Wan & Chung's TAR: Melanie & Cynthia are the winners!

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Funkey 01		#1841	[-]
Posts: 1307 (05/17/08 1:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Marvin: Yahoo! We just made it on the first flight! Harry: Let's hope nothing happens with the weather. Marvin: So did you receive that new personality you ordered from the catalog? Harry: Not yet. I was TOTALLY hoping it would come during the last pitstop. Marvin: You really need it. This whole race has been about Marvin, Marvin, Marvin. Of course, that's the way it should be. Funkey: Fuck my internet is sucking right now! 1375 DZD = 141 BWP
NickF227		#1842	[-]
Posts: 2676 (05/17/08 1:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Celeste: OMFG YAYAYAYAYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Collete: I hope this leg doesn't involve landing trains and broken-down camels, personally. Celeste: O_o Wut? Collete: Just because of the odd happening.
Kitty Pryde1		#1843	[-]
Posts: 4171 (05/17/08 1:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Katherine: Goddamn planes! Planes made of shitty, inferior bullshit! Gil: Why are they inferior, Kat? Made because they're made in Africa?! Katherine: These planes weren't made in Africa, Gil. They were made in Europe. Stop attributing negative traits to Africa. Person: Yeah, racist. Gil: But I...that...what...
Katsuya		#1844	[-]
Posts: 1572 (05/17/08 1:27 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ROUTE INFO: Once teams arrive in Gaborone, they must make their way to the Gaborone Golf Course where their next clue awaits them, at the entrance to the Clubhouse. Teams will be using the Botswanan Pula in this leg of the race. Post Taxi to Golf Course (-25) (1U) Combi (1) (2) (3) (4) to Golf Course (-15) (Either 2U, 3U, 5U, 7U) - Teams can take a combi to the Golf Course, and more than one team can enter one combi. However, the combi may take an indirect route to the Golf Course, which may slow teams down. Air Algerie: We have a flight NOW arriving at 11:30 AM PDT. We are now FULL. 1st JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) British Airways: We have a flight NOW arriving at 11:35 AM PDT. We are now FULL. 2nd Ignatius & Isabella / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) 3rd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 4th Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 5th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 6th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) Egypt Air: We have a flight NOW arriving at 11:35 AM PDT. We are now FULL. 7th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 8th Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) 9th Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227)
maximillian		#1845	[-]
Posts: 1000 (05/17/08 1:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Melanie: OMG, I just realize that our plane is packed with all-female teams! Long live Girl Power! Hohohohoho! Cynthia: Oh yeah! Melanie: You know what's better? This is Max's 1000th post! both dance
Funkey 01		#1846	[-]
Posts: 1308 (05/17/08 1:27 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Marvin: This airline sucks. We're way over due for our scheduled arrival! Harry: Marvin, I'm concerned about you. Marvin: Again? I thought I told you about the sublimation. Harry: That's just it. You spent the entire last leg looking to get down Tyra's pants. Marvin: Yeah, so? Harry: Now that her cobwebbed coochie turned you off, I'm worried you'll go back to being depressed. Marvin: No way. I've got a plan. I'm refocusing all my efforts. Harry: How? Marvin: We're back to freshman year!! Harry: Oh no…. you don't mean…. Marvin: That's right, BABY! I'm getting you laid!!! Harry:
Level 5		#1847	[-]
Posts: 1756 (05/17/08 1:28 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	1823DZD > 186BWP 15USD > 97BWP = 283BWP Tyra: This sucks gigantic ass. Janice: removes dick from mouth for a few moments You mean like your ass? Tyra: No, bitch, I mean we're poor, we're on the last flight. Damn dial-up. Janice: Dial-up, what? Girl, are you on crack again? Tyra: What?! I never touch drugs, I'm an inspirational goddess! Go back to sucking cock, I like you better that way. Janice: Well that makes two of us. spits at Cynthia, resumes cock-sucking
yope3041		#1848	[-]
