says CNN.
bad clams?
myocardial infarction?
submerged car?
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TED KENNEDY RUSHED TO HOSPITAL |
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Guatevia |
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Posts: 512 (05/17/08 10:40 AM) Registered User |
Maybe too many people wanted to fuck him and the stress got to him.
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 24298 (05/17/08 10:41 AM) |
He's strokin'!
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Mister Slippery |
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You K N O W that it was the Clintons .
C'mon - admit it. Caroline is next! |
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Posts: 22889 (05/17/08 10:43 AM) Registered user |
Dead Kennedy rushed to hospital.
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Posts: 4721 (05/17/08 10:44 AM) Still OT Forum Dominator
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He's smothering under the weight of his own awesomeness. STAY STRONG, TEDDY! Fat Brat Prince of Masschusetts <3
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Posts: 105 (05/17/08 10:45 AM) |
Anyone have him in the death pool?
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Posts: 22891 (05/17/08 10:47 AM) Registered user |
In a related story, the hospital is having an All You Can Eat and Drink Hotwings and Beer Extravaganza Fundraiser today.
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Trixie Delight |
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Posts: 24299 (05/17/08 10:51 AM) |
Don't forget the Kopechne Dunk Tank!
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Posts: 2319 (05/17/08 10:58 AM) Registered User |
Will he be the first Kennedy in 45 years to die of natural causes (other than Rose)?
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Posts: 22893 (05/17/08 10:59 AM) Registered user |
If by "natural causes" you mean cirrhosis, then yes.
Don't forget the Kopechne Dunk Tank!And the William Kennedy Smith Kissing Booth.
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Posts: 24300 (05/17/08 11:05 AM) |
Don't forget the Lobotomy Specials for the chillren! |
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Posts: 642 (05/17/08 11:12 AM) Registered User |
The sidewalks of Hyannis will be safe for pedestrians this season.
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2 Dogs Barking |
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Posts: 313 (05/17/08 11:21 AM) Registered user |
I'll always remember where I was when I heard the news. Where the hell was I?
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Posts: 9762 (05/17/08 11:30 AM) Registered User |
Hope they don't drive over any bridges on the way to the hospital...
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Posts: 22368 (05/17/08 11:33 AM) Registered User |
Wow, he's 76? I guess I did not realize that. Hope the old geezer makes a full recovery.
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Posts: 5650 (05/17/08 11:39 AM) Registered User |
Angela in WI wrote: See, I would have thought he was older. It seems like he's been around forever. I guess he has, in my lifetime. And he looks old. But drinking will do that to you. |
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Posts: 616 (05/17/08 11:52 AM) Registered user |
The fucker first got elected to the Senate when I was a toddler, and I'm not young. I hope he doesn't die, the combination of Boston accent, alcoholic
slurring, now seasoned with a stroke should be something wonderful to hear.
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Posts: 22093 (05/17/08 11:53 AM) Gadabout |
When he's about to go, will they have some goofball shoot him just for symmetry's sake?
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Posts: 30643 (05/17/08 11:53 AM) Registered user |
If we're lucky he'll wind up a drooling tard like his dad.
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Posts: 644 (05/17/08 12:01 PM) Registered User |
Amen
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