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CONGRATULATIONS TO ME!!!!

and congratulations to all y'all who have the honor of appearing in my 1000th post gj


TOP FIVE PM'S I RECEIVED IN ANTICIPATION OF THIS OCCASION


5. SonOfAbraxas

subject: 1000th Post =O
body: OMGOSH LULZ!

I'm so happy for you and your 1000th post! I just wanted to let you know that anytime you want to secretly mess around experiment with your sexuality, I'll be here for you man. I won't tell a soul, for realz. It'll be just between you, me and our penises, I swear to Gosh.

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SOA

response: lolz CALL ME

4. Us Kids Know

subject: pm time
body: ...i got nothin

response: lolz

3. HumongousDarling

subject: The PM you asked for...
body: am sick at people arranging these stupid competitions just because they want PMs! Why must everything be abou them!!!!!!! It's always me me me. They never think about ME! I am underrated and unappreciated. I work hard! Just because I'm not illiterate Philipino doesn't mean I shouldn't be famous.

You Lulz, you waltz right in here and have people fawning all over you... It makes me sick to my stomach! You and everything you represent disgust me! People need to know the truth about you Anti! That's right, I know your little secret. You didn't like how all the post-parties stopped when you entered threads, so you needed to create a ghostnick that allowed you to hang out with us mortals. Sad and pathetic! I have one thing to say to you NatalieCunialLulz:

Kiss my FAT ASS!

Ps. I tried to pretend to be European, but it didn't work either. No one cares. Yeah, I am middle aged mailwoman from Milwaukee. Excuse me for trying to be different!!!!
Pps. This was my last post ever. I'm quitting Sucks!

response: o ok soz : /


2. Paris Hilton

subject: Hello
body: Vajayjay.

response: lolololololololololol

1. TW After Life

subject: Lulz, I need advice.
body: I've asked all three people I know in real life about this and none of them were able to give a satisfactory answer. This is a problem I've been having for a while now, and I don't know where else to turn. I think that first I need to let you know a little about these three people, so that maybe you can see why you would be better to help me out with this.

First, there is Paco. Paco was my best friend in high school, and was the only Latino classmate I had. I don't trust Latinos with problems in this field. : /

Second, there is Josh. I met Josh in college, and we hit it off immediately. We became fast friends, perhaps too fast. Josh was a fine specimen of manhood, blond hair, blue eyes. We became lovers. Our lusty affair lasted for several years until he met Julia, who is now his fiancee. While we both know no one well ever love us like we love each other, neither one of us wanted to live a homosexual lifestyle. We both desire to raise children with a wife, and thus we stopped seeing each other romantically. However, we have been lucky enough to remain friends. At first I thought that Josh would be the perfect confidant for this issue, but lately he's been sending signals that he is unhappy with Julia. I feel that he may want to continue our affair, and while nothing would make me happier it eliminates him from the running of people I feel can objectively solve this issue. You see Lulz, Josh is the type of person who will tell a person whatever they want to hear, if he has feelings for them. Since I believe his romantic feelings for me are returning, I don't trust him with this matter.

Finally, we have Tanya. Tanya is a sweetheart, and I love her death, but only as a friend. Previous instances of asking her advice have only ended poorly, I'm afraid. So, that leaves only you, Lulzie.

My quandary is this: I have a tee time scheduled for Wednesday afternoon. Should I wear a green polo shirt, or a blue one?

response: defo green, yw



omh my 1000th post is also my longest =o

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