Posts: 492 (05/17/08 1:28 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JP: I think we got the earliest flight! This has never happened before! Steve: This is so exciting! Intercom: British Airways flight 0777 arriving in Gaborone, Botswana will be arriving on time at 11:25. Steve: CRAP! JP: There could always be a delay on that flight.... Steve: Well, it was great being first for a little. JP: Yeah, what a storke of luck with that fast forward. We hardly beat Tyra. Steve: JP, what do you think of us as compared to the other teams? JP: Well, we aren't as good of racers, but I think hopefully we're better people. Steve: Yeah, I mean all these other teams are just a little too crazy, like they've been typecasted. JP: Honestly, i think the only reason we got on this show is because of our jobs. Steve: I'm feeling sad JP. I really don't think we'll be able to keep up with all the other teams as the race goes on. JP: Yeah, well we're older or less FIERCE. Steve: True dat pound it JP: But I mean we can't just give up. JP: Have you noticed that no other teams have gotten on this flight? Steve: Yeah. That's not good, I think maybe we went from first to last. JP: Damnit this is so unfair. I mean, an election seems more fair than this. Steve: I yearn for the democratic process, its so much easier. 531 DZD+$18= 54 BWP + 115 BWP = 169 BWP
Katsuya		#1849	[-]
Posts: 1573 (05/17/08 1:29 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	ROUTE INFO: Once teams arrive in Gaborone, they must make their way to the Gaborone Golf Course where their next clue awaits them, at the entrance to the Clubhouse. Teams will be using the Botswanan Pula in this leg of the race. Post Taxi to Golf Course (-25) (1U) Combi (1) (2) (3) (4) to Golf Course (-15) (Either 2U, 3U, 5U, 7U) - Teams can take a combi to the Golf Course, and more than one team can enter one combi. However, the combi may take an indirect route to the Golf Course, which may slow teams down. 1st JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) British Airways: We have a flight NOW arriving at 11:35 AM PDT. We are now FULL. 2nd Ignatius & Isabella / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) 3rd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 4th Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 5th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 6th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) Egypt Air: We have a flight NOW arriving at 11:35 AM PDT. We are now FULL. 7th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 8th Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) 9th Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227)
yope3041		#1850	[-]
Posts: 493 (05/17/08 1:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Taxi to Golf Course 169-25=144
NickF227		#1851	[-]
Posts: 2677 (05/17/08 1:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Collete: looks up HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU POOR WHEN WE ONLY HAVE 59 BWP!!! GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you guys are nice and there's a FF please don't take it.
Dan Down Under		#1852	[-]
Posts: 2415 (05/17/08 1:30 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	...delayed by 10 minutes. Isabella: 10 minutes!? 10 MINUTES!? WHAT THE HELL! Ignatius: Oi sit down you and stop creating a scene. Isabella: starts crying No! I pretty much hate this right now. We're on a shit plane going to a shit third world destination with shit facilities. What if I need to pee!? Ignatius: Then you're just going to have to toughen it up. Isabella: This is so unfair Ignatius. STEWARDESS! GET ME ANOTHER BAG OF PEANUTS! Stewardess: I'm sorry ma'am but we seem to have run out... Isabella: RWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!
oh ehm gee		#1853	[-]
Posts: 810 (05/17/08 1:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Ax: Come with me. A/T head to bathrooms WHO ARE YOU? Tobias: I'm...Tobias. Ax: Let me ask again. WHO ARE YOU? Tobias: I'm...Tobias. Ax: You most certainly aren't! Now...WHO ARE YOU? Tobias: I am Temrash 497. And you are one of the Andalite Bandits. When the Council hears of this- Ax: They aren't. Firstly, we have to stick together you vile slug. Secondly, you, or should I say "Tobias" is a wanted man. Temrash/Tobias: And? Ax: The fact that we're at an airport is risky enough. You don't want to get detained do you? Without those precious Kandrona rays you would be as good as dead. Temrash: And so would you! Ax: Which is why I propose we work together. Neither of us want to be stuck here. We act as a team, we do the race, we go from there. Agreed. Temrash: Agreed. ^^^ This is what we call "painful but necessary exposition".
Kitty Pryde1		#1854	[-]
Posts: 4172 (05/17/08 1:31 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Katherine: snatches a jar of peanut butter from the stewardess' cart Hmm... Gil: What hmm? It's a jar of freaking peanut butter. Katherine: stands up and wings the jar at Ignatius, beaning him in the head Catch! It might come in useful for you if there a horse in the next leg. Or a dog! Gil: facepalm Oh God... Katherine: I understand your mindset, Iggy. Me and Gil investigated the murder of one of your kind. His name was Rocky Raccoon. Gil: He was...in a fursuit. Katherine: And I know you freaks like doing it with animals. Kitty Pryde1: No fair! I thought you guys were on my side!
