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BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#501	[-]
Posts: 1705 (05/17/08 2:16 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ImmunityisOverrated wrote: I actually didn't masturbate on the island. I know someone said they caught me doing it, but I honestly didn't have the urge to splurge the entire time I was there. To answer the other question YES I would love to come back for another All Stars show as a Hellion badass with some mean tats and a Sawyer-esque attitude, a total 180 from Erik on Micronesia. I want a thread that says,"Erik All-Stars 3 >>>>>>>>>>> Erik Micronesia". So you're saying it's kinda like the Seinfeld episode where Jerry got caught not picking his nose and it "wasn't a pic"? I really don't care either way but that's funnier to me than you having actually masturbated and gotten caught. And I will start that thread when you go on ASS3/4/5/whatever, but you have to promise to whine. A lot. And don't let any girls even TOUCH your machete.
growsonwalls		#502	[-]
Posts: 2917 (05/17/08 2:17 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I actually didn't masturbate on the island. I know someone said they caught me doing it, but I honestly didn't have the urge to splurge the entire time I was there. I think I had maybe two boners then entire trip (once at the Herbal Esscence reward and at Yap of course!) Not even any morning wood? I saw Rupert, he bought me a sandwich at 3:45 on the way back to the hotel. Todd and Courtney were batshit crazy, and Denise was all over the place. She was kinda hard on me about the idol blunder, which I couldn't blame her, but still she acted mean. Mary was showing everyone her ring and RyanO was pretty chill about it the whole time. Denise is such a cunt.
ImmunityisOverrated		#503	[-]
Posts: 36 (05/17/08 2:21 PM) Geenyus Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Actually, yes, I had many morning wood moments. I cuddled with Natalie for warmth for the first week or so and it was sweetness.
firechat		#504	[-]
Posts: 242 (05/17/08 2:21 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Do you own MSN AIM or a reasonable form of chat that is more expediant? Thinking we should set up with a couple of you Eliza and Kathy Are you down?
firechat		#505	[-]
Posts: 243 (05/17/08 2:24 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I saw a pic of Jason and Nat so close with their lips I couldnt measure it Whats that about? And when do you think your DVDs will arrive?
KrazyKathy S16		#506	[-]
Posts: 93 (05/17/08 2:24 PM) My luxury item was a strait-jacket Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Betel Nuts and KB When we won Joe and Edwin, they brought alcohol. I do not drink (rcovering alchy) and it sucked not to because out there, anything that could make you forget you were there was like plutonium to jihadists. I do smoke, so when I saw them chewing the betel nuts, I thought that was like their chewing tobacco. The betel nut alone is not the mind blower. It is the white lime powder that they sprinkle on it before they wrap the leaf around it. Edwin had an extra step in making his in that he had a hand woven case full of benson & hedges. He would rip off the filter and add the cigarette to it, then the leaf. I stole a cigarette out of Edwins bag and because I had no pockets, I gave it to Eliza cuz she said she had a pocket. Me and James smoked it by the fire. Apparently night vision cameras see more than I give them credit for, cuz they took it out of Edwins bag when I went to steal more. Anyway, Joe and Ed made me 3 betel nuts in a row, first your mouth goes numb. Then the island starts spinning. Then you proceed to put your head in the sand to make it stop. Then you watch as 2 buddha-bellied Palauns start laughing at you. You then put your arms around their necks and say "Sure, make fun of the skinny white girl getting all messed up on betel nuts." Then you start kissing Palauans on the cheeks and go to the shelter to lay down and hope that you don't puke where you have to sleep. Parvati said that she thought if I would have slept with one of them, they would have left us more booze. True story. The End. And thanks Eliza for putting that smokey treat in your pocket. It was the best damn cigarette me and James have ever had.
MyChemicalShowmance		#507	[-]
Posts: 489 (05/17/08 2:25 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ImmunityisOverrated wrote: 1) I saw Rupert, he bought me a sandwich at 3:45 on the way back to the hotel... 2) Denise was all over the place. She was kinda hard on me about the idol blunder, which I couldn't blame her, but still she acted mean. 1) Terribly sorry that you had to interact with Rupert. What was on the sandwich? 2) You should have been hard on Denise about the "lying about your job status" blunder.
