Claymazement wrote:
I have a feeling I'm the oldest Cooktard in the pack. Not that I care - I still feel 20 inside.
okay mazie, I'll pm you my age and see if I win. But you have to promise to keep it to yourself! lol
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Posts: 3086 (05/16/08 2:35 PM) Registered User |
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 Velveeta Revolver |
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Posts: 2030 (05/16/08 2:36 PM) Registered User |
<--- DC driving the bus
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SonOfAbraxas |
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Posts: 2707 (05/16/08 3:04 PM) BB Forum Moderator |
"I'm the oldest cougar on the board!"
"No, I am! I'm 85 but my vagina still lusts for cookmeat!" "No, seriously! I'm the oldest and Cookie totally oozes sexx and I bet he hugs the bestest out of everyone ever!!!!" "OMG - MY HUSBAND IS GONNA KILL ME BUT I WANNA RAPE COOK!" Exactly how is this board better the the IdolForums again? You'd think grown-ass women doing it would be ... well ... creepier. =P JK LOVE YA! =D ARCHIE4TEHWIN! |
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 2323 (05/16/08 3:06 PM) Registered user |
SonOfAbraxas wrote: SOAOWNAGE! |
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Velveeta Revolver |
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Posts: 2031 (05/16/08 3:07 PM) Registered User |
I HAVE DUSTWEBS ON MY VAGINA OLDER THAN COOK.
VAG WEBS FTW!1!!!! |
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Claymazement |
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Posts: 1627 (05/16/08 3:08 PM) Registered User |
memeonly wrote: All I will say is that we're pretty close in age. And nope, I won't tell. : )) I HAVE DUSTWEBS ON MY VAGINA OLDER THAN COOK.  ROFL!! VR, you slay me!
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dagny1331 |
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Posts: 1368 (05/16/08 3:17 PM) Registered User |
Age doesn't matter. Or does it?
The Old Flame I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who This morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted. 'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have.' She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'. 'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!' She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!' So I told her to fuck off. |
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Lobsters |
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Posts: 6246 (05/16/08 3:30 PM) Registered User |
Velveeta Revolver wrote: *snorts* |
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memeonly |
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Posts: 3087 (05/16/08 3:31 PM) Registered User |
best cooktards on the web live here.
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seaguy |
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Posts: 11115 (05/16/08 3:32 PM) Registered User |
memeonly wrote: Absolutely. However, it seems to upset a lot of people here for some reason.
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Paris Hilton |
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Posts: 2328 (05/16/08 3:35 PM) Registered user |
Geez, is this thread turing into some cyber sex extravaganza?
a/s/l? |
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dagny1331 |
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Posts: 1371 (05/16/08 3:36 PM) Registered User |
We're hoping!
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seaguy |
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Posts: 11116 (05/16/08 3:37 PM) Registered User |
Paris Hilton wrote: That's hot. |
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roachc420 |
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Posts: 479 (05/16/08 3:53 PM) Registered User |
My husband says Cookie makes him feel better about the gut he recently developed. |
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Velveeta Revolver |
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Posts: 2032 (05/16/08 3:53 PM) Registered User |
Paris Hilton wrote: Well, we could play fuck, marry, kill.
I'll start . . . Fuck: Lips Marry: HIS EYEZ1!1!! Kill: Gunt (I've grown fond of the wolverine dammit) |
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Posts: 342 (05/16/08 3:55 PM) I don't get |
Velveeta Revolver wrote: |
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cardswin5 |
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Posts: 373 (05/16/08 3:56 PM) Registered user |
At least the sexual fantasies here aren't about someone who's an underage minor!
You archtards are cweepy! |
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roachc420 |
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Posts: 480 (05/16/08 3:57 PM) Registered User |
I want to lick his bald spot.
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Mrs John Frusciante |
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Posts: 163 (05/16/08 4:06 PM) I don't get |
zomg, I'm getting slightly moist in the vag area at the thought of this thread title being changed to 'DAVID COOK IS THE AMERICAN IDOL."
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Velveeta Revolver |
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Posts: 2033 (05/16/08 4:07 PM) Registered User |
I want to lick his bald spot. ^
I want to make his dent smell like Depends and mothballs. MJF - our avis \m/ |
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