Katsuya		#1855	[-]
Posts: 1574 (05/17/08 1:31 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Post Run out of transport and grab clue 1st JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) ROUTE INFO: Once teams arrive in Gaborone, they must make their way to the Gaborone Golf Course where their next clue awaits them, at the entrance to the Clubhouse. Teams will be using the Botswanan Pula in this leg of the race. Post Taxi to Golf Course (-25) (1U) Combi (1) (2) (3) (4) to Golf Course (-15) (Either 2U, 3U, 5U, 7U) - Teams can take a combi to the Golf Course, and more than one team can enter one combi. However, the combi may take an indirect route to the Golf Course, which may slow teams down. British Airways: We have a flight NOW arriving at 11:35 AM PDT. We are now FULL. 2nd Ignatius & Isabella / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) 3rd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 4th Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 5th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 6th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) Egypt Air: We have a flight NOW arriving at 11:35 AM PDT. We are now FULL. 7th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 8th Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) 9th Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227)
yope3041		#1856	[-]
Posts: 494 (05/17/08 1:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	JP: We're going to play golf!!! I'm really good at golf. I play on the weekends. Steve: You're coming across as elitist. Run out of transport and grab clue
maximillian		#1857	[-]
Posts: 1001 (05/17/08 1:32 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Cynthia: wipes spit from face Oh. My. God. I've never been so angry in my entire life. YOU FUCKING OLD BOTOX CUNT! HOW DARE YOU! MY MOTHER NEVER TREATED ME LIKE THIS! NEITHER DID THOSE GROUND STAFF BITCHES. Actually worse. I DON'T CARE! Melanie: Just go lick your vagina and leave us alone bitch!
oh ehm gee		#1858	[-]
Posts: 811 (05/17/08 1:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Intercom: We will be arriving shortly. Ax: Thank god. We can go from there. "Tobias": I know. Hopefully there's water nearby. stewardess pushes cart with drinks "Tobias": Need...water. Ax: Not here. You're still a fugitive, Temrash. You don't want to be like Harold and Kumar, do you?
Dan Down Under		#1859	[-]
Posts: 2416 (05/17/08 1:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	Kitty Pryde1 wrote: Katherine: snatches a jar of peanut butter from the stewardess' cart Hmm... Gil: What hmm? It's a jar of freaking peanut butter. Katherine: stands up and wings the jar at Ignatius, beaning him in the head Catch! It might come in useful for you if there a horse in the next leg. Or a dog! Gil: facepalm Oh God... Katherine: I understand your mindset, Iggy. Me and Gil investigated the murder of one of your kind. His name was Rocky Raccoon. Gil: He was...in a fursuit. Katherine: And I know you freaks like doing it with animals. Kitty Pryde1: No fair! I thought you guys were on my side! Isabella: Don't. FUcking. Mess. With. Me. Ignatius: Oh shit calm down. Stop going all Super Saiyan on us.
Katsuya		#1860	[-]
Posts: 1575 (05/17/08 1:34 PM) Registered user Reply Quote More Recent Posts Message Connection Block Invite	(Internet was skipping a bit then, sorry) ROADBLOCK: Who's Mma Ramotswe? Post (Team member) will do the roadblock! 1st JP & Steve / City Council Members (yope3041) Post Run out of transport and grab clue ROUTE INFO: Once teams arrive in Gaborone, they must make their way to the Gaborone Golf Course where their next clue awaits them, at the entrance to the Clubhouse. Teams will be using the Botswanan Pula in this leg of the race. Post Taxi to Golf Course (-25) (1U) Combi (1) (2) (3) (4) to Golf Course (-15) (Either 2U, 3U, 5U, 7U) - Teams can take a combi to the Golf Course, and more than one team can enter one combi. However, the combi may take an indirect route to the Golf Course, which may slow teams down. 2nd Ignatius & Isabella / Long-Distance Dating (Dan Down Under) 3rd Coral & Katie / Friends (Nimberlane) 4th Gil & Katherine / Co-Workers (Kitty Pryde1) 5th Marvin & Harry / Best Friends (Funkey 01) 6th Ax & Tobias / Uncle & Nephew (oh ehm gee) 7th Melanie & Cynthia / Flight Attendants (maximillian) 8th Tyra & Janice / Fierce Divas (Level 5) 9th Celeste & Collete / Twin Sisters (NickF227)

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