GodIsAnAtheist		#508	[-]
Posts: 3641 (05/17/08 2:26 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	If you actually had sexual relations with any of the Survivors, would you REALLY tell us? I mean, if Parvati blew you for your vote, would you cop to that? BTW, just curious, is this how you thought your arrival at Sucks would go? lol
ImmunityisOverrated		#509	[-]
Posts: 38 (05/17/08 2:27 PM) Geenyus Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	KrazyKathy S16 wrote: Betel Nuts and KB When we won Joe and Edwin, they brought alcohol. I do not drink (rcovering alchy) and it sucked not to because out there, anything that could make you forget you were there was like plutonium to jihadists. I do smoke, so when I saw them chewing the betel nuts, I thought that was like their chewing tobacco. The betel nut alone is not the mind blower. It is the white lime powder that they sprinkle on it before they wrap the leaf around it. Edwin had an extra step in making his in that he had a hand woven case full of benson & hedges. He would rip off the filter and add the cigarette to it, then the leaf. I stole a cigarette out of Edwins bag and because I had no pockets, I gave it to Eliza cuz she said she had a pocket. Me and James smoked it by the fire. Apparently night vision cameras see more than I give them credit for, cuz they took it out of Edwins bag when I went to steal more. Anyway, Joe and Ed made me 3 betel nuts in a row, first your mouth goes numb. Then the island starts spinning. Then you proceed to put your head in the sand to make it stop. Then you watch as 2 buddha-bellied Palauns start laughing at you. You then put your arms around their necks and say "Sure, make fun of the skinny white girl getting all messed up on betel nuts." Then you start kissing Palauans on the cheeks and go to the shelter to lay down and hope that you don't puke where you have to sleep. Parvati said that she thought if I would have slept with one of them, they would have left us more booze. True story. The End. And thanks Eliza for putting that smokey treat in your pocket. It was the best damn cigarette me and James have ever had. Good call.
firechat		#510	[-]
Posts: 244 (05/17/08 2:27 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	OZZY should clean Toliets for a living rather than selling his crap on ebay and starting a skating park
Phuz1		#511	[-]
Posts: 2419 (05/17/08 2:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Erik, you're surprisingly grounded for a guy your age; the one-two punch of the immunity debacle and facing the Sucksters would be enough to turn a weaker person into a sniveling, shivering pile of protoplasm. And with talk of boobies and boners, you're giving everybody here mmmbation fodder, which is 25% of the Sucks mission statement (the other 75% consists of flaming, repulsing, and photochopping). But if you really expect us to believe you didn't climb your banana tree once in 39 days, you might as well be asking us to give you immunity. One question - were you actively pandering to Sucks when you made up the merged tribe name? Did you ever deliberately play to the Sucks crowd in your confessionals or through any of your actions (particularly anything that was left on the cutting room floor)?
BuffyTheThreadSlayer		#512	[-]
Posts: 1708 (05/17/08 2:29 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Wow...Kathy, I hate to hijack Erik's thread, but as someone who only very recently quit a three pack a day habit...and I wondered this about Shane at the time too... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU TRY TO GO COLD TURKEY OFF CIGARETTES AND PLAY A SOCIAL GAME LIKE SURVIVOR???!!!111!!!ZOMG (I am still chewing nicotine gum and it helps very much when I want to rip the heads off innocent bystanders) We now return to your regular programming.
Phuz1		#513	[-]
Posts: 2420 (05/17/08 2:33 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ImmunityisOverrated wrote: Actually, yes, I had many morning wood moments. I cuddled with Natalie for warmth for the first week or so and it was sweetness. I'm calling you out on this one. If you cuddle that, you're likely to come away with frostbite or hundreds of small cuts all over your body.
ImmunityisOverrated		#514	[-]
Posts: 39 (05/17/08 2:37 PM) Geenyus Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Phuz1 wrote: One question - were you actively pandering to Sucks when you made up the merged tribe name? Did you ever deliberately play to the Sucks crowd in your confessionals or through any of your actions (particularly anything that was left on the cutting room floor)? Dabu was definitely a "Sucks" moment,.. I wanted to mess with the show itself and it worked! In one of my post-voteoff interviews I said "Amanda was Livid with me" a few times as well,.. I think someone caught that joke and posted it somewhere. I also wanted to write in ridiculous fonts and draw the first ever "verticle vote" but nobody seemed to notice it because it coincided with the big blunder that episode. I wanted to say "Amanda was livid" at the reunion but they came down pretty hard on me not to say anything stupid up there. They didn't show it at all but I made some refrences to RED X by drawing in the sand. I drew some CRAZY sand drawings but they didn't show any of them, that pissed me off.
PeachessandCreeams		#515	[-]
Posts: 9040 (05/17/08 2:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Thank you for answering all of our questions. "Erik, I caught you masturbating..." ~ Anonymous Survivor: Micronesia contestant who did in fact see Erik masturbating whilst on the island. "We were gay lovers" ~ Erik
GeneOkerlund27		#516	[-]
Posts: 3339 (05/17/08 2:38 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	louie77, the young man who considers you a hero, did in fact create a thread about the vertical vote yw!
ImmunityisOverrated		#517	[-]
Posts: 40 (05/17/08 2:38 PM) Geenyus Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	I'm logging off for a bit, back on later.
Dictatorship		#518	[-]
Posts: 2632 (05/17/08 2:38 PM) Crying my eyes out and shaking so much :( Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Woo, hey Erik. Albeit, I hated you on the show, you are awesome posting here! How much did you visit Sucks beforehand?
Joaqenix		#519	[-]
Posts: 1193 (05/17/08 2:54 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Denise was all over the place. She was kinda hard on me about the idol blunder, which I couldn't blame her, but still she acted mean. Denise is such a stupid bitch. You shoulda been hard on her about being a moron at the end of China and not teaming up with Peih-Geesus and the other Erik.
platinumtlc		#520	[-]
Posts: 2999 (05/17/08 2:55 PM) Registered User Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Denise looks like a fat drunkard white trash loser in all the post-show pics. I don't even know why they invite that loser back.

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