OMG ROFLMFAO I can't comment yet...I'm still in shock but the above says it allLet's try to be serious now. She screeched like a howler monkey, was incoherent, and a fucking mess. That was just the singing. Between the bozo the clown hair, and the two fat ass cheeks that looked like cats trying to fight their way out of a burlap sack the look reeked of crack ho chic.
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Posts: 5692 (05/15/08 11:16 AM) Registered User |
I turned it off when she started making noises to spare my ears, but now I wish I would have watched this. Has she been taking notes from Macy Gray?
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Posts: 905 (05/15/08 11:17 AM) Registered user |
That was probably the best results show "star" performance i've seen in recent memory. Great song, energetic, dancers...
WTF are you people complaining about? |
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Posts: 27662 (05/15/08 11:20 AM) Registered user |
Ive now come to the conclusion that her performance was the most entertaining thing about the entire season. It literally burned itself into my brain like a
hot poker. It was like Frankenstein decided to go as P!nk for Halloween. I'm surprised that at the end of her performance, the undead didnt burst through
the back of the stage.
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Posts: 21 (05/15/08 11:20 AM) Registered user |
I was stunned by the performance and glad of it. I was mesmerized. I didn't know what was happening. I was discombobulated and I loved it. I don't
think many people could have done that, and that's not a charge against her. I thought it was powerful.
I will not deny her that moment. I found it spectacular and genuine. |
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Posts: 910 (05/15/08 11:23 AM) Registered user |
I was like "WTF?" the whole performance. She acts like a drug addict newly released from the rehab.
And what's up with the hair? And the bikini pic? Eww. She looks like the Gorilla in Survivor Gabon's logo. |
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Posts: 3021 (05/15/08 11:24 AM) Registered User |
Lovejonze wrote: go to page 4 of this thread to watch the clip
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Posts: 891 (05/15/08 11:25 AM) I need a hobby |
I thought that she really made that song her own. She really looked great up there. It was a little Karaoke at times but she worked it out. That was the
Fantasia that we fell in love with during her initial tryout. It was da bomb!!!
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Posts: 7254 (05/15/08 11:30 AM) |
I freakin love it and it makes me want to shake my tittiies :)
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Posts: 27663 (05/15/08 11:40 AM) Registered user |
Fantasia -- a techni-color blend of Missy Elliot, James Brown and the lady that took a shit on the subway platform this morning
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Posts: 706 (05/15/08 11:41 AM) |
Yeah baby, fantasians unite!
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Posts: 991 (05/15/08 12:27 PM) Registered user |
Why does she scream and add "Yeah, yeah" on every song?
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Posts: 1586 (05/15/08 12:40 PM) Registered User |
Mai4 wrote: � Yes, this is the Fanny that won the hearts of America.� It was one of the few times I actually admired her somewhat.� She looked�feminine and did a great job on that song.�What I want to know is wth happened between now and then?� But yeah, I had to watch last night's performance again for a Thursday morning laugh, so she's still good for a snarkfest.
Gregoire!
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Fcuk You ywia |
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Posts: 1811 (05/15/08 12:49 PM) Registered User |
Mrs Visalo wrote: No, it's just a mini-FUPA. I noticed that, too.
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Posts: 2780 (05/15/08 1:04 PM) Registered User |
They showed Simon's reaction AND the banshee shriek on the View this morning. Needless to say, the two republican twats loved it and Joy and Whoopi seemed
as dumbstruck as Cowell.
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Posts: 738 (05/15/08 1:15 PM) |
I fucking loved it.
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Posts: 22284 (05/15/08 1:58 PM) Registered User |
she seriously scared me. I thought at one point she was having a seizure.
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Posts: 1077 (05/15/08 2:04 PM) Registered user |
FUCK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU COCKSUCKERS WHO ACTUALLY PRAISED THIS GOD AWFUL SHIT. SUCH GREAT SINGERS ARE ABLE TO TAKE A SONG WITHOUT SCREECHING AND DANCING
AROUND LIKE A BABOON, MANTASIA CAN'T. SOME SINGERS HAVE A GREAT RANGE, MANTASIA THINKS SHE DOES, BUT REALLY DOESN'T. SHE IS A CRACK WHORE SINGER WHO
DOESN'T KNOW HER LIMITS AS A PERFORMER AND STRUTS AROUND AS IF SHE IS THE HOTTEST SHIT ON EARTH, WHEN IN REALITY, SHE GETS PAID NICKLES AND DIMES TO BLOW
MEN AND WOMEN ON THE STREET.
Thanks xoxo |
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Posts: 22287 (05/15/08 2:05 PM) Registered User |
She reminds me a lot of Patti LaBelle
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Posts: 1078 (05/15/08 2:08 PM) Registered user |
A much FATTER version of Patti LeBelle, minus the talent, the poise, the hot looks.
Fuck, it's amazing people actually praise this shit and how easily impressed people are. If I posted a fucking video of a trainwreck colliding where many people are injured and hurt, would you morons praise it for being energetic? FUCK YOU GUYS! |
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