face this godawful Mother African world without your austere Africa guidance and African wisdom. May many African blessings fall down upon your Goddess head for the rest of your years, and may Mother Africa continue to rule the Mother African world until the end of Mother African Time. May Mother Africa bring you peace and African prosperity. Oh... and also... kill Whitey. P.S. I masturbate to pictures of Zimbabwe. With love from me and the tiny Mother African elves that live in my pancreas, Linda 
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